Tribulations Of Not Mr. White Podcast Show

Another Not Mr. White Show.

What’s it like to have a successful Valentine’s Day? Don’t ask Not Mr White because he has never had one. On this episode of Tribulations of Not Mr White we welcome a new Music Director and share sordid tales of relationships gone awry from comedians Mack Biester, Josue Figueroa, Niki Martinis, and Hawk Innes. Topics include anal sex, domestic violence, and rank beaver. If you only hear one episode this season….wait, that’s ridiculous. Surely you will listen to more than one episode. Nonetheless, this is a good one.

In another show that he will never tell his mother about, Not Mr White welcomes long-awaited guest and anal artist, Cate Imperio. The dynamic duo discuss sex, drugs, and cock n holes. Without giving too much away, the 100th episode of the Gonzo Podcast Network is one for the ages. Drop whatever you're doing and strap on for the ride

In an unexpected turn of events, Not Mr. White welcomes his first female guest!! Model, actress, and one half of The Unlicensed Professionals, Samantha Fairley brings a heat the show has not yet seen. Much more than a pair of large breasts, this beauty with a brain and Bachelor’s Degree in Zoology talks politics, film and conceiving a child with Not Mr. White. BTW, they still don’t have a name and are waiting to meet him/her. At press time the name is Mili, a play off of the Spanish word for 1,000. We’ll see what happens.In keeping with the show ethos of treating everyone equal, both are sprayed down with cold baby oil until left with hard nips blasting though transparent, slippery tank tops. Also, some turd is kicked off the show for good.

Tribulations of Not Mr White celebrates it’s first Dr. Martin Luther King Day by having our first African American guest, Santa Barbarian Charles Myles. Not Mr. White also welcomes a test cohost from another coast, King Kunowsky aka Krabdaddy. The fellas engage in locker room talk ranging from interracial dating to rank beaver while peppering in stories of racist grandparents. Everything is going fine until Not Mr. White’s twin sister decides to call in and get hit on by Krabdaddy. Did he score a date? You’ll have to listen to find out. All in all it was a celebration of friendship, diversity, and acceptance. We like to believe activist/hero/dreamer Dr. King would have enjoyed the show and called in to also hit on Not Mr. White’s sister.

It’s Not Mr White’s first show back since the Califorinia wildfires ravaged his city. With a new year and the promise of a brighter future, he welcomes Chicago-based comedian and writer Mack Biester, the youngest and best looking guest so far.The boys discuss everything they know about pixies, periods, and shame including a story from Mack’s youth where he learns what vagina smells like from his gynecologist mother.

The holidays have never been a happy time for Not Mr White. This episode finds us in the midst of the 3rd largest fire in California’s history (on track to becoming the 1st) and paying respects to fallen firefighter Cory Iverson. In comparison, fired-induced spotty internet and a late guest seem like small potatoes.   Not Mr White receives calls from a heckling, toothless redneck and a, now obese, former model from the town of Hamburg, Germany. Minutes after our guest arrives (65 min late) the connection seems to drop out. Coincidence or Karma? Listen and be the judge.

Despite his name, comedic mastermind and 9-year veteran of the nationwide circuit, Maximilian Robert Lockwood generously donates his time to teach our fledgling host a crash-course in quick wit, questionable geography and the pitfalls of lowbrow comedy. Unfortunately, our beloved, yet simple host has only the mental capacity and comedic ability to tell jokes about pee-pees and wee-wees. Will Not Mr White ever learn the ways of the master? Only time will tell. In the mean time you can thank Maximilian Robert Lockwood for altruistically lowering himself for a couple hours.

Self-deprecating, California based, stand-up comedian, filmmaker, and vegetarian, Casey Black introduces a colorful world of comedy. The first live episode of Tribulations of Not Mr White introduces the audience to two new segments: -Hater of the Week. A tier 1 prize will be given to the commenter that delivers the most clever, soul-crushing criticism of the show in the chat. -Tribulation of the Week. Not Mr White recounts the most harrowing hardship in the last week of his life.

Self-deprecating, California based, stand-up comedian, filmmaker, and vegetarian, Casey Black introduces a colorful world of comedy. The Tribulations of Not Mr. White shares tales from the road including a frightening experience with an obese stripper named Cinnamon and a follow up date with an ass eating ex-girlfriend. In a stark contrast to the wild, West Coast night life, Casey sits down for a fascinatingly intimate interview with his father up in Canada. His father shares the details of Casey’s conception and a heartfelt story of his birth. As an environmental expert, his father concluded the interview with a first hand account of the decline of the Canadian wilderness.