Balls Out With Ben Glaze And Brett Haze

Is masturbating witchcraft, nutcracker confusion, a Christmas list that makes Brett cry, and more.

Tattooed eyes, sleeping with a sperm donor, and more.

Zombie virus, wiping problems, the world's best catfisher, and more.

A boy tricks his dad that he's the mom, Chris Evans ghosted someone, and more.

Ben sucks at his new job, facts on facts, and more.

Ben's girlfriend's business gets viral, boners, Ben brings terrible articles, and more.

Leaving your wife for her daughter, dating resumes, and more.

How to earn money for your poop, how to tell if your husband is cheating, trivia, and more.

Dog advice, OnlyFans, a weird birthday, a poopy trap, butt tanning, best penises, best comedies, and more.

Should a husband drink while his wife is pregnant, a pregnant OnlyFans star wants to have 25 kids, blink-182 is back, and more.

A terrible mother in law, a spicy relationship, a cuddle therapist, and more.

Dahmer, Ben's bad comedy, dog to mouth, Tom Hanks' pretty good movies, and more.

Rating your schlong, a feel good win, a secret family, and more.

Lady steals dentist's spotlight, how to pass kidney stones, trivia, and more.

Toilet cleaning, sperm donating, millions making, and more.

Louis CK, The Little Mermaid, an elephant that never forgets, and more.

Almost a vegan wedding, a filthy cheater husband, a sex contract, and more.

Ben had COVID, mullet mania, anal taboos, and more.

Ben's new puppy, Miss BumBum 2022, phrogging, and more.

A misplaced water bottle, a summoned sasquatch, and more!