Nightcaps At The Theater

  “Amuse-Bouche” – April 21st, 2020 Another week, another Nightcaps sponsored Amuse Bouche pop culture segment. This week we have robots, step brothers, Dragon Ball do rags, and James Bond to bring to our slowly descending banquet table. Will you join us in fasting in the highs and lows of media this week, or will you feast on the scraps? Remember to wash your hand’s and for all you voice actors out there, brush your teeth…or don’t. Does Matt even listen to Nightcaps? Don’t be like Matt. Please remember to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Seriously, does anyone even remember the outside? Stay Golden Pony Boy! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Clone Wars, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Beaststars, and Persona 5. T.V. Court – Better Call Saul, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Westworld, RuPaul Drag Race, Tiger King, Killing Eve, Terrance House, and The Man in the High Castle. Movie Phone – The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Trixie Mattel: Moving Parts, The Week Of, Step-Brothers

  Nightcaps at the Theater continues our Netflix and Quarantine with a love letter to all of you stoners out there. Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke, is just the kind of medication you need to survive this lack of interaction with your fellow man… man. This movie has it all, nuns on fire, a stiff narcotics dog, a van made of fiber weed and some of the best hot dogs you’ll see this side of East L.A. So, hold your thumb out and get hitching, we have gotta find that prime spliff to get us through the movie. Should we roll down the windows? What’s in this thing…man? How’s our driving…oh wait, are we parked? Don’t snort that Ajax instead why don’t you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to Nightcaps at the Theater, let those speakers blast as Low Rider plays. Tonight, on the Marquee: Toke up and social distance as we watch Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke. Nothing Wrong with Bongs. Tokin it Up at the Theater. Munchies and a Hangover Movie. Pedro in the Muppet Mobile. The Ma Joint Royale w/ Cheese. Ajax

  “Amuse-Bouche” – March 28th 2020 Social Distancing may be the new norm, but Nightcaps at the Theater is not going to leave your hankering for unscripted banter and pop culture hot takes unsatiated. Tonight, through the miracle of technology and Zencastr, we offer this multi-media delicacy for your ears to snack on. So, sit back, remove your hazard suit, and listen. Put ya Hands up in the Damn Chat! Remember to Wash You Hands, and while you’re at it remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and More. Thanks so much, and we hope you all Stay Safe and Healthy, during this quarantine. Shut Up Weeb! – Beaststars, Steven Universe Future, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, and The Mandalorian T.V. Court – McMillions, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, Westworld, The Outsider, Man in the High Castle, and Tiger King Movie Phone – The Baker’s Wife, Port of Call, Super-Size Me 2: Holy Chicken!, The Talented Mr. Ripley, It Comes At Night, Mike Birbiglia/Pete Davids

  Are you tired of your suburban housewife life? Do you long to sniff the fresh air just beyond the cul-de-sac? Has the neighborhood porn movie house, got you down? If so, then have we got a movie for you! Look no further than the disgusting, perverted, and oddly-floral scented Polyester (1981). This John Water’s joint, follows the follies of Francine Fishpaw as she deals with a cheating husband, lousy kids, and her best friend Cuddles’s Debutante Ball. Francine’s certainly got a nose for female trouble and that’s just perfect for us as this movie has perfected “Odorama" technology, allowing you…yes you, the average viewer to take your nose on a cinematic adventure! So put down the macramé, forget the foot fetish, and breathe in that sweet smell of our podcast!  Tonight, on the Marquee: Join the “Most Drinkingest Gals In the World” as We Watch John Water’s Polyester (1981). The Powerful Aroma of “Odorama!” Picketing Porno. Quentin Tarantino Origins. Sister Hijacks a Bus. Cuddles Got Cuddles on Her Min

  Take out, your sharpshooters…not that kind, zip your pants back up, because we are off to watch 1999’s Wild Wild West. We could warn you with what to expect in this movie, but none of it would make a lick of sense.  In Fat Candy’s Gentleman’s Club, you can only hope to find Will Smith and Kevin Kline in unconvincing drag, heavy-handed racial humor, battle trains, and there’s gotta be a giant mechanical spider in the third act. If that’s not enough for you, then maybe some butt shots, and some truly questionable acting choices from Kenneth Branagh’s villainous Loveless?  Any listener that's stressed, will be in more distress, when we’ve done our best, with this podcast. As we roll into, as we stroll into the Wild, Wild! Have a “A Breath of Fresh Ass” I mean “A Breast of Fresh Air” and Support us on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and More. Tonight, on the Marquee: Mechanical Spiders, Rough Riders, and we want “Nada” in Wild Wild West (1999) The Evident Racism In and Out of the Film. Smith and Kline

