Here's My Thing

Raisins are in a bad spot. That's all I'm going to say.

A Thanksgiving special. Consumption strategies at the dinner table and turkey isn't that good.

Once an innovative breakthrough, now an item with value that has depreciated faster than a Rolls Royce.

Everyone, episode 200! Thank you all for rocking with me!! For this episode, I talk about the Fanta that I had at the airport. I couldn't help but connect my orange beverage to lean - I break that down a bit.

The keyboard clicks loudly, but the pen not so much.

Cocktail parties: high level networking with dire economic and political consequences.

I say "A Christmas Music Episode" because there will probably be more. I just wanted to address when it is appropriate to start listening to Xmas music and that Xmas music is unbelievably average, but pushes the perfect emotional button.

I woke up the other day and immediately hopped on Instagram for 1 hour. It's totally legal, but I don't think that's okay. The iPhone is great, but once I silence the alarm I've got the world of app enjoyment at my fingertips, sometimes that's tough to turn down at 8:00 AM.

I figured once I transitioned to college, that was the worst shape I was going to be in ever. All the beer and junk food, I mean it just makes sense that cardio would go downhill from there. What I didn't know was that it would just get worse after college. From this, I break down the effects of having a lot of fried chicken before a soccer game (I got nauseous). I also break down the game of pool, the dynamics, the etiquette, but most importantly, pool table felt. For me, pool table felt might be the sexiest material out there. I'd like a jacket made out of it. Happy Monday, enjoy!

I was buying deodorant the other day and when I walked out of the store, I saw something odd out of the corner of my eye. To my surprise, it was one of those late 90s early 2000s vibrating cars that kids would ride. I hadn't seen one of those in ages. Is it like the fairly odd parents where they disappear when you hit a certain age? Why are they not as common anymore? What am I missing?

The shin guard dynamic changes over the course of each player's career. It starts attached to ankle guards, but much like a rocket into space, certain components break off until you're ultimately left with a small piece of equipment. I'm going shin guard shopping for the first time in a long time and can't help but breakdown this topic.

Apparently when you sign a contract to play professional sports, within the lines of that contract, there is always a sentence that says you get hte toiletry bag of your choice.

Youth, infatuation, destruction, despair, coincidental, Smirnoff, the state fair and an iPhone

Self-discipline being tested a lot right now. To be honest, I am not passing with flying colors - I am caving, emphatically. But can you blame me though?

I had undoubtedly the best-grilled cheese of my life the other day - that's not saying much, I don't have grilled cheeses that often. With that being said, while I was eating it I had a realization, a revelation if you will.

I got a buzz cut for the first time in 7-years and I take a moment to address the "hot guy voice" also known as morning voice or the getting-over-a-cold voice. Enjoy!

I blasted myself with fake tattoos and they came back to bite me in a very cringe way.

The pursuit of perfection? I am not sure if it is that as much as it is literally timeless authenticity. The brilliance? Well, it's in the simplicity.

I was talking with a colleague about these shoes he was wearing. Not once didn't I search them on the internet, but I was talking about them with another human being and I ended up getting an FB ad about these very shoes. It would be all too easy to break my computer and phone only to go rogue, but I see an opportunity here. By opportunity I mean digital age arbitrage.

I was on LinkedIn the other day. Read a few good articles. Congratulated some people. And then I noticed something. All LinkedIn statuses are in the same format... Not sure why this is. What am I missing? #productivity.