Two Crows Podcast

TwoCrowsS03Ep21 Is the Review finished yet? aka Who needs a #CrowsSeaChange... Vale Danny Frawley gone too soon Using hindsight vision Ant analyses the team lines and where it went wrong in 2019  Finals? What finals? We have a review!!! Chappy gets his own theme song simply called "Chappy" Daniel Talia announces that he is now a South Australian - no-one bites? Scandal scandal slingback sandal... Latest trade rumours and scuttlebutt Tips for the Finals Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep20 Crows v Pies - Put a fork in us we are done! aka the "Store High In Transit" episode!  Could the Crows have played any worse?...The Pear said "Hold my beer" and we Bradbury into the 8! Ali and Ant dust of the instruments and express their anger via song Crows create a lot of firsts... and not good ones either #PassTheSalt and The Cows Beef Ali examines the playing list - Who's improved, Who's stagnated, Who's gone backwards We answer some of our Twitter followers questions Round 23 ins/outs and injuries Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03Ep19 Crows v WCE aka a Fistful of FOGARTY!! The Darcy Fogarty song is BACK! We lose to Wet Toast by 10, but Oh My Fogarty! Did I mention The Fog? Ali gets a little excited about a boy called Darcy 3,2,1 and the Hurt Locker Award for the round Defenders defend and Eddie is stuck on 599 SANFL 10-1 second half keeps us smiling - Who lit it up? Ins/Outs and Injuries Get your tips out R22 ps Darcy FOGARTY... Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep18 Crows send Saints to Hell aka Darcy Fogarty! also Pyke vs JJ who wins! The sound of silence at Adelaide Oval (insert anger here!) Darcy Fogarty!!! The Texan is back and Betts gets another GOTY nom Pizza and Beer - Pyke vs JJ The TRUTH is out there... and Ali was there! RUMOURS - Who wants out of the AFC??? A lot "could" 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker Awards Pass The Salt - Who was yelling BOOOURNS? and The Cows Beef of the week Sidebar - Bruce McAvaney calls time Ins/Outs and Tips for round 21 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep17 CLUB IN CRISIS - CROWS REVIEW aka its not me its YOU! The bus is parked out the front of West Lakes - who will be the first to be thrown under it? Let the Blame Games begin! The torches are lit and the pitchforks are out, fans have had ENOUGH! Ali and Ant have had ENOUGH! Crows lose to the Blues and fans lose their collective minds. (first 7 mins only) Who the hell cares about finals this year...what about the next 5-10 years? Radio and Social Media EXPLODE! DAMAGE CONTROL scars from 2018 rear their ugly head Best in League Footy Department???? We compare staff outgoing and incoming, Elite? pfffft! PPT, List Management, Admin and 7 other deadly sins of the AFC Fans feel like they have been taken advantage of and they are p*ssed Hash Tags from the Fans #PremiershipsBeforeProfits #CrowsFansUnite Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03E16 Crows v Dons - Consistently Inconsistent...again aka Second Verse Same as the First Dougsies best first half of footy this year! ROB - 2 more years and #1 in AFL for HO in first 16 games Gold Pass Players, do they exist? we look at the evidence Can we make the tough calls? we examine Don Pyke's first team line up 2016 v 2019 The Cows Beef - Ali and Ant lay it on the line We answer your Twitter questions SANFL - Pick me! Crows v Carlton - Youth v Experience, wholesale changes or standard x2 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep15 Crows vs Suns - Don laughs as the the Suns go down aka The Sundowners Big Win by the Crowies. Eddie kicks 6, BraddleSnake tackles 16 #PassThe Salt - Don Pyke laughs but Kane and Purple crack it National Reserves competition? Do we need it? SANFL - We lose the game, the stats can lie, but Fog.... oh my, Get him in! Carlton disappoint us, but the Pear.... the gift that keep on giving Round 18 - Bombers at home, potential ins/outs Get your tips out Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne    

TwoCrowsS03Ep14 Showdown 47 Crows crushed by a Pear Fruit Salad aka Get the Pitchforks Out! We scrape through the carnage, fire up and fire off - No-one is safe this week! Whats hurting us the most on field - who is to blame? Can we fix it? 3,2,1 and Hurt Locker voting #PassThe Salt - pretty easy this week! The Cows Beef - GCS will ask for a PRIORITY PICK!!! Questions from our Twitter fans SANFL Crows keep rolling. Who wants to play AFL? Ins/Outs and injuries We get our Tips Out for Round 17 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty  

TwoCrowsS03Ep13 Crows vs Geelong aka Kardinia Cats Curse Continues We look at what went wrong down at MDMA Stadium - out played or out coached? 3,2,1 voting and Hurt Locker award #PassTheSalt - Barrett vs BT, Pears record crowds continue and #PricklyPear SANFL Crows vs Sturt - great win in the wet Showdown 47 we preview the big game - how do we beat the Pear? Showdown Medallist predictions Potential ins/outs and injuries Get your Tips out we look at Round 16 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty #WeFlyAsOne

