Monster Crush

We travel across the world in search of love and the perfect temperature looking high and low These two are as different as can be and although they may not be as famous as their cousins there is a certain charm in anonymity Featuring Watch SheRa or I Will Find You ALIEN UPDATE 2K18 Illegal Medieval Art Plump and Fertile Lake Monsters Google Interlude Shiny RockDull Rock Conversion Captain Silver Booty Check out our Twitter for a link to our sources Theme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic Sender

What they all have in common scales What makes them unique how many buttholes they have These four bachelors have been waiting for that special person to come into their lives for a long long time CW brief gore and mention of hate crimes Featuring THE ALIENS ARE HERE literal butt munching Marky Mark is Racist Cracking a Cold Case wthe Boys On the Fifth Day Bears Were Made Upright and Uptight Censored XRated Content Check out our Twitter for a link to our sources Theme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic Sender

We didnt plan this but this is our 13th and SPOOKIEST of all episodes just in time for Halloween We recorded in an extra large extra chilly room and theres a bit of echo which only adds to the ambiance Featuring Layers of nightmare Ghosts drunk on power Sassy Siri Unnecessary Us Pumpkin Head 1988 is a good movie and also spoilers for the movie sorry 18thcentury role play Theme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic Sender

Someday youre going to find someone who loves you for whats on the inside your blood Its wet n wild and youre full of it Jackpot Redacted due to fear of legal repercussions isnt the only sexy vampire in town and four hungry fiends are eager to show you what they got CW exsanguination body horror math Featuring The Sniffles dont sue us Anne Rce Panic the New England Gravesite Familyfriendly family riddle the most Jewish number too much mathSOURCESThe First VampireThe Great New England Vampire PanicEvolution of the VampireBachelor OneVampirescomEnacademicSingelton TwoVampirescomWikipedia Bachelor ThreeVamp MythThe DemoniacalWikipediaBachelor FourCSICryptidzLive ScienceHow Global Warming Creates Monsters

YOU ASKED FOR IT Experiments gone wrong is this weeks topic and it comes with a lot of content warnings Suicide body horror gore sexual assault drug use kidnapping abortion miscarriage murder graphic language Featuring Brain parasites Google Talks A noisy computer fan that I couldnt fix in post sorry BFF road trips Josh Hartnett monkey Knife danceTheme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic SenderSOURCESBachelor 1Bachelor 2Bachelor 3Bachelor 4That Super Cool Article I Mention

ELLY IS BACK AGAIN After a brief hiatus your two favorite monster girls are back with a new batch of dates These bad boys may be known for their pranks tricks and epic fails but dont we all deserve a chance at love Featuring Bigfoot lawsuits Zak Baggans erotic fanfiction witch nipples chemists otters revisited unrequited bird love a welltraveled Gary perfectly moist plantsTheme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic SenderSOURCESNative LanguagesCanadian War MuseumThe 7th GenTofuguNew World EncyclopediaYokaiMythologyNetBritannicaAncient PagesVamzzzVan Duin L 2007Cryptids GuideKurupiraLatin Folktales

This week our guest TheNobdynoo takes HeavenLeigh on a tour of the Middle East This episode has everything good bois giant animals and the murderous creations of God What funTheme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic Sender Cover art by Eugenia Gennatis

TAKE TWO on this special episode of Monster Crush We are going on a tour of the United States with bachelors from Washington Alaska and Utah a menagerie of potential loves Featuring A BRAND NEW THEME SONG TTS tech transmitted spirits hot grandma front pocket worms graphic otters bad Viking boats wrestling boyfriends CW for animal abuse and deathSOURCES click through to the episode page for proper formatting and clickable linksMysterious Universe Bachelor Number 1PararationalEsoterxBigfoot EncountersAlaska Cryptozoology Institue Vox Graphic Otter StoriesMysterious Universe Bachelor Number 3Utah Outdoor Activities Racist Langauge StandardExaminer Theme song by Seth DavidAndrew Hubbard Palmersmedic Sender Cover art by Eugenia Gennatis

