Go Postal Podcast

Welcome to part 2 of our Prison themed episode! Karla kicks off the episode with a rant about her struggles with texting curse words! Michael shares a story from an anonymous user that starts off one way, and does a complete 180! Karla then teaches us heathens about the legendary Al Capone and then welcomes the even more legendary Countess Cordelia to the studio! Our random question of the week: how would you escape from prison? Write us with your answer! PO Box 198514 Nashville, TN 37219 or GoPostalPodcast@gmail.com! Promos from Ignorance Was Bliss and Selling Out Show!

Our theme for this week! Prison! Which, as Michael says in the episode, we realize how touch prisons are in the States. That being said, we try to keep it light in this episode. Karla recounts her time as a haunt in her haunted house which then gives Michael a reason to learn you all about horror history! Also if you are in Denver, check out Pandemic Collective (http://www.pandemiccollective.org/)! We start off with a story from Ohio, Karla’s man-friend, about his time in the slammer, Michael shares a story about post-prison life, and Karla educates us about BBB’s on Alcatraz Island! Have some crazy story about a prison or anything spooky for our October creepfest? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or gopostalpodcast@gmail.com! Promos from Victims and Villains and Mixed Media Forecast!

Welcome to part 2 of Apocalypse! We start the show by discussing that quintessential Apocalypse movie, Labyrinth! That’s the go-to apocalypse, right? Karla’s voice is still halfway out the door because of her hauntings! Michael starts things off by sharing an excellent apocalypse story from Reddit user TheRest! Then, surprise! the apocalypse calls Karla! And educates us all on the 5 different extinctions the world has seen! (Article Karla mentioned: https://bit.ly/2nrCgXH) We welcome a very special guest to our show for the first (and hopefully not the last) time! Random question of the week: What do you think will bring about the next apocalypse? Have an answer to the random question of the week? Or have a story you’d like to share? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or gopostalpodcast@gmail.com! Promos from Myopia and Selling Out Show!

Our theme this week: Apocalypse! Karla’s voice is like sweet, smooth, sandpaper - she’s just so into her possessed nun character! And with such a voice, Karla shares some great answers to last week’s random question! And thus the cult of food was born. We share some stories about people preparing for the apocalypse and a throwback to Burning Man story! Karla shares some BBB’s from the desert wasteland of Death Valley! Have an apocalyptic story you want to share? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or gopostalpodcast@gmail.com! Promos from The Haunted Heart Podcast and Bicker Bots!

Welcome to part two! If you forgot, our theme for the week is classic TV! Karla begins the episode by forgetting the word “Thesaurus”! Michael shares some conspiracy theories from some classic kid’s TV shows! Thanks, Screen Rant (https://goo.gl/C5jAX1)! Karla shares a Hysterical History about “Gilligan’s Island”! Full version of the original theme song found here: https://youtu.be/qx7A4sxJi7c! WTFAI is undergoing a face lift… or… rather a complete overhaul! Random question of the week: What kind of cult would you like to start? Want to share a TV themed story or answer our random question of the week? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN, 37219, gopostalpodcast@gmail.com, on on social media @gopostalpodcast! Promos from Voice of the Victim and Occultae Veritatis!

Our theme for the week! Classic TV! Karla talks about her role in a local haunted house this spooky season, 2k18! We discuss the random question from last week, a story from Dave over at Selling Out Podcast, and life-saving footage from a TV show! Karla shares some BBB’s from Dallas! Article Michael referenced in the episode: https://goo.gl/6uAMLe Want to share a TV themed story? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN, 37219, gopostalpodcast@gmail.com, on on social media @gopostalpodcast! Promos from Selling Out Podcast and the IMDB Journey!

First of all, shout out to our listeners in Germany! Es tut mir sehr Leid für Karlas Deutsch! Karla gets on her soap box, for exactly what you think she would! We get a breaking news update from Burning Man! And an excellent story involving grilled cheeses and a certain dome! Karla finally gets her bicycle powered grilled cheese machine and teaches us all about burning effigies for her Hysterical History! Random question of the week: What secret conspiracy would you like to start? Have an answer to the random question? Know where I am? Want to share an orgy dome story? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN, 37219, gopostalpodcast@gmail.com, on on social media @gopostalpodcast! Promos from No Offense Show and Hoosier Homicide!

So much is on the ‘genda today, so join us, dammit! Michael and Karla start off with that tired discussion of GIF vs. GIF! Karla has a cold and might die, tune in to find out! Karla shares some excellent answers from the Twittersphere to our random question from last week! Some of which baffle the both of us! Fuck you capitalism! Karla shares some fantastic stories from Kim over at People are Wild podcast! Karla shares some loose BBB’s about Burning Man! Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or via e-mail - gopostalpodcast@gmail.com! Promos from Wining About Crime and People are Wild!

We turn our podcast into a Dinner theater for a hot minute featuring the Dowager countess, Michael! We read a postcard from a Mystery Sender - perhaps it was Betsy Ross! Karla is a legend, a legend killer!! Karla debuts the newly re-branded “Hysterical History” with none other than Nicolas Cage! Michael gets lost once again! It’s about time. Rando question of the week: What would be the worst buy-one-get-one-free sale? Do you know where Michael is? Want to see Kathy Bates play Molly Brown in a BioPic? Or want to share your answer to the rando question!? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or via e-mail - gopostalpodcast@gmail.com! Promo from A Podcast About Something!

We discuss some excellent tweets from y’all, most of which were in response to our random question of the week from last episode: What is the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street? Michael’s cat makes a semi-guest appearance! We get a postcard from Sharon in some caves, away from the Perseid meteor showers! Michael shares a news story about a lost tourist in the Alps and Karla shares some BBB’s about Los Angeles! BUT not before we get a live performance from David singing the Boobs, Booze, and Bizarre theme song! Know any other facts about LA or want to share your answer to the rando question!? Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or via e-mail - gopostalpodcast@gmail.com! Promos from Murder Mile and Rock Candy!

