None Dare Call It Ordinary!

This bonus episode delves into micronations, those scrappy upstart countries not recognized by any government (besides themselves, of course). Discover the coup and counter-coup of Sealand, the Roger Ver backed Liberland, the ironically huge Westarctica, and the desert-Venusian-ocean micronation of Molossia. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode in our long awaited sovereign citizens series begins with William Potter Gale, the anti-Semitic and racist Christian Identity minister who would go on to found the Posse Comitatus, the direct ideological forebears of contemporary sovereign citizens. We cover his life from the immigration of his Jewish father to the United States to his yearly habit of lying about his military service and liver problems while in the army. We end on the first inklings of his posse comitatus legalistic mumbo jumbo inspired by the mere thought of black kids going to school. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers Dr. Amanda Noelle, a YouTube Twin Flame guru and founder of Aphrodite University, where you can become a PhDiva and learn how to start a 6- or 7-figure bli$$ness by channeling the power of the Divine Feminine to become a high-healed priestess. Oh, and you'll also learn how to make your vagina not smell and about your pussy's holographic connection to the earth. For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This episode covers the conspiracy theories surrounding 5G, which have reached new popularity due to the coronavirus outbreak. We dive into three groups protesting this EMF menace, including Families For Safe Technology, Citizens For 5G Awareness, and No 5G in Blue Mountains. We end with a breakdown of the anti-5G documentary 5G Apocalypse - The Extinction Event For links to our Patreon page, merch store, and Discord server, head on over to nonedarecallitordinary.com

This bonus episode covers the Saturn Time Cube conspiracy theory developed by "truth seeker" Nick Hinton. This theory which has NOTHING to do with Gene Ray's Time Cube, claims that black cubes (or cube-adjacent objects) littered throughout culture, religion, and art symbolize the quantum-computer generated simulation we live in. Along the way Hinton connects this claim with Saturn's hexagonal storm, Atlantis, cryptocurrency, the mark of the beast, and the Mandela Effect.  Sources Hinton's reddit post on r/PastSaturnsRings  Nick Hinton interview on the Handome Hour podcast  The original Twitter thread on Saturn Time Cube  The Randonauts' Twitter profile  Randonautica, the Randonauts' game A Beginner's Guide to Randonauting  Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Come chat with the hosts and other listeners on our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary lo

This episode covers the famous photograph of what appears to be a face carved in Martian rock. While later photos revealed that it just looks like a regular mesa, this didn't stop Richard Hoagland from presenting his wild theories to the UN of all places. From a simple face, Hoagland extrapolates claims about hyperdimensional free energy, tetrahedrons circumscribed in planets, and the Sphinx. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This bonus episode takes a look at what crystal healing practitioners have been up to lately. We get the scoop on how best to take advantage of the pink super moon by sucking up all the lunar energy with pink opals, Spencer "Pratt Daddy" Pratt teaches us how he cured his wife Heidi Montag's pain with crystals (and maybe the coronavirus too), and lastly we drop in to learn about the mental health side of things with some crystal therapy sessions. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Come chat with the hosts and other listeners on our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

While UFOs get all the publicity, this episode covers their less popular cousin: unidentified submerged objects. Is the Malibu Dome a Greek stadium, the Baltic Sea Anomaly a Millennium Falconeque spaceship, and the Yonaguni Monument an ancient Lemurian temple? Or maybe, just maybe, they're a bunch of rocks. Do your own research! Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.  

Finally, because of your incredible support, we begin our series on Frank Dux's magnum opus The Secret Man: An American Warrior's Uncensored Story. This episode covers the first two chapters where we are introduced to Dux's first case, the mysterious serial killings perpetuated by a man named "Fish". Dux also divulges the first part of his CIA training, where he learned the art of sexual seduction, all at taxpayer expense. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Come chat with the hosts and other listeners on our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers the various theories of where COVID-19 originated. Did 5G wireless Internet so damage our immunity that the common cold became more dangerous? Perhaps it was leaked from a Wuhan Virus Laboratory as Senator Tom Cotton thinks. Could Bill Gates be involved as Qanon cronies will have you believe? Or maybe, just maybe, it was bats. Or snakes. Or pangolins. Or HUMANITY. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

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(WE HAVE A DISCORD! JUST GO TO DISCORD.NONEDARECALLITORDINARY.COM (For the purposes of editorial honesty, we kept in the part where we say this is the 15th bonus episode when it, in fact, ain't.) This bonus episode covers part one of the anti-rock-and-roll documentary Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock and Roll. Host Eric Holmberg of Reel to Real Ministries explains how rock music can make us unwitting accomplices of the devil. Oh, and it can cook eggs, too. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers misinformation on the severity of COVID-19 (no, it's not identical to the common cold and black people are susceptible) and supposed cures of the coronavirus, including our old friend the MMS bleach cure. Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

We are releasing this bonus episode to the public because even though it is very short at least it is something new in these dismal times.  If you want some digital company, just head over to our Discord server at discord.nonedarecallitordinary.com. We'd love to see you there. We are also not charging Patrons for the month of April, so if you want some more bonus episodes you can sign up and then delete your pledge before May 1st. I won't hold it against you. Stay safe out there.

This episode covers the moral panic of backward masking or simply backmasking, when rock stars apparently wrote lyrics that when played backwards would spell out some pro-satan, pro-drug, or pro-homosexuality message.  Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Get news updates and chat with the hosts and other fans over on our Discord server. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

(WE HAVE A DISCORD! JUST GO TO DISCORD.NONEDARECALLITORDINARY.COM This bonus episode covers a subject that is impacting all of us: coronavirus disease 19 (COVID-19). As you can imagine, the chronic failures among us are quick to peddle their wares for a quick buck. Jim Bakker and Alex Jones suggest colloidal silver while Dr. Paul Saladino recommended the carnivore diet during an Epoch Times interview. But the big star in chronic coronavirus failure news is the Shincheonji Church of Jesus the Temple of the Tabernacle of the Testimony started by Lee Man-hee, which is largely responsible for the size of South Korea's coronavirus outbreak. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

In this episode, we discuss "thought leader" Richard Heart's crypto project on the Ethereum blockchain. We also dig into Richard Heart's less than rosy past and shed light on maybe the most convoluted and unreal scam ever devised: the HEX ERC20 token, which Heart assures us is "better than Bitcoin". But perhaps it's just better than Bitcoin for Richard Heart's wallet. Draw your own conclusions! Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

No series on extreme diets is complete without bringing our furry friends into the mix. This bonus episode covers three popular raw food diets for pets: the BARF diet, The Volhard Diet, and the Prey Model Raw diet. Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

This episode covers one of the most bizarre and infamous corners of the Internet: TimeCube.com. Run by a man named Gene Ray for nearly twenty years, it makes claims about religion, the family, science, and mathematics, as well as a liberal helping of racism, antisemitism, and homophobia. The seed of all these bad ideas is the strangest part of all: Ray claimed that for every complete rotation of the Earth, four days passed instead of one. So don't be educated stupid; listen today! Want to listen to our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. Now you can buy merch with our official logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.

We still keep screwing up or going on tangents that no one cares about but maybe you do! Want to listen to all our weekly bonus episodes? Just become a $5 a month patron over at Patreon. You can now buy shirts and other merch with the official None Dare Call it Ordinary logo at merch.nonedarecallitordinary.com.