“Amuse-Bouche” – March 7th, 2020 Even the Corona Virus can’t stop us at Nightcaps at the Theater. Put on your masks, and break out your tissues, as we prepare to dig in to another pop culture banquet in our Amuse-Bouche episode. Oodles of Anime, Tons of T.V, Multitudes of Movies/Music, and some Tasty Theater all await you! Stay tuned to hear us open Pokémon cards live on the air, while also discussing the latest pop culture. Letterbox may be down for Matt, but don’t worry, our podcast is always here for you! Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and Spotify! The One and Only Home of Spaghetti Kung-Fu Films and Longclaw Lore. Shut Up Weeb! – The Clone Wars, Mob Psycho 100, Ni No Kuni, Dragon Quest: Your Story, Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back – Evolution, Castlevania, and Steven Universe: Future.   T.V. Court – The Twilight Zone, I Am Not Okay with This, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Better Call Saul. Movie Phone – Kung-Fu Hustle, Dirty Harry,

“Amuse-Bouche” – February 21st, 2020 We’re back at Nightcaps at the Theater with our Amuse Bouche segment. Just when you thought we were gone the lingering hunger pangs of pop culture, return in full force. Don’t lose your rings, we do discuss Sonic the Hedgehog, stay tuned. Let us quell that need for T.V., Music, Movies, and Culture that we know you crave. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! If you like hot, two, or new popes, then this might be the podcast for you. “No, Sal! We Want to Taste the Cheese!” Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Promare, Pokémon: Twilight Wings, Star Wars the Clone Wars, Bojack Horseman. T.V. Court – Project Runway, The Good Place, Killing Eve, Hollywood, Westworld, His Dark Materials, and Terrance House.    Movie Phone – Throne of Blood, The Thirst, The Two Popes, The Gentlemen, The Turning, The Rhythm Section, Suicide Squad, Gretel & Hansel, The Man Standing Next, Birds of Prey, Doctor No, The Photograph, T

  Rev up, “Hell’s Bells,” because tonight on Nightcaps at the Theater we are watching the panned Stephen King classic Maximum Overdrive (1986). Guest Star, Daniel Ryan, brings an immaculate pick for “Critically Panduary” with a film swerving around the human/truck struggle to survive. Will these, dumb as bricks, humans be able to defend the Dixie Boy, or is there gonna blood on the pavement? It doesn’t matter if we made them! They are Big! They are Loud! And they are hungry for Diesel and Revenge! Put the pedal to the metal and Rate, Review, and Subscribe, on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and More. Tonight, on the Marquee: A Stephen King with Maximum Overdrive (1986). ACDC X Stephen King BFFs. Hitting the Gas and Swerving to Survive. A “Moron Movie.” The Green Goblin, Somehow? Death By Melons/Potatoes. Loose Sentience Rules. Being Married to Lisa Simpson. The Most Menacing Ice-Cream Truck. Trucks Burying Their Own. Taking the Life of a Burger Sign.   “What is a Boat, but a Truck can Swim?” “The

  Nightcaps at the Theater rings in 2020’s edition of “Critically Panduary/So Bad It Hurts/Don’t Yuck My Yum” with Neil Breen’s masterpiece Fateful Findings (2012). “It’s a Magical Day!” This is a film (if you can call it that) that will leave you questioning your sanity, psychedelic mushrooms, and Master’s Degree in Computer Science. Hack into the truth behind the Government Masters of the World, all while lounging in your inner Black Void.! If you love a “so bad its good time” at the movies, question your sanity and then tune in to this episode. (Farting-Wind Sound Effect.) Remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to Nightcaps at the Theater, forget your addiction to pills and invite yourselves to our poolside BBQ! Tonight, on the Marquee: “I can’t believe you committed suicide” after watching Fateful Findings (2012). A Biography of the Mystery of an Enigma of Neil Breen. Is There a Plot? Everybody Loves Neil Breen. Bloody Disgusting Shower Scene/Fishing Pills Out of the Toilet. Psychologist

