Here's My Thing

Everyone, I elected to re-upload a classic today. The episode that I was planning on dropping wasn't ready so I decided not to force it - I really like the concept and want to work it out.  I'm going to throw the idea into a crockpot, turn it to simmer (maybe low), then readdress next week!  As always, thank you for rocking with me.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode talks about awkward interactions fueled by hypothetical hook ups with a large man, petite woman, and a douche. Deeper than that, this episode is about people engaging with each other without looking at their phones. 

A comparison between the Juul and the 1st-generation iPod Shuffle.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Someone went through another coffee punch card. This one in only 10 days (4 below my average). 

I used to think the terms "vegetarian" and "vegan" were condescending ways to describe the health of your colon. Chapter 1: Coming to terms Chapter 2: If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Chapter 3: Plot twist Chapter 4: What's next?  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I want to be able to say, "I'm baching it", but I'm not quite there yet.  I'm in my twenties, single, I live alone and in an apartment, but I have no spoiled milk, no takeout Chinese food, or no half-eaten yogurt in my fridge. It seems to be a gradual learning curve. 

The Escalade, Ed Hardy Clothing, and a 5th grade crush. 

I'll admit it, the desire for these pants was influenced by Travis Scott.  However, I let that desire marinate in a crockpot for about a year,  only this past weekend pulling off the lid and confirming it was legit. I found myself in a dressing room at an H&M with the baggy, black cargo pants of my dreams.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Talking a new apartment and shower curtain selection. Enjoy! And let me know what you think of the intro - trying something new! Song: Blessed [Intro] - beatboxbandit  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

My thoughts on hiking.  I don't like it, but it hasn't always been this way. I use to like hiking, however in all fairness, I liked it due to the incentives that came with it.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Apparently she makes Portuguese Muffins and I can find her on Instagram? I'm all for ambiguity, but this was a bit much. 

Too easy to belittle. Besides the fact that there is no nutritional value, iceberg lettuce can't be found in the trendy juices that come in unlabeled cups from farmer's markets.  But I've got a soft spot for it. I think iceberg lettuce is the tricycle with flames on the wheels, to the 16-speed Trek that is the vegetable world. 

A story about gaining admission to a club without a ticket. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

One word: kiosk.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

This episode takes place at the gyn.  I was warming up before my workout when I came across this man.  He was sitting in on a stationary bike, lackadaisically moving his legs. He was magical.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

One of the longer episodes, this Monday Morning Commute ranks the Big 4 (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, and Carls Jr) by their hamburgers.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

I got dinged $270 for "running a red light". $270. Two-hundred and seventy dollars. For $270 I don't want one blurry photo of me "running a red light" - for $270 I want 9 different photos from 9 different angles. I want this jaw-line to POP! Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

Where some parents may give their kids tap water or gatorade, I'm going to give my kids San Pellegrino at their sporting events. I like that energy.   Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

So many roofs.  There are so many. But so few open themselves up for a rooftop deck. The pinnacle of social interaction. Not to mention, at higher elevations, the better the libations.  Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss

PSA: It's okay to not like craft beer!!! If you don't like an IPA, you don't have to be ashamed. I'm all about an ice cold - it has to be ice cold - PBR. If we're talking Rolling Rock, it has to be in bottle, but still, I feel like that's saying something. Follow the podcast!  Instagram: @heresmything_ Twitter: @heresmything_ Follow me! Instagram: @johnroussosss Twitter: @johnroussosss