This Isn't Normal

With their eyes set on retrieving the coveted Lemegeton, the team hears a proposal to get it into their hands. What are the stakes? And more importantly, what are the rules for what they'll be getting into? Atticus accessorizes. Phoebe packs a punch. Cornelius power naps.

Jimmy James finds himself in a battle against time itself, a massive waiting game. What could possibly occupy the mind of a man who only considers himself alive after his death? Refrigeration, obviously. Roger tries to find his son a new home. Charlie gets a job. Phoebe doesn't understand libraries (still). Danica tries to text.

Faced with a never before seen horror, the gang has to face one of their most diabolical foes yet. It's going to take all the dollar store holy water, and b-words to stop this threat. Atticus forgets a plan. Cornelius gets mad. Phoebe gets a pet. Johnathan the teacup chihuahua gets a phone plan.

The gang heads back for what feels like a final spin on the Wheel of Ted. What will their final business look like? What's going to come next? How many questions can possibly be added to pad out an episode description? Cornelius finds a cure. Atticus helps a friend. Phoebe invests in doxxing.

The gang continues to adjust to the new normal. Based on the name of the show, it is surely to not go well. Atticus brings Anderson to a copyright free New England theme park. Phoebe gets some bad advice.

It's a time of great unease in the land. After a dramatic escalation, the gang seeks a few moments of relaxation to tie up any loose ends. Cornelius takes some notes. Atticus does a charity. Phoebe remembers more.

This Isn't Normal! gets political! Oh no! The gang heads to Sinsabaugh Town Hall to witness their plans come together. The question is, who else has plans for the event? Atticus heckles the government. Phoebe makes a friend. Cornelius reaps what he sows. Jimmy James ignores something obvious. The Mollusk reveals his new initiative.

After a horrible kidnapping, the gang decides to finally investigate the vampire menace. What will they learn about the terrible threat, and will they be able to stop it? Atticus suffers again. Cornelius makes a confession. Phoebe does distracted driving.

The gang uses all their incredible insight and powers of deduction to piece the Cultspiracy together. I'm talking about Mason and Mango of course. The main crew could not care less. Atticus visits the mayor. Cornelius cashes in a favor. Phoebe visits America's favorite dive bar / play place: Chunks & Cheeses

What happens when the leader of a cult barges into your hospital room to bargain? You gather round for story time, of course! Atticus recovers. Phoebe commits a crime(?). Cornelius spends some time in the local libary.

Oh actual Hell, it's time for a good ol' fashioned fist fight everyone! Or gun fight? Knife fight? Vampire fight? Fight fight. With one member of the team down already, just how will our trio get out of this one? Phoebe tries to make amends. Cornelius tries on a new bracelet. Atticus has a bad time.

Vampires? What vampires. The gang, having successfully infiltrated the church of Cash Money Danger McStinky, takes a well deserved vacation to Beach Land, Land of Beaches. Atticus gets some information on Anderson. Cornelius finds some competition. Phoebe uncovers more of her past. Bloinko is allergic to fun.              

It's time to get a little McStinky as our trio (finally) successfully infiltrates the Church of Cash Money. Phoebe meets some fans, Atticus makes some questionable decisions, Cornelius gets some dirt, and Nancy absolutely loses her cool.

Baby we're back and cultier than ever. A mysterious scream in the night rings out and our trio is quick to jump into action. Cornelius shoots a schlorpy noise, Atticus destroys a marriage, and Phoebe... Brings a blacklight. What does any of this have to do with a cult you may ask? Well, this is no normal Cultspiracy.

Hmmm... Are we forgetting something? Or someone? 10 feet tall and blonde perhaps? It's time to find out just what became of the Lady Fate, and to heckle Ted of course.

Worlds collide as Jimmy James faces an uncomfortable truth - their presence is known. The Hell crew reckons with the present, and receives a highly mysterious invitation. What does Jimmy James' Fate have in store? Probably uncomfortable conversations with bartenders, for one.

A demon walks into a tavern. A flapper, a two-time cult leader, a records keeper, and a man who tried to wrestle with Time itself walk into a motel. What's the punchline again? Jimmy James struggles to understand his new reality, and the new players that have taken up residence in town. Will he find what he's looking for? Or does Fate have other plans?

After literal years of heart-breaking shenanigans and sorrow, the gang decides to take a much needed staycation. And what better way to celebrate breaking free of a sandy prison, than with a beach trip! What shenanigans will occur? What rules will be broken? How much does a pack of cream cheese cost?

Exhausted, dirty, and deeply craving some R&R, the gang instead find their way through a tricky series of problems that have popped up. There may not be a fairytale ending in sight, but it's about the journey, not the destination, right? Atticus figures out the truth about Anderson. Cornelius goes to court. Phoebe consoles some friends.

The trio is on the brink of escape with only one thing standing in their way: the traitor. Will they be able to stop them or are our heroes doomed to sandy Hell for eternity? And if they succeed... What exactly awaits them on the other side? 3 years have passed my friends. It's time to come home.