Here We Go With Josh Rosenberg

Everybody just stay level-headed as this ride gets a little bumpy. Buckle up y'little gumball Brussels sprouts and get dialed into an episode that doesn't lack passion. That passion comes through the categories of supplements we don't need, Alec Baldwin, littered masks, sports radio death threats, Tupac's laugh, America's ever-changing ways, liberalism, and dealing with life's irritations. That's a lot, but it's packaged into this half-hour listening experience, so go now. Just.Go.Now. Sending peace and love right into your soul and sack. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhdios! On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius 4 and 0 start by your Golden State Warriors

Now what the hell is this one about (you're wondering)? Welp, it goes pretty deep into the Rolling Stones, the brain, the moods, the sports debates, the mind-reading technology, the comedy of Steven Wright, the wisdom of Jack Kornfield, and the importance of innovation. Folks, it's a sizzler of an episode so find that pocket of time to bask in this golden audio experience. Drop a nice rating/review on iTunes and enjoy the rain (if there is any around you). Much love, good earthlings. Much love. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Eye soreness by screen time

This one has a laugh track and some other instructions so you'll know what to do and when to do it. Let's get serious, folks! It's time to discuss high-speed chases, Facebook forum questions, Dave Chappelle's garbage, Shane Gillis's talent, going gray, getting wrinkled, staff photos, NASA sweatshirts, fans running onto the field, and Cameo. Yes, Cameo, possibly the dumbest and greatest thing on the world wide web. Okay, this one has highs and lows, just like everything, but jump into it now and drop a nice rating on iTunes. Much love, m'folks. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Big bat by Evan Longoria (2-1 baby!)

Josh has lost the iPhone battle, in the classroom and possibly in life. Defeated and ready to discuss it. Also discussed in this special episode: the new generation of yooots, performance teaching, tagging, graffiti, antiquated gangs, minor league baseball, and loving poetry. Just get into it. Who really needs this description? Okay, okay, okay, I get it. It's customary to describe the onslaught of nonsense you're about to sit through, but just stream it already. Stop reading this and hit that play arrow! On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Much love, good folks. Much love. Art design by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Podcast content by hours of insomnia

Josh's old friend Tim Hardaway makes a cameo in this very special episode. Josh is now 40, so much more mature and ready to prove it! So, jump into this world of delightful audio treats, including rants about devious licks, Honus Wagner, sports cards, prolific authors, Tiffany and malls, rides that take quarters, various pronunciations of words, and yes, thaaat Tim Hardaway. Just stream it already and then drop a nice rating/review on iTunes. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Shoulder hair removal by Nads (as you know)

Josh turned 40 today. And oh yeah, he used to have shoulder hair. Used to. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Headache artfully crafted by daughters

Josh sounds a little scared in this episode, but the topic of fear is worth exploring. So get ready to explore some frightening things like bear attacks, rattlesnake bites, Covid work emails, sharks, sleeplessness, snoring, robot teachers, home invasions, chubby babies, and greasy hands at restaurants. Folks, it's time to find those micro sources of joy and embrace'em. Now, inhale through the nose to the count of 4. Focus on that moment before it becomes an exhale. Aaaaaand, out through the mouth to the count of 6. You did it? You feel better? Ahhh, yes, exactly. Highly meditative, highly stimulated, and highly rejuvenated. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a friendly rating/review on iTunes if y'getta chance. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Aztecs by 7 on Saturday vs. Arizona (c'mon now! 1.5 pt underdogs? N'thanks.)

Okay, likely wayyyyyyyy too much swearing in this one. Apologies. But, if you battle through, Josh attempts to capture the big topics of the day including wildfires (Caldor and Lucas Valley), reporters in the field, Noah's Ark and its actual origin, Don Williams and his love songs, Action Jackson and other 80s videos, and other podcasts. But, forget those other ones for a moment and jump into this one. You are beautiful and you matter. You also can leave a sweet rating/review on iTunes if you feel compelled. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Meditation by Peter Coyote

Josh is back from a straight blur and almost poised enough to discuss human resilience, teachers' fashion concerns, Craigslist mysteries, The White Lotus, Dave, caterpillars, the "woke" generation, and plastic-covered sofas. Dust it off, shake off the rust, and get back in the saddle. Giddy up, good folks, it's time to stream this bad boy. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Forehead wrinkles by constant furrowed brow

Episode 151, as flammable and unpredictable as Bacardi 151 in some ways. Those ways will be revealed right here with content about cancelling Disney princesses, freestyle rap, podiums, old folks on Facebook, snakes on Nextdoor, students becoming famous (Arden Jones!), and the debut of the new hit segment Jack (Kornfield) and Steve (Wright). It's about to get weird, so take a breath and enjoy this audio experience. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Stains by baby spit up (among other things)

It's that time again, folks! Time to explore the evolution of the Olympics, time to focus on South Korean television and their approach to the opening ceremony in Tokyo, time to examine the in-flight experience on old-school and new-school airplanes, time to attempt a Barack Obama impression, time to dissect the emotional impact of old photos, and time to declutter the mind, body, and soul. That last part isn't really discussed on the podcast, but it seemed like a great way to end that run-on sentence. Stream away and drop a nice rating/review on iTunes if y'can. You are loved. It's true, simply by listening to this, you are loved. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Turkey bacon by hunting and packaging and adding artificial flavors

