This Isn't Normal

It's the search for Shramp. William, lost and alone. Possibly a villain...? We just don't know. But with a little reluctant help from Sabrina, our heroes won't be stumbling in the dark for long.

Lies and scams; we're back at it. Lacrimosa has pointed our heroes in a pretty nondescript direction, but fear not; our trio is almost always at a loss. Status Quote is just beginning, but with this much left to the unknown, will anyone find their way out?

With epic quest in hand, it seems our heroes couldn't really care less. But mysteries don't solve themselves guys. It's a hunt for the truth, meaning, and alcohol. Happy Halloween.

WoOoOo it's a spooky Halloween adventure! Meet our latest....individuals. Chevy, Chaffy, and Father Bort; truly heroes deserving of such a tale as this. With the lives of so many resting in their capable hands, they perform EXACTLY as one might expect. In this two-part chilling special, be sure to tune in as two old men and a definite human woman attempt to save the lives of one unsuspecting town.

This is just an update to let everyone know what's going on with the podcast right now, things will return back to normal soon WE PROMISE.

In this...adventure, local horror author B. R. Ead and murder-for-hire Curb, attempt to prove Ead’s innocence after a very unfortunate series of murders.

We're home! Back from the latest nightmare-inducing horror show, walking right into another one? Harvey makes a deal, Dandy finds a scoop, And Earnest learns he's the fairest of them all. Kind of. Plus, Stolas!

With the train coming to rest in its metaphorical station, our heroes are short on time and ideas. Looks like it's jump in head first, cave edition. A familiar face returns and someone makes a dangerous choice!

Harvey takes out his frustrations while Dandy tries to take charge. Something goes terribly wrong with Arthur; is anyone going to try and stop it? Probably not.

The news is out; Arthur is hecked and the Trainyard right along with him. With some Grade A teamwork, our heroes choose to pass this along to the Sheriff. Or...wait. Do they? Is that deception in the air?

It's the moment of truth; Arthur. Everything has been leading to this moment and it might be time to put on our Green Big Boy Shoes, because something seems a little.. off about our mysterious host. There's no silver lining on this storm cloud.

It's time to get the band back together and spill the big secret; Dandy's new best demon-spider-moth friend isn't really dead. But this friendship train adventure isn't over yet, because our morally gray heroes have yet to encounter the ever mysterious Arthur. Things are starting to get really tense, I hope someone doesn't snap.

The plan is underway and ready to go! Meg and Harvey familiarize themselves with the Tainyard's power system while Dandy and Earnest gather some very enlightening information. All and all, the plan goes EXACTLY as one might expect.

The team got nabbed! Not that that matters, because it's time for a good ol' fashioned sneak-venture. Alpha and Beta are a go.

Things are starting to heat up in this winter-wonderland, if you catch my drift (snow drift that is). With charming Meg in tow,it's time to test our people skills as the group begins to explore the Trainyard. Have they found an exception? Or just been locked into a cage of perilous deception? 

After the appropriate level of shenanigans, our group has finally arrived in the Trainyard. With mysterious Meg in tow, it's time for the party to get down to investigative business, regardless of coco bribes. Everything's in motion, all that's left is to see where the pieces land.

Choo-Choo

Deep in the mountains, where the snow never ceases, the Train Yard waits, assembling the pieces. Pieces of war and pieces of strife; doom befalls those cursed in life. Greed and deceit, dangerous when allied; even more so are those patient enough to bide. Time and again the yard begins the end, so all aboard, for you've been invited to attend.

It's the day of the big move and big secrets. With a brand new hole to dive into, things are only getting weirder. All aboard, because the train is about to leave the station.

With heavy change in the air, it's time to rethink just about everything. Where to go? What to do? The loss of Jimmy James is heavy on the hearts of our heroes, but life, and demons, wait for no one. Like it or not, action is afoot.