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(0:00) Chris loves London days(2:05) Chiefs def. 49ers 28-18(12:16) Lions def. Vikings 31-29(21:12) Packers def. Texans 24-22(29:40) Seahawks def. Falcons 34-14(34:10) Eagles def. Giants 28-3(39:48) Commanders def. Panthers 40-7(44:05) Bills def. Titans 34-10(48:00) Bengals def. Browns 21-14(52:15) Colts def. Dolphins 16-10(57:00) Rams def. Raiders 20-15(1:00:40) SNF: Steelers def. Jets 37-15(1:07:00) Jaguars def. Patriots 32-16 in London(1:11:45) TNF: Broncos def. Saints 33-10(1:13:05) MNF Preview: Ravens at Buccaneers, Chargers at Cardinals

(0:00) Mike has a lewd email auto reply that he wants to try one day.(6:05) TNF: Broncos at Saints(10:35) LONDON: Patriots vs Jaguars(13:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Seahawks at Falcons(16:20) Titans at Bills(18:50) Bengals at Browns(20:55) Texans at Packers(24:35) Dolphins at Colts(27:00) Lions at Vikings(31:40) Eagles at Giants(37:55) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Rams(40:35) Panthers at Commanders(42:35) Chiefs at 49ers(48:55) SNF: Jets at Steelers(51:40) MNF: Ravens at Buccaneers(54:30) Chargers at Cardinals(56:00) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues 

(0:00) Does Rodney Harrison know who Ahmed is?(3:00) #1 Bills trade for Amari Cooper: "This puts them in a different class"(12:30) #2 Jets trade for Davante Adams: And what changed with Todd Downing as playcaller?(23:30) #3 Two Stats & a Lie: Jets slants, Browns sacks, & the Bears offense(35:40) #4 Packers offense rolls: "The NFC North! Holy sh*t!"(50:05) #5 Bigger offensive concerns: Eagles or Bengals? "You're just wasting a f*cking play"(1:06:05) #6 Drake Maye's debut: Should the Patriots have started him sooner?(1:16:10) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Jaguars, Chiefs, and Vikings could make some noise (some good, some bad)

(0:00) "We're not here to teach you English class"(3:55) Ravens def. Commanders 30-23(12:15) Lions def. Cowboys 47-9(22:15) Bears def. Jaguars 35-16 in London(29:25) Packers def. Cardinals 34-13(35:45) Buccaneers def. Saints 51-27(43:05) Falcons def. Panthers 38-20(47:05) Eagles def. Browns 20-16(54:45) SNF: Bengals def. Giants 17-7(58:35) Texans def. Patriots 41-21(1:04:00) Steelers def. Raiders 32-13(1:07:00) Chargers def. Broncos 23-16(1:09:30) Colts def. Titans 20-17(1:12:10) TNF: 49ers def. Seahawks 36-24(1:14:45) MNF Preview: Bills at Jets

(5:30) TNF: 49ers at Seahawks(11:50) London: Jaguars vs Bears(14:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Commanders at Ravens(19:15) Cardinals at Packers(21:25) Texans at Patriots(24:10) Buccaneers at Saints(27:00) Browns at Eagles(29:35) Colts at Titans(34:15) SUNDAY LATE: Chargers at Broncos(37:15) Steelers at Raiders(39:40) Falcons at Panthers(42:35) Lions at Cowboys(48:15) SNF: Bengals at Giants(53:20) MNF: Bills at Jets + BREAKING NEWS(59:15) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) Chris can't sleep Sunday nights(2:25) #1 Jets fire Robert Saleh: Why? And why now?(19:50) #2 Two Stats & a Lie: Chris LOVES the Bears offense now.(29:30) #3 Josh Allen goes 9/30 at Texans: (43:15) #4 49ers red zone struggles(52:55) #5 Justin Fields & Cowboys reinvigorated run D(1:03:25) #6 Lowe's HOMIE Team Picks: We check in on your preseason predictions.(1:07:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: The Cowboys, Bengals, and Commanders are at a crossroads.

