You're the A Podcast

Cheers to Twenty-One!On this week's episode Austin and Alyssa unpack why the hell bathroom attendants are a thing. Plus they discuss letting your kid dye their hair blue, office vegan clubs, and just what morals you would throw out the window for 5 million dollars.Alyssa's shi**y summary: Santa Clause Conquers the MartiansAustin's "What are you Drinking?": Kua Bay IPAAlyssa's "What are you Drinking?" Tangerine White Claw

It's Episode Twenty and we've fine tuned this baby! Sorda.Listen to Alyssa & Austin while they discuss zoom wedding etiquette and hot spin instructors. Take a side in their most heated argument to date...just how many apples can one person have a day before it gets weird? And of course listen to this week's Shi**y Summary, brought to you by masterful summarizer and fellow podcast host Austin who takes us into the disturbing, regretfully sexy world of Flowers in the Attic.If that's not enough we rank the cast of Vanderpump Rules from James to Jax. Get your gavels ready.

It's a short episode but we've packed in a lot of content:AITA for asking my ex to stop paying our son $15 to shower?AITA for letting my son not live with me for two years after my boyfriend set our house on fire and killed his dog?Austin & Alyssa talk Kanye West for President, 1000 Ways to Die, the demise of kid's meals, Battlefield Earth for Shi**y summary AND they hand down their a**hole verdicts. 

Austin & Alyssa are back for episode eighteen! Join them as they discuss breastfeeding babies that aren't yours and comparing yourself to Oskar Schindler. Take a side as they tackle the age old debate – Am I the A**hole's first official subreddit question – are office temperatures sexist?PLUS,  recapping the movie that gave us all nightmares as kids, Austin covers "Return to Oz" for *Sh**y Movie Summary.*You're done making sourdough bread, your forts have been taken down, feel free to judge with us.

Are you the opinionated neighbor who criticizes houses on afternoon walks? Do you hide candy from your spouse in your own home? Have you ever flown into (or thought about flying into) a jealous rage over your significant others "work wife?"IF you have, tune in. We'll tell you if you're being stupidly irrational or if you do have to worry about Ashley's increasing long zoom calls with your husband. IT'S EPISODE SEVENTEEN of You're the A**hole and on this episode we continue with all of our segments you've come to love as well as a thorough ranking of the Vanderpump Rules cast courtesy of Austin. God help us all.

Here's your Episode Sixteen! We judge whether or not hiding a secret room from your fiance is normal. We judge whether or not your should discuss your friend's pegging habits.We judge whether or not you should keep a cat hostage for reward money. And then we rank each Jersey Shore cast member from most a**hole to least a**hole. Take a listen and hand down your verdict with us. 

EPISODE FIFTEEN is here and we have to ask. What's worse: writing erotic stories about your coworkers or outing the coworker who wrote them? Listen to us unpack this and more Am I the A**hole Reddit posts on this week's podcast. There's no end in sight to this pandemic so let's keep you company in this hell.

Join Austin and Alyssa as they tackle airline etiquette, polyandrous wedding invites, and their first Covid-19 post -- are you justified in throwing your bratty kid's toys away if they don't wash their hands?Gather around and judge a**holes with us.You know you want to.

Is it screwed up not to be barefoot around a brother-in-law with a "pornographic" foot fetish? How about being unsupportive of your identical twin posting naked selfies for work?Austin and Alyssa discuss these posts and other shit shows on their latest episode. Listen in on their throwback to a show you never heard of and answer along with IT'S FLASHCARD TIME on lucky number thirteen.Judge with us fellow Aholes.

You've waited for it and its now it's finally here a**holes (blame Covid-19.)On this episode Alyssa and Austin discuss meddling into your daughter's slumber party drama, passing off a cubic zirconia as a Tiffany engagement ring, and rating people's attractiveness while you're drunk. Is it always a bad move? Even if you've been asked countless of times?Listen to us. Judge with us.

We're back for #11! And going strong with "Shitty Summary & It's Flashcard Time!" On this episode Austin asks Alyssa: do you exude a**hole tendencies if you drive a BMW? If you hold open the elevator door perfectly capable of holding itself open? PLUS we talk A**hole in the News -- a one time segment where we watch and react to that video of the dude punching the airplane seat in front of him. A**hole or not?And of course we get around to the subreddit posts of the week which include a guy trying to pawn off a pet goat as a dog to his HOA and the age-old question of whether it's EVER appropriate for a mom to sleep in the same bed as her thirteen year old son.There's a lot on the table here to judge, humor us and listen.

It's our tenth episode a**holes! Listen in to our debate regarding if it's a crappy move to recommend a terrible tattoo artist to someone who is trying to copy your own tattoo and if EVERYTHING needs to be disclosed to your partner before you move in with them. We talk poop gloves, nudes, conspiracy theories -- and bust out IT'S FLASHCARD TIME.Sit back, hit play, and judge internet strangers from r/AmItheA**hole with us. I mean, what else do you have to do at this point?

How do you tell someone their vagina stinks? Or do you at all? Austin and Alyssa debate about that, photobombing dogs, and virginity "outing."This week we also have for you the start of *ding ding ding...shitty summary. Either you'll love it or hate it. We're a hot mess, and that's just what you need right now in this pandemic hot mess.

Kids are a goddamn mess.  This week Austin and Alyssa discuss just how long you can ground a kid for calling their aunt a "slut" and whether or not hacking into your daughter's Instagram account is ever okay. PLUS A NEW ENTHRALLING SEGMENT: Bachelor Bit! (where Austin tells us a summary of a summary about who got the latest rose.)We're your moral compass in a sea of a**holes. Listen.

Is a Roomba sexy? How far can you go to get laid? Are you a jerk if you don't support all of your partners ridiculous dreams? Austin and Alyssa were on a quick hiatus but now they're back with a new episode of You're the A**hole. Judge with us.

In their longest episode yet Alyssa and Austin discuss "unspoken engagement ring rules," and whether it's every okay to ask for someone's unborn baby. Plus Austin takes us down a long road about being pursued for a pyramid scheme while Alyssa reads a rather snarky USPS review.

Episode Five poses the age old question does the person in the middle seat on a plane deserve both armrests? Hear Austin's very decisive opinions on this as he and Alyssa read through the posts of the week including one where they passionately discuss whether gifting a globe to a flat-earther for his birthday is ever a good call. New Episodes Every Wednesday!

Episode Four features the age old questions: can you tell your significant other they are bad in bed? And is it ever okay to steal someone's thunder? Alyssa and Austin are back to hand down their verdicts and keep you mildly entertained on your daily commute with their irrelevant talk about sugar babies.

Episode Three is here and it features, among other posts, Alyssa and Austin's debate over whether or not sleeping with your adopted cousin makes you a jerk. The duo also updates you on their "drinks of the week" and where they fall on the scale of  "anxious poopers."

In their second episode Austin and Alyssa talk about whether or not abandoning your kids to head to the slopes is irresponsible and whether it it's crazy or not to end your engagement over a dog. Plus they introduce their new weekly segments (they will probably forget about next week.)