My So Called Mess

Rachel talks about anxiety, Porkys, sex toys, watching old movies to fall asleep, patio furniture, religious summer camp, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about acid rain, Amy Poehler, Sandlot, sexting lessons, fixing a table, doing something on zoom you have never done before, throwing away underwear, dildo necklaces, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about a dating app for people who want to have sex with cowboys, candy glass window parties, Keegan-Michael Key, teabagging, milkbagging, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about cool words, vitamin water, bottled water, nail polish, Valentines Day, flowers, life coaching, laughing, and figlifecoaching.com

Rachel talks about small particles, Screech, video chat sex, composting, blowing out birthday candles, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about manifesting, meditation, writing on the back of paper, journals, having the same dream, WD-40, and straws.

Rachel talks about the inauguration, turkeys, blankets, dreams, sex dreams, lucid dreams, sleep paralysis, etc.

Rachel talks about bondage rope burns, dirty talking ghosts, terrible segues, blowjobs for groceries, packages, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about testing sex toys, daddy panties, bagels, reusing condoms, eating inside restaurants. Eddie was thinking of the name Darren and was wrong.

Rachel talks about professionalism, getting a desk, being too late for webcams, saltines, Lil' Jon, being on your phone while watching TV, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about surgery, air fryers, tater tots, vegan food, binders, mons plural, potato salad and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about naming things, peanut butter, other nuts, well produced masturbation videos, surgery, 69th show plans, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about coke rooms, meeting a guy with a knife, eating at restaurants, sleeping over, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about cartoons crossing their fingers, flattops, anvils, crop tops, elective surgery, voting, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about sex phone lines, orgasm sounds, zombie detectives, football, finger guns, and grossness.

Rachel talks about debates, singing telegrams, western unions, Clemson texts, football, Pen15, the shitty ex club, doordash, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about getting a birthday cheesecake, people to complain for you, personal assistants, maids, strippers, adopting a dog, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about online school, international firefighters, looking up words, cat fishing, room raiders, and some other stuff.

Rachel talks about pre packaged meals, some wasp that was walking around, selling nudes on reddit, cops, and the ethics behind using drugs.

Rachel talks about Intervention, Chatroulette, Only Fans, the RNC, streaming people who have been metoo-ed, over-building expectations, and being the baby of the family.