Ohhh this puppy is ready to roll into your ears with some gusto! That's right, GUS-TOHHH! So get ready to hunker down for some Oscar Mayer-grade bologna covering tooth extractions, oral surgeons, enunciation, David Gray's mumbles, autopilot mode for the brain (DMN), dreams capturing the final part of the day, news creeping into REM, recording our lives with our eyes and Black Mirror. That's a straight variety pack, folks! Like the old Lays chips variety pack featuring original potato, sour cream & onion, BBQ, and salt and vinegar. You know which one was the best. You know. And I know you're the best...for listening to this nonsense and even taking the time to enter a quick rating on iTunes (5 stars!? begging is an ugly look, so this is just a subtle nudge). Now stream it! Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Puffy cheeks by forgetting to ice'em

Folks, this one is mainly about throw pillows and if that doesn't appeal to you, please do not listen. Or wait, if you feel like there might be some other topics to capture your attention, then it's time for you to evaluate how you feel about classroom furniture, Dolly Parton, new pets, babies, old country legends, Zen Buddhism, Peter Coyote, and Tevin Campbell. You back in? If any of those are in your wheelhouse, then stream this bad boy and enjoy your day. Keep it real, keep it happy, and keep it real again. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a nice rating on iTunes if you find time. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Tooth extraction by Dr. Yang in Greenbrae next week

Join Josh on this epic journey through extroversion and introversion, Questlove and the Roots, Mountain Lions and horror fantasies, Sly and the Family Stone, radio and hitting the posts, hip hop concerts and hope, Summer of Soul and moon landings, and introspection. Yes, ultimately lots of introspection. Buckle up and stream away. Peace, good folks. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Organic groceries by Trader Joes, a wonderland of delight

A truly delirious episode has arrived, fully stocked with rants on bears, cauliflower, smokers, seltzer, sleep deprivation, exercise balls, American Tail, Gift of Gab (RIP), and records. This one gets weird and gives you permission to get weird along the way. Let's share something special and aspire for a beautiful state of nirvana in the near future. Spread joy, good folks. Spread it like lox spread on a bialy. What's a bialy? Google it, then bake it, and then enjoy. Just drizzle some olive oil and sprinkle some sea salt (like everything). Okay, farewell. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Stingy eyes from chlorine (no goggles, bruhhh)

A new member of the family has arrived as Remi Hazel Rosenberg is here and ready for action! Tune in for the story of her entrance into the world and stay for the refreshments afterwards. Much love, good folks. Much love. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo Art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Nursing by Boobies (sorry)

Ohhh, this one is a bit of a grab bag. So reach into that big bag of topics and grab some Huey Lewis, some therapy, some Big 5, some grass vs. turf, some Neil deGrasse Tyson, some vaccine protesting nonsense, some farmer's market, and some idealizations. Once you've grabbed all of that outta this episode, you can go on with your day. Your mind might feel a little different, but that's kinda the point. Keep expanding! Folks, you are appreciated. Drop a nice rating on iTunes and enjoy the sunshine. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Contractions by my wife (in the latent phase)

Josh is dialed in for a very special episode about that weird Philly accent, those weird Covid-19 excuses, the weird powers of meditation, and onions. This one includes a little Sam Harris, a little Mare of Easttown, a little honesty about panic and anxiety, and a little song. So, slip-slide-away into a hot hot hot episode. 1-4-3, I love you. Peace m'peeps. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a nice rating on iTunes if you get a chance. Enjoy the wow that's happening now, as Daniel Tiger's mom says in a YouTube clip that my daughter likes and now I guess I like it too. Kinda. I mean, it's not Mr. Rodgers, but it's close. Logo art by Brandon Lai (Happy 40th) Music by Micah Julius (Halloween birthday) Eggs by my neighbor's chickens (they have some, they taste good)

Grab that sparkling water, find some sunshine, kick back, and dive into episode 142. This one goes into kayaking, grading, Tweeting, and misjudging. As in nightmarish kayaking, senseless grading, dangerous tweeting, and an enlightening story by NFL writer Jim Trotter. There's a lot of almost interesting stuff in here that might just trail off into some verbal daydreaming, but that's because this one was recorded in bed. So, real dreaming was included as well. Stay healthy good folks. On Twitter @jrosenberg957. Drop a nice rating on iTunes if you find a sliver of time. Peace. Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Today's birthday by Shanee, the sweet wife (You're loved!)

Josh jumps right into birthdays, pandemic winding down, academic dishonesty and cheating, global warming as the reason for everything, wildlife invading the suburbs (yes more than ever), yoga converting people, birds on baseball fields, and much-needed sports documentaries. This one is fine. It's fine. It's not sweeps week, so lower those expectations y'greedy baysterds! Kidding, you're loved and cherished on this damn podcast. Thanks for tuning in. On Twitter @jrosenberg957 Logo art by Brandon Lai Music by Micah Julius Body hair removal by Nads cream