Into The Night Minute Podcast

Shaheen feels the need to start quoting U2 song lyrics.

Lots of roses for the bride-to-be.

The most thrilling music soundtrack ever composed for a walk around a wading pool.

Pulling up to the Pahvesi Palace

If you ask nice, Jack Caper will give you a Ferrari

Jack Caper's current business: exporting Peaches

It always boils down to escrow and closing costs, doesn't it?

Pretty much the same speech the traveling salesman gave to Marion the Librarian in The Music Man.

A little ditty 'bout Jack and Diana.

Another case of Blood Champagne for Mr. Caper.

Getting into the Bel Air mansion, or staying in the bug-infested tunnel? Questions, questions.

Ed Okin wins the "staring at Diana for eight hours" contest.

Nobody ever thinks about the dry cleaning expenses when being "the other woman."

Diana isn't really good at making up addresses.

If B.B. King played the trumpet, there would have been a "Bwaah bwaah bwaah" tune on the soundtrack here.

She certainly is.

So much for the CSI team.

Jane Fonda's ex discusses the phlebotic needs of his rival in jewelry acquisitions.

Mimosas on the balcony while a woman gets drowned. Very Malibu.

Nobody mentioned the 100-yard dash part of the beauty pageant.