Two G!mps Walk In To A Bar

In this episode, Jay updates us on the move to a new apartment and Simon discusses an alternative to nudes... check our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness

In this episode Simon and Jay discuss comforters, haircuts, ignoring other people’s opinions and how Simon’s life was once saved by a girlfriend that now hates him. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness

In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about Jay’s upcoming move to his first apartment, how the world has not been built for everyone and why that is ok, plus the two talk about Jay’s appearance in the new Hero The Band video. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagramcom/rollout fitness

In this episode Jay and Simon discuss the idea and importance of branding, ghosting and being ghosted in business and the need for Jay to find an accountant. Check out our sponsor http://www.instagram.com/rolloutfitness

In this episode, jay and Simon discuss the Bagel Boss, FaceApp for the genitals, the search for aliens and Jay’s possible new podcast ‘The Beat-Off’. Check out our sponsor http://instagram.com/rolloutfitness

In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the free money on 285, the ice cream licker, the lengths people will go for attention and Simon recalls the time he was nearly arrested.

Celebrate the 4th early by not talking about the 4th. However, Jay and Simon discuss what happens when Instagram and Facebook are down and once again we talk about being independent gimps and Jay’s growing culinary skills.

In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss the culinary arts, living independently and the mystery store in Simon’s neighborhood...

In this episode Simon and Jay discuss free fruit, personal hygiene, ‘accessible’ transportation services and a bunch of other random stuff

In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss oatmeal, job interviews and PCAs down with PDA.

In this episode, Jay and Simon discuss going viral, emotional support animals, movie night gone wrong and a rant about walkies’ use of the wheelchair stall.

In this episode, Simon and Jay talk about a birthday bowling adventure and also spending family time at the strip club and ‘reading’ Playboy magazine.

In this episode, Simon and Jay spill everything you ever wanted or needed to know about Game of Thrones and then Jay introduces us to the ‘Pepperoni Waffle’

In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about their recent studio collaboration on an audiobook, their adventures and magical encounters at Walmart and a food review of Flip Burger.

In this episode Jay and Simon discuss Jay’s upcoming move into an apartment, Simon share’s his La Parrilla shame, and then they ramble on about various things including a workout plan involving a bit of S&M.

In this episode Jay talks about starting a new personal schedule and being/feeling more productive then Simon and Jay talk about getting a haircut can bridge the racial divide also Simon rambles about song royalties... and remember, if you’re not late, you’re not on time...

In this episode Jay and Simon discuss Jay’s recent encounter with the fire department and a harrowing wheelchair rescue. Simon reminds everyone that all wheelchair people look alike. Also, we all learn why Simon and Jay are truly born as gang-affiliated.

In this episode, Jay and Simon talk about social media, recording/mixing, and Simon’s tale of romantic rescue outside of Office Depot

In this episode, Jay and Simon share drinking stories, spicy uses for grapes and how an Olive Garden dinner consensually hugged Jay.

Jay and Simon discuss working out (The birth of “The Pebble”, eating habits, the VFW, grandmas creating our dating profile videos and then ask listeners to send Easter Baskets... oh and an ice cream review