  Nightcaps at the Theater is back with another Amuse-Bouche segment. Tonight we discuss our Scooby -Doo fan theories, the Caronavirus, lyrics to Mr. Rodgers’ opening theme, John Travolta, fisting dragons, and Netflix’s The Circle. “Nightcaps, send message to fans. #Nightcapskillingit. We are totally not hipster dou#che bags… ”  Make sure that you are ready for a “meaty” discussion on the most recent pop culture news. Finally, save room for a “Meowdy” screening of CATS and some Star Wars talk, to fill your multi-media hunger. Our podcast will be sure to fill that void inside, so rate, review, and subscribe.  Shut Up Weeb! – Your Name, Weathering With You, Ni-No Kuni, Carole & Tuesday, Infinity Train, and BoJack Horseman. T.V. Court – The Witcher, Modern Love, Jeopardy, The Man in the High Castle, You, Project Runway, John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch, The Good Place, AJ and the Queen, and The Circle.     Movie Phone – Persona, CATS, Star Wars Episode VIII, Star Wars Episode IX, A Beautiful Day

  Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! What films shined like Uncut Gems, brought us to Climax, or  lingered with us like the most heart-warming Parasite? You'll have to listen to our "Knock Em' Back" segment to find find out. Finally, we look towards 2020 full of hope and foresight by describing what we are excited to watch in the new year. Matt, April, Mark, and Jonathan thank you all from the bottom of our green-glass hearts and our Nightcaps family for listening.  May your New Year be bright! Your Libations be plentiful! And may the movies you see be worth the AMC A -List Membership! Also may you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc.  Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

Nightcaps at the Theater celebrates two years of the podcast in the only way we know how, by drinking copious amounts of liquor and making small talk about movies. Its time once again for Last Call! First, listeners can count on the hosts to Pour One Out in a segment where we discuss the misses of film in 2019. These are the films that made us feel anything but "Jellicle." CGI Animated Monstrosities, Questionable Acting Choices, and not enough booze in the world for us to justify the film making wherein!  May your New Year be bright! Your Libations be plentiful! And may the movies you see be worth the AMC A -List Membership! Also may you Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc.  Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

  “If you sit on my lap today, A new Nightcaps at the Theater Christmas special will come your way!”  That’s right kids; it’s the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas! And what could stir up our beloved childhood memories more than re-watching our favorite Rankin-Bass stop motion, abominable monstrosities, with a few close friends, and copious amounts of liquor? Just don’t get so wasted you can’t put “one foot in front of the other.” Tonight, the podcast takes a look at THREE “seminal” (using that term loosely) Christmas Films.  We go through the R & B Holiday canon with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) & The Year Without A Santa Clause (1974). Even if you’re a Miser Brother we bet you won’t be able to resist singing along!   Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. instead. Share this nostalgic spirit of Christmas wonder; never stop believing in Santa…or the power of booze! Tonight, on the Marquee: Having

  What do you get when you mix novelty plungers, pudding, and an anxious romance? Well, we here at Nightcaps at Theater, can only assume it’s something that looks and feels like Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch-Drunk Love (2002).  Don’t worry about calling into a phone-sex line for intimacy/connection, we’ve got you covered there. Love can be as awkward as oppressive siblings, or as spontaneous as a Harmonia, dumped on the side of the street. We want to chew on your cheeks and scoop out your eyes in a loving way. Don’t renew your gym membership, skip the crumby party with the siblings and let’s go get dinner instead. Maybe later we can listen to Shelly Duvall croon a tune, underneath the moon? No need to save up your frequent flyer miles, you can listen to us on Podbean, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. instead. Stop selling “Fungers” and start hoarding those Healthy Choice ™ snacks. Don’t forget to Rate, Review, and Subscribe, or you may get a visit from Dean the Mattress King. Tonight, on the Marquee: Pickin

  “Amuse-Bouche” – December 21st Just when you thought it was too hot in the pop-culture kitchen, Nightcaps at the Theater is back with a back-to-back Amuse Bouche segment. Matt has returned to regale us with scrumptious Henry Cavil fists, and Mark is finally ready to share his thoughts on the latest Star Wars film. Jonathan... really has nothing to share and is just here for the booze and the drama. We curse you … “Playmobil!” Put on your bibs and open your ear-holes, this delicious holiday feast is about to get a second course. Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and now Spotify! Raise your blood-alcohol and midichlorian level by listening! Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Promare, Kill La Kill, and DuckTales (2017) T.V. Court – The Witcher, The Mandalorian, Drag Race U.K., Project Runway, and Encore! Movie Phone –Knives Out, Frozen 2, Playmobil: The Movie, Waves, Jumanji: The Next Level, Star Wars: Rogue One, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, A Miracle on 34th St

