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YA author Robbie Couch talks about writing queer fiction for teenagers, to which the guys ask: how do you do, fellow kids? Later, the guys describe their ideal climates and apparently San Francisco is the place to be. Plus, what's a gay guy supposed to do when he's [hit the track] not a top, not yet a bottom? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drag queen Godoy joins the guys to talk about toxic masculinity in the drag community and what it's like to (unkowingly) perform with your balls out. Plus, GLAAD assesses which social media platforms are safest for the queer community, and somehow Truth Social doesn't even show up?! And Brent reads an *adorable* letter of New Year resolutions Eliot wrote in 1991, and there's a LOT OF mousse.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jill Gutowitz, author of Girls Can Kiss Now, provides a tutorial through Lesbian Canon, from Angela Bassett's arms to Neve Campbell's existence to...the wind. Plus, just how scared should we be of Monkeypox? And more importantly, ARE YOU HOT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jessi Klein, author of I'll Show Myself Out (and star of Big Mouth) joins the guys to momentarily unravel from food poisoning, parenting ennui and existential dread, but in a cute way! Plus: homophobia...IN SPACE! And the guys remember their favorite teachers, one of whom will give a whole new meaning to "birthday spanks." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Flynn, author of new memoir Baked!, talks about his life as the gayest pot cookie dealer New York has ever seen. Also, the battle around Title IX leaves us asking: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES OBSESSED WITH US? (It's because they are bad people!) And when talking about their favorite summer treats, the guys provide a public service in reminding you that if you've never had an egg cream, what are you even DOING with your life? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, the guys kick things off on a unsurprisingly dour note, but not without a healthy reminder that when the mid-terms arrive, we all have TWO options in the words of P. Diddy: vote or DIE. Then, Bridger Winegar, host of the podcast I Said No Gifts, shares some of the worst presents he's ever received, although it's still unclear where he stands on the free candy bars (ooh!) from Mormon missionaries who tracked down his home address after he defected (boo!). And in a query posed to you, our dear listeners, help us answer this very important question: is it weirder to work out in jeans at the gym or to regularly eat dinner at 9:00pm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Filmmaker, editor and director Vera Drew gives us a peek into her life behind the camera, where answering the phone is harder than it sounds. Plus, an update from Brent on homophobia in baseball during Pride Month, and why Mookie Betts is forever HIS grand marshal. And if the guys each had a superpower, what would they be, and who would be arrested first? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colton Haynes makes his return to the pod to talk about Miss Memory Lane, his gut-wrenching new memoir that will leave you -- in the words of H. Alan -- "itching for more" (but in a different way). And now that Postmates has used Pride month to introduce a ::checks notes:: "menu for bottoms," we are officially EXHAUSTED. Also, just try and name another podcast where three queer hosts earnestly talk about coin purses without making a single joke about the vagina. Go ahead, we'll wait! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 200th episode! The guys celebrate the milestone with more listener Q&A because who needs guests anyway? (JK ALL ARE WELCOME HERE!!!) Plus, no kink at Pride? The guys discuss their limitations on what should and shouldn't be included in the yearly festivities, from boobs and butts to fists and nuts. And how do YOU feel about singing karaoke with people who actually CAN, even if you, like H. Alan, "hate music"? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt LeGrande, Dan Donohue and Cooper Lynden, comedians and hosts of the Cissy Boys podcast, make this episode a full blown sextuplet comedy bonanza, detailing all the colors of the sexual preference rainbow, including butt plugs for straight men. Plus, when someone gets canceled for making homophobic comments but actively tries to make amends, do we listen? And when it comes to hairstyles, which hosts embrace change and which host refuses to go curly and "embrace his Greek heritage," according to Eliot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the guys are joined by actor Tonatiuh of ‘Angelyne,’ ‘Vida’ and ‘Promised Land.’ Then, the guys pay tribute to the ‘Real World: New Orleans‘ heartthrob Danny Roberts upon his return to TV. And just how did furries end up at the center of the right wing's trans panic, and when did Eliot realize he was, in fact, dating one? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the guys are joined by Eric Williams, host of Gay Ass Podcast and preeminent authority on all Gay Ass Shit. Plus, the guys examine the strange venn diagram that compares famously closeted former New York City mayor Ed Koch and embattled Republican troll (and Hitler stan) Madison Cawthorn. Plus, would you believe Bette Midler OPENLY OPPOSED GAY MARRIAGE? Well, she did once, as Brent is more than happy to remind you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to the notorious Supreme Court leak, this week's episode accidentally becomes our first ever Abortion Special, featuring Oh God! A Show About Abortion monologist (?) Alison Leiby and a deep dive into how women's reproductive rights affects everybody. And, yes, that includes Brent, even after he shares his misunderstanding about how a vagina functions in a body of water. Plus, is being offline hot? Suddenly, "getting off" has a whole new meaning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're joined this week by John Roberts (no, not THAT John Roberts), the voice of Linda Belcher on Bob's Burgers. We gab about New Jersey, our moms and Christmas trees. Timely! First up, the guys discuss the explosion in popularity of male lingerie...even though Brent remains skeptical that it's ACTUALLY a trend (and yes, Alan was offended!). Either way, there IS a short discussion about John Goodman in briefs. And finally, the guys discuss Tyler Dinucci's piece about the first generation of gay men aging during an unprecedented era of acceptance. Good god, what the hell are we supposed to do with all this love!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ron Funches graces the podcast with his fleece blanket of a voice, regaling the guys with stories about horse meat, vintage shopping, and when parasitic diarrhea ruins your dreams of hosting a game show. Plus, playwright David Mamet equates gay teachers to pedophiles, which should go down REALLY well in theater circles. And Brent investigates taste in porn by gender in an experiment that proves if there's anything we can all agree on, it's disrespecting your elders...CONSENSUALLY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 420 y'all! In honor of the greenest day of the year (sorry Arbor Day!) this cannabis-themed episode, sponsored by Cann, features a chat with Andrés Rigal, owner of the queer-owned dispensary Green Qween based in Los Angeles. Plus, the guys settle the old debate between Coke vs. Pepsi vs. hemp-infused energy drinks. And Brent makes a particularly profound connection between moths and "tiny dinosaurs," and he's not even high ...YET! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The co-hosts of the podcast Cruising join the guys to detail their travels to the tragically few functioning lesbian bars scattered across the country, and who knew Oklahoma was popping AWF?! Then, when it comes to professions traditionally tied by gay men, which ones would fit Brent, Eliot and H. Alan best, and who chose Bitchy Retail Supervisor? Plus, are Republicans making life miserable for LGBTQ+ youth just because they can? You only get one guess...and it's can't be "no." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Benito "Benny Drama" Skinner joins the guys to talk about his days on the football field, why the TED talk is the modern equivalent of straight porn, and his time at The White House, including meeting Jen "Big Red" Psaki (we just made that up, no one calls her that). Also, Netflix's new dating game show features an all-queer case of couples, and is that a good thing? Then, if your hosts were each crayon color, what would they be called? Plus, H. Alan argues that "the bravest thing a gay man can do" is to make his Instagram private, and we can't help but wonder: is that scientifically possible??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clayton Farris and Chelcie "I'm Gettin' Horny" Lynn (aka Tammy Bangs) join the guys to talk about...well, mostly titties. And WHO DOESN'T LOVE TITTIES? Plus, can you imagine the kind of person who would kick out their child for being gay? Okay, now imagine if that kid...were a DOG! Because it actually happened. As did Alex Jones giving Donald Trump the blessing to hook up with dudes. It has been A WEEK, y'all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices