This Isn't Normal

Three perfect strangers are forced on a quest they never asked for; Danger, deception, and (D)assassination! The Bloodied Past is a side story that proves the mournful screams of our past, echo dangerously into our future. Can these noobies save the brightest hope of mankind? Or will they even want to?

Our shrewd team of negotiators is back as their adventure on Killer Mermaid Island draws to its conclusion. Will they save Argent? Or will his bones end up crunched by the fishes? It's the thrilling conclusion to High Tide! This is one ending you won't wanna miss.

3 brand new adventures are slapped by the hand of fate and forced to solve some of the most dangerous plagues ever cast upon mankind; property development! And it wouldn't be an April Fools episode without demons and living food people. Corn. People.

The group uncovers yet another mystery. Like digging through a sewer, the truth is pretty nasty. Time fro the Burger Boiz to become Burger MENZ. And the group finally, finally, finds Argent Sterling.

This week: The team harasses a probable endangered species and finds out some freaky information. What does it all mean? Where is this all going? Will you figure it out before Atticus, Phoebe, & Cornelius? Probably!

Time to DIVE into another adventure! With the help of boat-toating Annalisse, our burger babies are gonna scuba duba doo into the ocean. But... it's haunted. Haunted by what? Submarines? Argent Sterling? Or something more sinister?

Let's bowl baby! After our Holiday Hiatus we're back and we have one heck of a low-key B&E here for you. Mysteries, murder, and topiaries... Sterling has quite a few hidden secrets. Will the Burger Boyz find them? Or will they STRIKE OUT?

Thanks for bearing with us! We're back and figured you'd want to catch up with the plot featuring arguably the sleepiest Max in existence!

Hey all! This is an announcement regarding the future of the project over the next few months. We appreciate your patience during this time and I can't wait till I can take this bad boy down. Stay tuned.

Join a plethora of spooky kids as they journey into the Old Waite House. What aWAITEs them inside? Only the most wretched puns and insane circumstances. So, why don't you pull up a tree and join us, won't we? Catch the other half of this over at Kirchmore Keep, and listen to the thrilling conclusion.

Welcome to Sandcastle Island! With all the Burger Boys in place, it's time for the first attempt at a plan. Argent is on the island somewhere and it's up to them to find him! But with so many variables out here, the group isn't really sure who who they can or should trust. Something foul is rising from the sea and it's got its sight set on our guys.

It's time to get away from it all! Kinda... With the search for Argent taking a tropical turn, will the Burger Boyz be able to keep up their charade? Or will they sink, sank, sunk under the waves of pressure to save Henry? It's High Tide; hope you brought your scuba gear!

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled Jimmy James hour. After MURDERING our BELOVED HERO Cash Money Danger McStinky and the Demon Prince Anguis, it's time for the next part of operation Wreck Hell. The question is, who can he trust? And who's going to push him further down the rabbit hole?

Romance is in the air, as well as the scent of ghosts. Our trio changes their own personal paths of fate in a long, spooky day. Get ready for some laughs, some tears, and a cornspiracy that'll knock the kernels right outta you!

Load up on black iced coffee, it's time for the Red Velvet Cheesecake Emporium. Or something like that. With armfuls of caffeination and a desire to contribute to capitalism , the team is ready to SPEND. Atticus stares down a mysterious heirloom, Phoebe threatens a retail worker, and Cornelius just tries to find some cheesecake.

After today's super duper fun worm battle, the group has to plan their next move. How are they going to find Argent? What are they gonna do with Nancy? And what. The absolute heck. is going on with Jayse? J. Ayse? Jays??? All this and a boat-load of sass on the finale of All That Glitters!

The plan failed and the group is just about out of options! Henry is still trapped and Sterling is gone. But you know who's still here? Our brand new friend, the worm! Danger above and danger below, the team needs a new plan and FAST.

It's big boy meeting time! Stapling, filing, HR meetings, pay cuts, lay offs, and holiday bonus time! Our group ponders their career options and their 401K. but when the man is your boss, how much will this rebellious trio REALLY be able to stomach?

When all seems lost and the dark is creeping in, who but a familiar face will be there to step in and save the day! The group is going to have to get back together soon if they want to tackle the issues at hand; or risk being mauled by a giant worm.

Danger! With the party split, our idiots are going to have a time getting themselves together. Atticus and Tobert discover the fun of a pseudo escape room, Cornelius becomes an office manager, and Phoebe is a power-house. With everyone going down the drain all around them, can our group get it together long enough to pull this off?