TwoCrowsS03Ep12 Mid-Season Review and Contracts aka Bye and Bye We review the year so far, the dizzying highs the perpetual lows and everything in between  Who stepped up and who slipped up Ali and Ant form a garage band, aptly called #TwoCrowsGarageBand and release their debut single called "Self Report" The Cows Beef - Ant kicks off this week about an ongoing feud and presuppositions by the media... while he makes a few suppositions of his own Contract, Trade or Delist we look at the Crows out of contract this year and make the big calls We pick our starting 18 using 1 player from each AFL side in their starting positions Geelong - how to beat them and can we beat them Potential - Ins/Outs for the Geelong game Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep11 Crows fans Triple Treat! Aka Crows Fly, Pear Cry and Carlton…Dry The Crows catch a Tiger by the tail to secure an important hard-fought win at home. We analyse the game, and once again, marvel at Eddie Betts and his amazing pockets. Ali puts her Nostradamus powers to the test prior to the game BraddleSnake, ROB and JJ run riot, Tex and Rory lead from the front and does Eddie Betts has superpowers? 3,2,1 Two Crows Player of the Year voting and Hurt Locker award Who runs the world? Behavioural Awareness Officers and Gil it seems… Gil - Sorry seems to be the hardest word Pass The Salt – Fans kick off and get kicked out The Cows Beef – Ali and Ant are cheesed off at the media hysteria around Crows players that should leave and guess who’s name will be brought up next SANFL – who’s standing up and standing out Injuries, Next game and the bye Next Poddy – Season in Review, who is out of contract? Ali and Ant pick a starting 18 (using one player from each team only) Rules apply  Listen a

TwoCrowsS03Ep10 - Crows go from Demon Slayers to Giant Killers in a fortnight! aka we are finally back! The Crows had a point (or Two) to prove against the Dees and backed it up with a solid performance against the Giants who were sitting pretty in second spot on the ladder.  We review the game, our forward 50 entries, defensive pressure and preventing the opposition from getting out the back  3,2,1 voting and the Hurt Locker award  - we have a new contender! EDDIE BETTS = GOTY nomination and 4th Qtr - Leaders doing Leader things Razor Ray amuses Ali... but Ants not impressed #PassTheSalt - which media nuffie takes out shares in SAXA this week? (The answer may not surprise you) The Cows Beef - we kick off with whats annoyed us this week...speculation anyone? We get a sneak peak at the 2020 AFL rule book with some interesting changes about how to barrack at an AFL game and not be evicted... When the Crows Win and Tex plays well...what can the media write about?  Ali breaks down media terminology into

TwoCrowsS03Ep09 Crows vs West Coast - The Dirty Dozen aka that Wet Toast Hurt After taking a great lead into the half time break the Crows broke down like an old Falcon across the Nullabor and went down to Wet Toast by 12 points.  Ali and Ant discuss where it went wrong, what we need to do to fix it and who do we bring in to do it.  Pass The Salt - Oh My Gravy... Brad Scott vs David King - Lip reading at its finest!  The Cows Beef - How does BT still get away with this?  Sidebar - Two Crows Footy accidentally impact the Election Results... She's back BABY! Crows vs Demons in Darwin -  Potential Ins/Outs, how can we beat them Tips for Round 11 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep8 Crows send Saints to the Sin Bin aka How Tex got his groove back We review Crows vs Saints Has Hart learned yet? Frontflips and Backflips Our 3,2,1 Two Crows Footy Player of the Year and Hurt Locker Award Spud gets his smugglers and his rig out  Pass the Salt! - Who’s salty this week? SANFL - Commentators unearth a new AFC player McHendry?? JJ plays duck duck goose! Get your AFL Fantasy Freak ON!! Predictions -  Ins/Outs Crows v Freo  We go Tip Tastic! 9/9 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS03Ep7 Crows set the Suns and EDDIE BETTS You STAR! aka Crows trolling the Pear since 2007 #119 Eduardo Betts lights up Adelaide Oval with a big 6 and contender for GOTY in his 300th Game Eddies brother in law gets Bettsy on his Buttsy Ali and Ant = Nostradamus predictions bear sweet sweet fruit 3,2,1 Voting for Two Crows Footy Player Of The Year Award Hurt Locker Award - 2 nominations this week Pass The Salt! - 3 nominations this week, including one salty Crow AFLW Sign them all up! Crows Womens team keep the band together and the dream alive for 2020. Randall and Noffy sign for two years...Wallace is back! Mid Season Draft - question? Get your Freak On!! AFL Fantasy Freak Mark goes on a rant and Bevo is in his sites Crows vs Saints - Ins/Outs Tips - Ant loses tips....again....as usual... Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS3Ep06 Crows vs Roos - The Angry Birds Edition! aka insert angry explosion emoji here We review the shamozzle of a football game that we all had to endure and try to swallow harder than sun dried turd. Needless to say, we aren't happy.  We dissect the game and try to work out what the hell is going wrong for the Crows 3, 2, 1 Votes which were harder to pick than Brad Crouch's broken nose Hurt Locker award Pass The Salt! - We have 3 nominations this week We answer Twitter Tweeps on what the Crows can do and is there a quick fix? We get our freak on with Marks' AFL Fantasy Freak update with hits and misses, decisions decisions Next weeks game EDDIE BETTS 300th Get around the great man Ins/Out predictions/recommendations Get your tips out for round 5 Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, Spotify, Chrome, YouTube, Instagram and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast #TwoCrowsFooty