  “Amuse-Bouche” – December 11th While Matt is away, Mark and Jon will play…at least we think that’s how the saying goes. Anyway, tonight you are in for a rich bounty of anime, Star Wars, Disney+, and potpourri Broadway knowledge with these two chuckle-heads recording. As long as you aren’t Rian Johnson (in Mark’s humble opinion) you are welcome to tune in and see the world through eyes, as if they were According to Jeff Goldblum. Just imagine all of the Baby Yoda, dancing with the CGI cat people…isn’t it perfect? Please Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and now Spotify! It’s the only way we can reanimate Matt, stick him in a Muppet body, and blog about it on our Tumblreddits. Tonight, on the Marquee: Shut Up Weeb! – Pokémon Origins, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, DuckTales (2017), Gargoyles, Steven Universe: Future, and Rick and Morty T.V. Court –The World According to Jeff Goldblum, The Mandalorian, His Dark Materials, Encore!, The Good Place, Project Runway, and A

  Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee and welcome to a world of magic, witches, curious British waifs, Nazis, and tweaked flying LSD-fueled bed frames. Thanks to the Professor Emilius Browne Correspondence College of Witchcraft, and Nightcaps at the Theater you have been carefully chosen to test your apprentice witch abilities through the consumption of alcohol and the through the viewing of an otherwise highly underrated, classic Disney film. With Hosts, Jonathan Kwiatkowski, Daniel Ryan, and Grant Farrokh, you are truly in for a “magical” time. As you listen be sure you don’t roll any ankles while trying to fly your broom in the dead of night, or jump on the nearest bed, hoping to soar through the starry skies, and most certainly don’t take off all your clothes in the hopes that you have mastered Substitutionary Locomotion! We assure you the only spell you’re under is that of your spirits. Lastly, have fun, sing along, and enjoy an “unprepared” mark you, an “unprepared” night of bobbing along through Porto

  In Heaven Everything is Fine, but with a little bit of liquor and a good movie, life is even better. On the conclusion of Nightcaps at the Theater’s 2nd Annual Frightcaps fest, Mark throws us a curve ball in the form of a pencil factory. Listen close to your radiator and you will know we are taking a look at David Lynch’s opus Eraserhead. This movie will make you rethink every relationship you ever had, and children … sheesh we won’t be thinking of those for a lifetime. Remember if you watch this movie on a phone you might be thinking you are getting the full experience, but you’re F***ing not! Now, sit back and let the soothing sounds of machinery, howling winds, and your lovely newborn monster baby. Tonight, on the Marquee: The Finale of this Year’s Frightcaps at the Theater Marathon! Make Room in your Brain for David Lynch’s Eraserhead. Popeye’s Should Have Sponsored this Episode. Lynch’s Philadelphia Story? A Boy and His Radiator. The Most Awkward Family Dinner Ever. Placenta Present. Literal “

  “Amuse-Bouche” – November 17th, 2019 Live from our sickbeds, directly to you, is the latest Amuse Bouche, pop culture content segment, sponsored by Nightcaps at the Theater. On tonight’s episode we discuss what it must be like to be cloned or live your life as Jeff Goldblum. If you like A Star Wars then at least two thirds of our hosting team will probably talk about that too, the other third of our hosting team would rather watch two dogs, fall in love. Anyways, pour yourself a cup of gender fluid, Puppet Flounder can’t hurt you here. Deep fakes are all the rage, but only by listening can you understand “the real” that is how bad the Terminator series has gotten, the bafflement of granting superpowers to historical figures, “fun” priests, and maybe even someday, hear Matthew Cabrera’s review of Snow Dogs? Oh wait, never mind…he watched Arctic F***king Dogs instead. Remember to Listen, Rate, Review, and Subscribe on iTunes, Podbean, Stitcher, and More…please do Matt sat through Arctic Dogs. Clearly, we n

  In space no one can hear you scream, but a little nightcap might help. Join us as we trek into the final frontier, as our Frightcaps at the Theater horror marathon continues. All Aboard the Nostromo as we take on Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi epic, Alien. Line your stomach with booze so that any pesky Chest -Bursters will be too intoxicated to care, as we discuss the magic of practical effects, the decline of the Alien Franchise and Ripley’s competency in saving cats/kicking alien ass.  However, rest assured, after listening the only face hug you’re gonna get is one from us, to you loyal listeners. Now, pick up your flamethrower and crawl into that duct, we got a universe to save! Tonight, on the Marquee: Move over E.T., We’re Watching Alien. Are Xenomorphs Technically Disney Princesses? Ghostbusters Sonic the Hedgehog. Unions and following protocol … IN SPACE! Michigan J. Chest Burster! That Darn Cat … Jonesy! A good 4 minutes of Monster Air-Time. Milk … it Does an Android Good. Cursing out MOTHER.