(0:00) Ahmed is a role model, despite his bad habits(4:50) Ravens def. Bengals 41-38 (OT)(11:15) Texans def. Bills 23-20(16:45) Jaguars def. Colts 37-34(21:50) Commanders def. Browns 34-13(27:55) Bears def. Panthers 36-10(31:55) Broncos def. Raiders 34-18(39:40) Vikings def. Jets 23-17 in London(46:30) Cardinals def. 49ers 24-23(53:45) Packers def. Rams 24-19(57:10) Giants def. Seahawks 29-20(1:02:15) Dolphins def. Patriots 15-10(1:05:50) MNF Preview: Saints at Chiefs(1:07:20) SNF: Cowboys def. Steelers 20-17(1:08:45) TNF: Falcons def. Buccaneers 36-30 (OT)

(0:00) Despite being salty at Simms for not doing the morning show every day, Florio  offers some free advice on how to pick games better(5:30) TNF: Bucs at Falcons(8:35) LONDON: Jets vs Vikings(12:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Panthers at Bears(16:50) Ravens at Bengals(20:00) Bills at Texans(26:53) Colts at Jaguars(30:53) Dolphins at Patriots(32:43) Browns at Commanders(37:50) SUNDAY LATE: Raiders at Broncos(39:35) Cardinals at 49ers(41:40) Packers at Rams(43:10 ) Giants at Seahawks(46:20) SNF: Cowboys at Steelers(52:05) MNF: Saints at Chiefs(56:50) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Pick

(0:00) A fan sticks up for Ahmed's energy drinks(3:40) #1 Davante Adams: Where could he be going?(14:00) #2 Broncos defense grounds Jets: "He's the best cornerback in the NFL"(34:45) #3 Shane Steichen vs Steelers defense: "They're scared of something"(47:20) #4 Lions torch Seahawks defense: "They were whopping them in those sets"(55:00) Coach of the Year odds: "I would watch out for Sean Payton"(57:10) #5 Trevor Lawrence struggles again: The guys dissect Doug Pederson's comments.(1:03:25) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:06:25) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Jaguars, Buccaneers, and Bengals

(0:00) Ahmed reveals that he's quit Twitter(3:25) Commanders def. Cardinals 42-14(9:35) Buccaneers def. Eagles 33-16(15:30) Vikings def. Packers 31-29(21:00) Chiefs def. Chargers 17-10(26:00) Texans def. Jaguars 24-20(31:35) Falcons def. Saints 26-24(36:55) Colts def. Steelers 27-24(42:15) Broncos def. Jets 10-9(47:35) SNF: Ravens def. Bills 35-10(52:45) 49ers def. Patriots 30-13(56:50) Bengals def. Panthers 34-24(1:00:55) Bears def. Rams 24-18(1:03:55) Raiders def. Browns 20-16(1:07:55) TNF: Cowboys def. Giants 20-15(1:13:10) MNF Preview: Titans at Dolphins & Seahawks at Lions

(0:00) Mike is still adjusting to life without Chris 4 times a week.(5:10) TNF: Cowboys at Giants(10:10) SUNDAY EARLY: Saints at Falcons(13:20) Bengals at Panthers(16:10) Rams at Bears(19:35) Vikings at Packers(23:25) Jaguars at Texans(25:35) Steelers at Colts(28:15) Broncos at Jets(30:35) Eagles at Buccaneers(34:30) SUNDAY LATE: Commanders at Cardinals(37:45) Patriots at 49ers(40:45) Chiefs at Chargers(42:40) Browns at Raiders(47:05) SNF: Bills at Ravens(49:30) MNF: Titans at Dolphins(52:00) MNF: Seahawks at Lions(54:30) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) The battle of Chris vs the Desk continues(3:50) #1 Jayden Daniels: "He's UNFLAPPABLE."(20:00) #2 Bo Nix: "They opened it up."(28:30) Underdogs: Why have we seen so many upsets this season?(32:45) #3 Trevor Lawrence: "Where did the guy who took over games go?"(43:00) #4 Eagles defense: Jalen Carter was incredible. Why doesn't he do this more often?(52:10) #5 Ravens run game: "You've got to be great at SOMETHING."(1:00:55) #6 Two Stats & a Lie: Can Chris spot the fake stat?(1:05:40) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Big games coming for the Giants, Bills, and Seahawks.

(0:00) A YouTube commenter notices Chris' flippers(3:30) Vikings def. Texans(10:40) Eagles def. Saints(17:45) Ravens def. Cowboys(26:20) Steelers def. Chargers(32:45) Packers def. Titans(38:40) Rams def. 49ers(46:10) Broncos def. Buccaneers(51:30) SNF: Chiefs def. Falcons(53:50) Colts def. Bears(58:35) Giants def. Browns(1:03:15) Panthers def. Raiders(1:07:10) Lions def. Cardinals(1:12:35) Seahawks def. Dolphins(1:16:20) TNF: Jets def. Patriots(1:18:00) MNF Preview: Jaguars at Bills, Commanders at Bengals