Elly is back HeavenLeigh saved your listeners choice for her return so the two get fluid as they talk shapeshifters These aint you mommas werewolves Featuring Advice on where not to put alcohol surprisingly heated Titanic debate spoilers for the 1977 film Orca fabric VERY bad accents the future is upfordebate CW for animal death and mention of sexual assault SOURCES Click through to the episode page for proper formatting and clickable linksBritannica Ancient PagesMyth and LoreSlavorumCryptidz Bachelor TwoOffbeat MythologyCryptidz Bachelor ThreeMythologynetIndiana University PressNavajo LegendsCVLT NationThought CatalogOur theme song is Mischief Maker by Kevin MacLeod incompetechcom licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 license Cover art by Eugenia Gennatis

Elly is out of town and so HeavenLeigh is joined by a special guest and this time the tables have turned Special guest Archmage Derek joins Monster Crush to talk Dungeons Dragons and Villians Heads up HeavenLeigh is expecting a new microphone and had to whip out an old old bad one and audio quality isnt the greatest on that end Sorry Featuring Fantasy bros SPOILERS the Crazy ExGirlfriendPunisher crossover no one asked forCW for menstruation pregnancy and body horrorOur theme song is Mischief Maker by Kevin MacLeod incompetechcom licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 license Cover art by Eugenia Gennatis

Two exhausted girls got together one early morning to bring you whatever this episode is We are going elemental this week with some down and dirty monsters to love Featuring The elusive fifth taste biology sexy dads temperature troubles extensive roleplaying justice for Sherpas Please click through to our episode webpage for sourcesSOURCESSherpa 2015Cryptidz Singelton OneLive ScienceCryptidz Singelton ThreeMythical Realm Cryptidz Singelton FourMischief Maker Kevin MacLeod incompetechcomLicensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 Licensehttpcreativecommonsorglicensesby30Cover art by Eugenia Gennaitis

Theyre here theyre big and they are going to hug the heck outta you Only half of them are confirmed killers which is a pretty good ratio for us Featuring A PSA on shorts a PSA on cats the evil hertz bad academic skills more about cats black dogs of the UK friendly kidnapping cats Please click through to our homepage for sources everything gets all screwy in the iTunes descriptionSOURCESCryptidz Wiki Singleton OneParanormalEncyclopedia MythologyNetCryptidz Wiki Singleton TwoAlien Expanse Very Bizarre StoriesCryptidz Wiki Singleton ThreeAll About DragonsCryptopia Britannica Mischief Maker Kevin MacLeod incompetechcomLicensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 Licensehttpcreativecommonsorglicensesby30Cover art by Eugenia Gennaitis

We are back from our short and unexpected hiatus with a handful of new dates to sample We went a little dark this episode as requested by listeners so be aware that there is mention of body horror sexual assault child death and murder Join us as we travel around the world to meet four ladies who are willing to put it all on the table for a chance at love Featuring fake disco bands baptisms hook hand PSAs and realizing Medusa deserves betterSourcesSlavic ChroniclesAncient OriginsCVLT NationMythical and ParanormalLa Llorona Aswang ProjectMysterious UniverseCryptidzWyatt J 1995 On not being La Malinche Border negotiations of gender in Sandra Cisneross never marry a Mexican and woman hollering creek Tulsa Studies in Womens Literature 142 243271 doi102307463899Mischief Maker Kevin MacLeod incompetechcomLicensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 Licensehttpcreativecommonsorglicensesby30Cover art by Eugenia Gennaitis

This week we take a small tour of the United States to visit one suitor with five identities Despite their different origins they all have one thing in common they are willing to risk it all for a chance at love Five bachelors enter but can any of them score a second date and a coveted smooch Featuring animals who have academic degrees liminal spaces and CLIVEAlso everyone take a good look at our new COVER ART It was done by the wildly talented Eugenia Mndez and more amazing art can be found on tumblr gennaitisSOURCESWashingtonianCryptidzWikiaSan Diego ReaderExemploreCryptozoology Paranormal MuseumThe IKASlateTerri WindlingMischief Maker Kevin MacLeod incompetechcomLicensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 Licensehttpcreativecommonsorglicensesby30

Ellys first date is a local boy that hails from her home country England He likes bangers and mash clothes that are just tight enough to leave you wanting more and terrorizing young womenSOURCESAtlas Obscura The Cobras NoseFolklore ThursdayHorrorpediaMischief Maker Kevin MacLeod incompetechcomLicensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 30 Licensehttpcreativecommonsorglicensesby30