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This weeks Backpage News includes headlines like a man getting arrested after taking his toddler inside the elephant enclosure at a Zoo and the Bodybuilder that married a sex doll is now getting divorced. We then talk about how pollution is shrinking penis sizes and some really good parenting tips. Then in honour of March Madness we have a XXX starting five and some gambling problems.

This Weeks Backpage News: Florida Man Allegedly Pulls Out 'Dank Gummies' When Deputies Asked For ID Texas man drove BMW dealership loaner car to rob bank, tried to use stolen money to buy BMW Police: 'I'll kill you if you don't buy me beer;' SLC man pulls gun on 3 people, gives $20 Stuntman soaks in bean dip for 24 hours to save favorite restaurant Interesting conversation piece: Love/Hate relationship with Denny's Hate/Hate relationship with Ikea Space sperm Sport of the Week: Wife Carrying

This weeks Backpage News features a 12 year-old boy attempting to steal 4 cars and a woman getting arrested after being linked to crime via Cheetos residue on teeth. We then talk about The Looney Tunes controversies on Lola Bunny and Pepè Le Pew and Burger Kings cringy PR stunt. In sports we talk about Yukigassen, a snowball fight meets dodgeball sport that is huge in Japan.

This weeks Backpage News features a man faking his own kidnapping ‘because he didn’t want to go to work’ and a lesbian love triangle found guilty in the biggest series of locker room thefts in Czechia. In our segment we discuss it being almost a year since lockdown, along with Dr. Seuss getting cancelled, followed by a discussion on the most belligerent sport in the world, Calcio Storico

We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'make yourself at home burglary attempt of the week' before getting into our Backpage News. BP News includes some odd stories like man with ‘world’s longest penis’ exposed as ‘a fake’ by doctor and a Minnesota business selling self-cleaning underwear and bedsheets. We then, for some reason, discuss an odd theory regarding animals  Racco came up with before getting into our sports discussion on Cam Newton and a new $500 million e-Sports arena being built in Toronto. Stick around till the end to hear our $250 giveaway.

We're back after a super dope interview with Montre Livingston and we're back with a doozy. Kicking things off with our 'Of the Weeks', followed by interesting stories in our Backpage News, including 6 arrested after changing Hollywood sign to Hollyboob and people are selling masks that are 'beaver' scented, you know what I mean. We then ramble about a potential stalking service we can provide for the cheap price of $500 and how space travel is the only way humans can survive. Lastly, in Sports we talk about our love for the FCFL.

Grab a joint or PBR and come hang out with us as we welcome on professional rollerblader Montre Livingston on todays Down to the Wire. We talk about the landscape of rollerblading as an extreme sport since it's been removed from the X Games in 2005, his signature rollerblades, what his favourite rollers are, and what his favourite blades are. We watch over some of his wildest tricks and jumps while coining new terms for them, be sure to head over to our Website or YouTube to watch this portion of the interview and see for yourself what we're going crazy about. We had a great time and can't wait till we go down to North Carolina and film some cool blading vids and smoke in his 1990's game room. YouTube Channel Links (DTTW Entertainment) FULL: https://youtu.be/h63estyzyIk REVIEWING TRICKS CLIP: https://youtu.be/y45eUphVeOM

This week we kick things off mentioning our latest giveaway and get into our 'Of the Weeks' including Unnecessary Headline of the Week and Necessary Headline of the Week. In our 'Backpage News' we have stories to discuss such as a man transforming his body into a black alien and a Tokyo man charging $100 to do nothing, and people are dying to use his service. Our segment is discussing odd jobs and in Sports we remake the Creed halftime show in 2001 in honour of Super Bowl Sunday approaching. 

This week we mixed it up a bit for you guys and kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including Unnecessary News Headline of the Week. Our Backpage News includes stories like Biden getting rid of Trumps Diet Coke button, and a car thief who stole a car with a child in the backseat came back to 'lecture' the mom about parenting. Then we determine whether to Buy or Sell on Big Foot and cap the show off with Sports including looking ahead to Brady vs Mahomes.

This weeks Backpgae News includes stories such as 'Wife walks husband on a leash after curfew because walking dogs are allowed' and, 'Police mistaken for strippers after they raid Argentine swingers’ party'. We then call into a hotline we discovered, where the point of it is to scream, that's it. Sports includes Colman getting frustrated and We have 3 'Of the Weeks, including 'I thought this was America moment of the week. Enjoy with your grandparents, only the cool ones.