Write us! PO Box 198514, Nashville TN 37219 or gopostalpodcast@gmail.com We reveal that we are expanding our scope to just craaaazy/fun stories in general, as well as splitting our full show into multiple shorter shows! Karla shares her first skinny dipping experience with a beau we refer to as “Ohio”! Speaking of Ohio, Karla shares some BBB’s from Cleveland! Michael does a complete 180 on Cleveland due to one simple fact! We share some stories from a Bartender, some bridesmaids, and the Queen Mother! We discuss last week’s Rando question and give you a new one (What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?)! Promos from Drunk Discussions, I am Geek, Conspeared, and (kind of) SKRIM Podcast!

Karla gets catfished, calls him out, hosts 6 band members at her house, and finds out what a nunnery is! We go over Boobs, Booze, and Bizarre in Toronto and we call 1-800-O-CANADA! A discussion of terrible wedding circumstances is brought up! And speaking of weddings, we get some mail about Tinder dates, copulation in a refrigerator, a 5-day party bender, and two elder gays connecting in an bar! A famous Russian is the subject of our Drunks in History segment! Karla and Michael reminisce about vodka bars in Denver! Michael presents his WTFAI with musical accompaniment and a terrible Italian accent! Karla moans and groans and is hungry! Random Question of the Week: What would be the funniest sport to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?! Promos from Drunk the Pod and Learn Me Something! Write to us! PO Box 198514, Nashville, TN 37219 or GoPostalPodcast@gmail.com!

We’re back from our “summer lovin’” vacations (a day late, we’re sorry)! We talk about all of the random shit you are all used to at this point! We talk about the Kansas and Wyoming of Canada! David interrupts twice and we didn’t even edit it out! Michael baffles Karla with a Hedwig and the Angry Inch reference, that she eventually gets! Michael also forgot that we were recording on his anniversary and tells the story of his honeymoon in an unexpected place! Join us for some more excellent stories from all of you and our Drunks in History! Mood. Promos from Myopia, Stupidstition, and Ignorance Was Bliss!

This week's episode proves that Lloydminster is anything but! We continue our series of MiniSodes, complete with Voice Memos from Karla documenting her travels across Canada! Even though those travels don't include Vancouver.... yet! Michael does a terrible, horrible, awful radio host impression and shares with you the weird, yet apropos history of Lloydminster! Are we the first podcast to talk about Lloyminster? Probably!

We release our first minisode! Because it’s summer, dammit and stuff is happening! Michael reads a news story about a crazy Uber ride (https://goo.gl/EdzTYV)! Karla gives us some great #tfln on Twitter and some stupid laws from around the US of A (https://goo.gl/tWFPjr)! Also, what is a bean whistle and better yet, what is an “A-Rated” film!?

Michael reveals that he hates Paris! Karla lists off some of her favorite #80sMovieMenus! To celebrate the birthday of America, we discuss Boobs, Booze, and Bizarre from Philadelphia! We get a look at Katherine’s drunken Amazon shopping list! We receive a postcard about flaky people and talk about America being drunk and invading places! Then Michael ruins Karla’s whole perception of the Moon landing! We debut another new segment, Drunks In History! This week’s Drunks include Buzz Aldrin and the Founding Fathers (Michael’s reference article about drinking Founding Father’s goo.gl/GvZ6VL)!

We discuss our plans for firework peeping! Michael reads a story from an interesting username on Reddit! Karla does her BBB’s in Ottawa in honor of Canada Day! We talk about dairy vs. margarine then engage in a Canadian duel! We get more ER stories from Kim and Karla even shares one of her own! We get our first voice memo submission, from Kate nonetheless! Michael teaches Karla about the Denver Museum of Nature and Science gnomes! Promos from Voice of the Victim Podcast and Ignorance Was Bliss!

We have another guest host on the show with a huge announcement! Karla furthers her lack of pop culture knowledge! We discuss baby names we came up with while drunk! Norma (our guest host) explains why monograms on baby stuff is so important in the south! Karla describes her time in a Birminghamingan speakeasy! Norma tells stories about “Swingin’ RIchards”, a friendly sex worker, and Wal-Mart in the south! We learn about Birmingham and play a game called “Drunk or Kid?”! We get another surprise guest host! Random Question of the Week - Does sex go with food? Promos from That’s Weird and Two Broads Talking Politics!

Michael has a *TRULY* Canadian experience! Karla has an uneventful week! Roman boobs, booze, and bizarre - with guest star: Audrey Hepburn! Qualis artifex pereo! At the 16:30 mark, Michael becomes slightly possessed! We get another story from Jenna on Meet Me in the Woods! Kim from People are Wild Podcast shares a story with us! Karla makes a “The Office” references that Michael doesn’t understand! We start the search for Karla’s well-hung Austrian Physicist boyfriend! We start presenting drunken antics in the news! Aunt J’nette sends us a SCANDALOUS postcard! Promos from Tuesdays with Mari and People are Wild Podcast!

We lament the resurgence of 90s culture! Karla and Michael break up over Alien Ant Farm! Then quickly make up. We find out how Karla got Troll herpes and she explains her past exploits with statues! We use the word phallological way too much! And Michael can’t even say it correctly! A story is shared that involves drunkenly travelling 1,000 miles! A philosophical discussion about straws and dinosaurs! Go Postal present its first radioplay! Promos from Meet Me in the Woods, The Impromptu Podcast, and The Short Stories of Augie Peterson!