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DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 323: HOW TO SEXY DANCE LIKE A COCAINE ASSASSIN John and Chris tell it like it is and show you some moves in this latest episode of Digital Noise, covering home release movies and tv shows. They look at a film that they consider one of the least of the best of… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 323: How to Sexy Dance Like a Cocaine Assassin

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 322: THE EYE OF THE WRIGHTGER Wright and Chris review some of the weirder home releases this week, from Batman as told by H.P. Lovecraft to a Hong Kong “Fighting on the Bus With My Brother”. From a Jeff Daniels movie that seems to have slid in from a parallel universe, to… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 322: The Eye of the Wrightger

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 321: MORE FUN WITH THE NEW STACK John and Chris talk about the latest home releases with a 4k upgrade to a classic that King Kong has nothing on, a French crime film influenced by Se7en, David Lynch’s second weirdest film, the worst Batman tv show ever made (so CHRIS says), and… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 321: More Fun With The New Stack

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 320: THAT FIST OF LEGEND MAN WRIGHT IS NOBODY’S FOOL This is a weird episode of Digital Noise. Mainly because we have not a single horror film to talk about. Sometimes it just shakes out that way. But Chris and Wright do discuss that period piece version of Top Gun movie that… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 320: That Fist of Legend Man Wright is Nobody’s Fool

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 319: WHERE DID THESE HORROR MOVIES COME FROM? John got the short end of the stack this week with a lot of, well, not terrible but certainly not real good horror films. But hey, at least they’re from around the world and hell, maybe you’re the audience for them. But we do… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 319: Where Did These Horror Movies Come From?

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 318: PAUL FEIG – MALL COP Chris and Wright can’t believe Xmas is over, what with a killer Santa in our stack. Along with that we’ve got a killer pre-teen, killer rich people, killer hackers, killer sexy cannibal teens, killer homeless people, not-so killer zombies…there’s a lot of killers on this week’s… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 318: Paul Feig – Mall Cop

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 317: DARK AND DEAD: DON’T WORRY, SMILE! John and Chris continue their dive into the depths of digital with their look at some more home releases. We see if one of last year’s most maligned wide-release sci-fi films is as bad as all that. We explore the later half of the 70s… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 317: Dark and Dead: Don’t Worry, Smile!

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 316: DOGS ON A HINTERLAND MOTORCYCLE John and Chris team up for this first of a two-parter Digital Noise with a WIDE variety of stuff to talk about. From avant-garde French hipsters to a film some called the black American Graffiti. From that film about seeing Star Wars that should have come… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 316: Dogs on a Hinterland Motorcycle

PLANE MOVIE REVIEW Good afternoon and welcome aboard One Of Us Flight 262, destination Plane review. Your flight crew today will be Captain T.C., with co-pilot Lewayne, and our main flight attendant Chad. On behalf of the entire crew, we would like to thank you for choosing to join us today. Before we begin our… Read More »Screener Squad: Plane

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 315: INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE REVIEWS Right on the heels of our last episode, Wright and Chris probably foolishly continue onto a second show (Twas the night before Christmas and all through Wright’s house, two critics were drinking more than…oh hell, a giant mouse). This time around we look at some of the… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 315: Incredible But True Reviews

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 314: THE CRITICS TWO: CRITIQUE LIKE A BEAST I’m trying to picture a W.A.S.P. satire album cover for this and my brain just shuts down from the horror. Wright and Chris review all the movies. Like, all of them. Or it only feels that way in this first of two back to… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 314: The Critics Two: Critique Like a Beast

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 313: THE USUAL AVATARS Our theme this week is Avatar. I mean, no, not really, but we do have some fun at its expense along the way. What we’re really here is to review some new home releases like two classic thrillers on 4k, the biggest movie of 2022, Arrow introducing us… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 313: The Usual Avatars

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 312: SUPERSONS AND SUPERMONSTERS Chris and Wright have a mighty stack. So mighty, they don’t quite get to everything they planned on. But what you do get is a look at some supersons vs Starro, 80s wide-release horror classics getting the 4k and a 90s one that was rightfully overlooked, a loving… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 312: Supersons and Supermonsters

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 311: BLOWN MINIONS John and Chris together again, singing songs of blu-ray and 4k that will resonate throughout the ages. Listen to their epic sagas on the best fighter pilot that everyone loves except his bosses, of a sincerely creepy relationship between a famous author, his muse, and the muppets, a tale… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 311: Blown Minions

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 309: TAKING WRIGHT FOR A DRIVE Wright and Chris take on these home releases filled with glowy lanterns, flying guillotines, teenage killers, bad dads, stupid dinosaurs and so much more. Check it all out right here. All titles were sent to Digital Noise by the distribution companies in question for the purpose… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 309: Taking Wright for a Drive

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 308: NECRO-WRIGHT IN A HELL-DRESS Wright and Chris have a monstrous stack today. Seriously, it’s HELL high. But the Sacred Spirit rises in them at lightyear speed even though it takes them almost to the edge of tomorrow to review all these home titles. It’s truly the righteous energy of these two… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 308: Necro-Wright in a Hell-Dress

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 307: IS THIS MOVIE GOOD, OR IS JOHN JUST DYING? John may be ill, but he’s still for up for reviewing this stack of oddball films this week. From a HK romantic ghost story on Criterion to a James Dean ‘classic’. From two sequels to one of the best Sidney Poitier films… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 307: Is This Movie Good, Or Is John Just Dying?

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 306: BETTER LATE THAN NEVER Chris and Aaron had no end of unexpected delays on both their parts finding the time to get together to record this week’s DN episode. But we cover some great, and not so great, stuff. From one of the Shaw Brothers weirdest action films, to a film… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 306: Better Late Than Never

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 305: PHANTOM OF THE UNTOUCHABLE GREASY BATMAN Chris is joined again by Sir Doctor Wright Sulek for some more home release review shenanigans. The dastardly duo looks at a sexy Jekyll and Hyde with Norman Bates, the first TV movie by the guy who brought the world Fright Night and Chucky, a… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 305: Phantom of the Untouchable Greasy Batman

DIGITAL NOISE EPISODE 304: DAMN DOG MEETS CHARMING POTATO John and Chris go through this week’s home releases with a look at a 80s punk movie classic, Sandra Oh getting possessed by her dead overbearing mother, Charming Potato bonding with a off-balance dog, a video game adaptation that doesn’t quite make the cut, and more.… Read More »Digital Noise Episode 304: Damn Dog Meets Charming Potato