Quickies With Kyle

He gives, and He gives.

Who's even keeping track, anyway?

It's nice to get noticed.

Are you telling me that "Tommy Boy" was not scientifically accurate?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, oh wait, they didn't...

When your kid is hurt, you have to prioritize.

Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.

Not everyone does it, and no one should do it.

It is like reverse psychology, but with fate.

No one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.

The "pumpkining" has gone too far!

Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAAWKPMGWSAWSTJTFL.

Yes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.

I don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".

What am I doing with five dozen donuts?

Your dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?

I don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.

If you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.

I want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a podcast, NOTHING ELSE.

I don't always make good decisions.