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Umm... I've said it all... I'm not sure where we go or what we do from here.

I'm sorry... I'm not so easy to forgive!

Just two more white guys trying to solve world problems (actually we're just bitching about the state of the Union).

So... Let me get this straight, a millennial says "Okay Boomer" and gets fired. A Baby Boomer says, "don't forget to pick up you're participation trophy on the way out", and nada, nothing zilch!?!

I like it... I don't like it. I mean the basic premise of it is cool, the reasons however... THOSE KINDA SUCK!

Schadenfreude - /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

Getting old and easy... being young isn't either.

James Dean once said: “Dream as if you will live forever; Live as if you will die today, but star in a movie when you've been dead for 64 years." Well... he said most of that, we here at the EarSpoon Studios may have taken some creative license. #youretearingmeapart

When not one single Republican can't vote in the affirmative for a simple inquiry then they've chosen party over people.

Okay? OKAY!!! Okay, is not OKAY. by Fish & Steve

Why wouldn't you invite a device from Facebook that could not only hear you, but could see you too... Why wouldn't ya!?!

When you elect a clown, expect a circus.

How would you like to be punched in the face and have only cost $15.00? Welcome to the DMV, please take a number.

JESUS! It's expensive to be Jesus!

You've lived for 102 years... You've done right by pretty much everybody, but now that you're gone! DirectTV wants their Effing Money!!!

You know why impeachments cost so much.... They're worth it!

Here's something we never needed...

We are beginning to redefine norm as "he's better then Hitler". We're in a tailspin of Idiot Compliance and we're not pulling out anytime soon.

Turns out turning on your local radio station or opening your local newspaper is still a good place to get actual news.

This is an argument that is nationwide and has been going on forever.