Sitting Under A Tree

This week I recap the Australia Day long weekend including revelations from the protest, pat myself on the back for being two-and-a-half days sober, and look forward to my imminent firing (due to incompetence) from the cafe I've been working at for three weeks. Recorded from my room in North Melbourne.

This week I consider options for corporate blackmail to fund the pod, discuss the incredible whiteness of Dutch people, and the #blessed segment returns as I give thanks for meeting a douchebag American tourist who made me feel good about bullying. Recorded in my room in Melbourne (24/1)

I reminisce about the 90s British sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf, consider whether it'd be possible to get instagram cam girls to watch my stand up, and at one point slip into what I can honestly say is a fantastic Northern English accent. Musical Interlude: Backbeat Soundsystem - I Spy Recorded walking around Melbourne on Monday night (15/01) and Tuesday arvo (16/01)

Recorded outside the Royal Exhibition Centre in Melbourne (8/1) and on the streets in North Melbourne (9/1).   I talk about contingency plans for being homeless, recap the best god damn curry I've ever had in my life, and the #blessed segment returns! Please send your own homeless contingency plans to AJ Taco on Facebook, or email me at crazhore@gmail.com   Musical Interlude: The Foundations - Built Me Up Buttercup

Recorded in my room in Melbourne, the afternoon of New Years (31/12/17) and again once I sobered up three days later (3/1/18).   I talk about New Years parties, the machette in my room, and wish Logan Paul all the best after he ruined his career as a Children's Entertainer.   Musical Interlude: Auld Lang Syne played by Some Cunt With A Piano on YouTube

Recorded while walking around my grandparents' farm near Lucindale, South Australia. (24/12 &  26/12) I get real angry and start shouting in the forest about Air China and why they're cunts, talk about weird experiences in the scouts, and freak out running into a bunch of spiderwebs. Fuck the country hahaha.

Recorded in my room at my mate's place in Barcelona (15/12) and my mate Robyn's flat in London (17/12). I talk about AFL being shit, salesmen, and why nursing homes should have a free bar. Song Intermission: The Living End - Closing In

Recorded outside the Christ Church in Dublin, Friday night December 8, and while walking around Edinburgh on Tuesday morning, December 12. On the Friday night in Dublin I call out to some kids drinking on the street, and wonder why the fuck Spanish tour groups are still out at 8pm on a Friday night. Then in Edinburgh I reminisce about a great conversation I had with my friend Josephine THE DAY BEFORE that led to her quitting university to become an artist. I also speak on a bunch of other subjects that I have absolutely no qualification to weigh in on. This was a lot of fun. Song intermission: Loyle Carner - Heard 'Em Say (Kanye West Cover) live from BBC Radio 1

Recorded on three separate days: from a train station (30/11), and a bench outside an off license (1/12), and from St Stephen's Green in Dublin (5/12).   I talk about having a shitty time while travelling, drinking in Berlin, and being brave enough to wait an extra day before washing your clothes.

Recorded in the empty bar at 8am in the KickAss Hostel in Edinburgh, Scotland.   I talk strategies for dissuading people from sitting next to you on long-haul bus rides, shit cunts snoring in backpackers' hostels and ways to covertly wake them, and being worn down by the grind of travel.

Recorded in my room in Melbourne just before I left for a one-month tour around Europe. I speculate on The Killing of A Sacred Deer was going to be like (Spoiler: it was GARBAGE), laugh about Italy not getting into the World Cup, reminisce about old-school shoplifting, and do a quick ad for Heenzo's Cough Diamonds.