(0:00) We've improved Florio's headshot.(5:20) TNF: Patriots at Jets(10:35) SUNDAY EARLY: Giants at Browns(13:45) Bears at Colts(16:05) Texans at Vikings(19:40) Eagles at Saints(23:20) Chargers at Steelers(26:20) Broncos at Buccaneers(27:50) Packers at Titans(30:25) SUNDAY LATE: Panthers at Raiders(32:40) Dolphins at Seahawks(35:25) Lions at Cardinals(39:30) Ravens at Cowboys(42:00) 49ers at Rams(46:55) SNF: Chiefs at Falcons(51:15) MNF: Jaguars at Bills(52:40) MNF: Commanders at Bengals(54:40) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) "I think you could be a comedian if you wanted to."(4:20) #1 Falcons stunning comeback over Eagles(14:50) #2 Saints new-look offense destroys Cowboys(30:25) #3 Brian Flores’ Vikings defense stifles Shanahan again(46:15) #4 Lions offense struggles vs Buccaneers (59:30) #5 Panthers bench Bryce Young for Andy Dalton(1:08:00) #6 Fan Therapy: Hope for 0-2 teams?(1:14:20) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: Week 3

(0:00) Ahmed has a healthy drink, for a change(3:25) Chiefs def. Bengals(13:40) Saints def. Cowboys(23:00) Buccaneers def. Lions(29:00) Raiders def. Ravens(36:55) Vikings def. 49ers(45:00) Browns def. Jaguars(50:30) Packers def. Colts(55:00) Seahawks def. Patriots(58:35) Jets def. Titans(1:02:20) Commanders def. Giants(1:06:40) Steelers def. Broncos(1:11:25) Cardinals def. Rams(1:15:05) SNF: Texans def. Bears(1:20:40) Chargers def. Panthers(1:25:35) TNF: Bills def. Dolphins(1:29:25) MNF Preview: Falcons at Eagles

(0:00) Mike enlightens Chris on the origin of "Pizza pizza"(4:50) TNF: Bills at Dolphins(10:20) SUNDAY EARLY: Raiders at Ravens(13:05) Chargers at Panthers(17:50) Saints at Cowboys(21:20) Buccaneers at Lions(26:20) Colts at Packers(31:00) Browns at Jaguars(33:50) 49ers at Vikings(37:50) Seahawks at Patriots(40:15) Jets at Titans(42:35) Giants at Commanders(45:45) SUNDAY LATE: Rams at Cardinals(47:50) Steelers at Broncos(49:30) Bengals at Chiefs(52:00) SNF: Bears at Texans(54:25) MNF: Falcons at Eagles(57:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues

(0:00) We deep dive into Chris' old Lowe's commercial(5:20) Pick Six: Our new Wednesday podcast reminds Chris of some bad moments.(9:30) #1 Caleb Williams: What went wrong (or right)?(22:25) #2 Aaron Rodgers: How did he look in his return (vs a 49ers D that might have improved)?(37:00) #3 Kirk Cousins: Is it too early to panic?(49:15) #4 Packers: What will their strategy be without Jordan Love?(54:35) #5 RBs in New Places: Joe Mixon, Saquon Barkley, and others got off to a hot start.(1:00:00) #6 Fan Therapy: How hopeful (and hopeless) should Vikings and Jaguars backers be?(1:03:05) Ahmed's Buzz Watch: What Week 2 outcomes would blow our minds the most?

(0:00) Welcome back to our live reactions to a past game(2:00) Texans def. Colts(8:15) Bills def. Cardinals(12:25) Dolphins def. Jaguars(17:45) Bears def. Titans(23:40) Steelers def. Falcons(30:10) Patriots def. Bengals(35:35) Cowboys def. Browns(40:25) Chargers def. Raiders(47:15) Buccaneers def. Commanders(52:10) Vikings def. Giants(56:20) Saints def. Panthers(1:00:25) Seahawks def. Broncos(1:03:50) Kickoff: Chiefs def. Ravens(1:08:45) Friday: Eagles def. Packers(1:13:25) SNF: Lions def. Rams(1:15:05) MNF: Jets at 49ers

(0:00) Mikes gloats about last season, and waxes poetic about pizza.(6:00) KICKOFF: Ravens at Chiefs(9:40) BRAZIL FRIDAY NIGHT: Packers vs Eagles(13:30) EARLY SUNDAY: Steelers at Falcons(16:55) Cardinals at Bills(20:40) Titans at Bears(22:50) Bengals at Patriots(24:55) Texans at Colts(27:05) Jaguars at Dolphins(29:45) Panthers at Saints(31:35) Vikings at Giants(35:35) LATE SUNDAY: Raiders at Chargers(37:25) Broncos at Seahawks(39:30) Cowboys at Browns(42:25) Commanders at Buccaneers(44:30) SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Rams at Lions(46:45) MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: Jets at 49ers(49:45) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues