Drunk Zelda

In this episode we sing even more, give our genuine opinions about this game, and reflect on our drunken journey to get here.   For those of you who have stuck around through our first season, we thank you so much for all the love, support, and feedback. Next season we play The Adventures of Link so stick around for another drunken batch of Tom foolery, Elton John covers, and, you guessed it, lots of liquor.

Season 1 is coming to a close which means it's finally time to face the big man himself: Ganon.  Along the way we create a theme song, Jeremy expresses his devotion to potato chips, and for some reason getting three rupees is harder than defeating Ganon.   Fun Fact: Hannah was wearing a blue bobbed wig this episode

Listen we do a little rendition of JoJo, we kill it on the NES classic save files, and we may or may not be finding comfort in hummus.  Fun Fact: We completely gorged on nachos after the episode. I mean doesn't everyone deserve a little "treat yo'self" moment when you're this close to the end? Also, why do we love croissants so much?

We forgot to buy meat at our local underground butcher and we wish we were kidding but also WE MADE HISTORY in this episode by NOT dying once! Basically we're masterminds at this game now and Ganon should cower in fear.

Enter the sex dungeon. Where we get amazing weapons and lose our fucking shit over the all-powerful wizzrobes. 

GUYS THIS IS OUR FIRST RAGE QUIT!! We stock up on MAD hearts, quote Elton John way to much, and appreciate bucks of all ages. Welcome to Santa's sex dungeon.

Listen to us absolutely destroy the fourth dungeon. Like we're talking taking baby from a candy easy. Or maybe like eating budget mac 'n cheese on a yacht like hannah did when she was growing up. Osha needs to check out ladder deaths too, geez.

In this dungeon we play the third dungeon, find and lose the lost woods, and talk a lot about nuts.

It took us forever to find the second dungeon. But we found it. And then we played it. We fight about the boomerang A LOT.

Hello we made it to the first dungeon and THEN WE PLAYED THE FIRST DUNGEON.

Our first official episode! Join us in finding our drunken way to the first dungeon. Spoiler: it took 90 minutes for us to find it.

This is what Drunk Zelda is all about! In case you didn't know, we get drunk and we talk about Zelda.