This weeks Backpage News includes a wild story coming out of Denmark about a new childrens show featuring John Dillermand, the man with an extraordinary penis. We also cover a meat heist in Toronto along with some other stories, while in our segment we talk about switching up personalities and rollerblading, which is actually pretty cool. In sports we talk Taylor Heinicke and the Raptors suck, but it's okay, followed with 3 'Of the Weeks' including 'Three-fer-one wedding of the week'.

Our Backpage News comes in strong this year, kicking off with a developing story we've been discussing on a body builders fake girlfriend who just broke, then we get into a man receiving his own taxidermied leg just in time for Christmas and a 33-metre vagina sculpture causes uproar in Brazil. Our segment is on Nostradamus who is a French philosopher who's predictions come true 70% of the time (including the pandemic) and he predicts a worse 2021 featuring an apocalypse. In sports we talk The Washington Football Team and have 4 'Of the Weeks' including 'News headline that could be a porn title of the week'.  

In our last episode of the year, we kick it off with news stories that cover everything from a man who died of constipation 1000 years ago to a naked man rollerblading down an Ohio interstate. For our segment we predict things that are going to happen in 2021 and in sports we touch on topics ranging from Charlie Woods to the new Fox camera angle. The episode is then capped off with three of the weeks, including; "your birthday isn't as important as you think it is moment of the week" and "most Florida headline of the week". 

This week in Backpage News we talk about an amazon driver who dumped packages in the woods then claimed he was himself dumping as well as a pilot who takes a dick-shaped detour to show his support for his favourite footballer. In our segment we discuss whether or not we believe animals, like us, talk shit. Then in sports we talk the Steelers and Lamelo Ball. To cap it off, we have three 'Of the Weeks' including mix up of the week. 

This week marks the end of Cardigan SZN so we celebrate by doing 'Nog Shots' where we drink Egg Nog and the first to finish hits the other in the nuts. It didn't do as planned. But first we got our Backpage News with stories such as an anti-gay politician getting caught at a 25-person gay orgy and an Italian man who took a 450km walk to 'cool off' after argument with wife. We then get into Nog Shots, Sports and our 'Of the Weeks' including Too much time on your hands but kinda cool moment of the week and Adolf Hitler of the week

Cardigan SZN is in full effect with a special video coming later this week. In Backpage News we talk a Mayor backing his decision of having town hall ice rink shaped like a dick and a man going to a doctor for marital issues finds out his doctor was sleeping with his wife. After some BP News stories we Buy or Sell on Presidential Pardons as Joe Exotic came up in the news and in Sports we talk Tyreek helping Racco slap Johns fantasy team. Lastly we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including Unnecessary News Headline of the week.

It's Cardigan SZN baby. We got a classic Fireside Chats segment this week to kick off Cardi SZN, but first we got our Backpage News featuring story's like a NYC Fight Club bust and the Vatican blaming Instagram for the Pope liking an IG models picture. We then dive into Cardigan SZN by showcasing our extensive vocabulary and then talk Sports. Lastly, we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including Beast of the week

(Sorry in advance for the mics picking up radio frequencies from about minute 34 to 41, our producer wasn't wearing his headphones)  This weeks Backpage News includes stories like Google Maps capturing a field shaped like a 243 metre long penis in an act of protest to the government and 'Cat-Poop Coffee' was featured at a Shanghai Trade Expo. Our segment was discussing the different forms of modern comedy, from memes to modern sketch comedy videos and podcasts. In Sports, a LOT happened. Chubb, D-Hop, Lakers, Nets, Paulina. Lastly we have three of the weeks including Leonardo DiCaprio Great Gatsby cheers meme moment of the week.

You may want to get Rosetta Stoned for this one. In Backpage News we have a USA Mullet Championship that just happened where the winner earned $500 and a gift card, also a man in Florida oulled a gun on someone because they said he had a small dick. In our segment we get real with Jacques Rockhard in Rockhard News. while in Sports we talk celebrations and eating W's. Lastly we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including best nipple made out of a scrotum of the week.

This week in Backpage News we talk about a man who was high on meth and threw loads of money onto the streets, along with a burglar who tried to rob a restaurant but fell asleep drunk next to a half eaten cheescake. Our segement dives into Movember, while in Sports we talk about cockfighting, Ben Dinucci and gingers. Lastly we have 3 'Of the Weeks' including stick a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself of the week.