TwoCrowsS3Ep05 Crows get Clawed and Ali and Ant get Fired up! aka We finally crack the sh*ts Post Match Review - this is gonna hurt. No-one is safe or off limits including fan favourites as we dissect the Crows vs Cats game Seed falls to the ground and Ali explains his strange exit from the ground Ben Hart thinks "everything is awesome"... R3 Two Crows Footy Player of The Year votes R3 Hurt Locker award Pass The Salt - Who is the saltiest person/people going around this week... the answer may surprise you Ant "thinks up his own segment" for a Crows based "real or overreaction?" questions Sidebar - we answer our Twitter Tweep questions incl queries about Fog, Stengle and the spud man Murph The FANTASY FREAK SHOW - we give Marks updates on all things AFL Fantasy Footy Crows vs Roos - will we make the big calls? History says, probably not, so we swing some of our own changes and devise a plan to rejuvenate a couple of our players  SANFL - after their big loss last week we ask ourselves - Does anyone w

TwoCrowsS3Ep04 BUMPER EP!! - Crows crack the Swans and the AFLW GF aka The Erin Phillips Cup brings joy to all South Australians except the Salty ones.... Ali and Ant break out in song.... We recap the crapfest that was Crows vs Hawks Crows v Swans - Seeds Torp!! What The??  DMac has a Beast Mode activator, who knew? Brad steps up and JJ shows he has big man skills. Why does Kingy spread untruths about Tex? Two Crows Footy Player of the Year: Who gets the three, two one this week? Hurt Locker award goes too... Pass the Salt - Who is Salty this week? AFLW Crowd numbers cop ultimate flack from salty keyboard warriors Jacqui Lambie pays a visit and Ant loses it! Sidebar - The new Crows Headquarters.... Ant discusses the rumours and media chatter The 2019 AFLW Premiership Cup is locked up...from Noffy we assume The Magnificent AFLW GF the spectacle, the joy, the agony, the ectasy, The Scheer Brilliance, the Scheer agony, the Flippin' Glory, the Flippin' absolute devastation!! TEAM! Doc Clarke is a rare

TwoCrowsS3Ep03 We suit up with our R1 Predictions, AFLW Crows light up Casey fields and smoke the Demons. *NEW* AFL Fantasy Freaks Hints and Tips. Get your Freak ON!!! Ali and Ant predict the AFL Top 8 Which Coaches have the bunsen burner firmly lit under them Who will be the Crows B&F? Ali and Ant predict an upset and apricot slice ends up on the floor! Crows Top Goal Kicker? Best New Player? Last Chance Saloon? Break out season? Is there a Doctor in the house? Crows put on an absolute clinic and smash their way to the AFLW Prelim Final at AO - Will the Crows women know which way to skin a cat (metaphorically speaking that is...) AFLW Awards Season Starts - Erin's already making shelf space Ali's AFLW Hurt Locker Award - Who wins it? ***NEW*** Get your AFL FANTASY FREAK ON! - We have access to Mark, the guru who has finished in the Top 1% in 2017 and in the TOP 0.1% in 2018 for AFL Fantasy Football. Who is your Round 1 team? Who should you just say "Shut up and take my money",  Who's a lock, who

TwoCrowsS03E02 Triple Treat Crowies - No JLT Jitters, No SANFL sinners, big AFLW Winners! The Crows have the perfect dress rehearsal for the big stage, taking down the Giants in the Mens and Womens leagues. "insert Giant Twin joke here".  * We analyse the Fridays night game against the Giants - Ant drops the word "elite" and uses a whole box of pencils to draw comparisons to the 2017 team...Ali rolls her eyes. * Ali & Ant's Top 3 players and Ali's top 3 stats from the game * Who Ant thinks the Crows will pick for their R1 line up * Who stood out in the Crows SANFL win against the Redlegs in a trial game * Bernie gets on the tins and misses Tex's big surprise wedding. While Hugh turns a bit green when faced with a great white.  * Ant cracks JB over his concussion comments and Nick Riewoldt cops it over his Tex comments * The AFLW Crows continue winning with a handful on the trot including ANOTHER final Qtr blitz to bring down the Giants!! One more win and Finals here we come!   Listen and Subscri