Hello From The Magic Tavern

Earth. Stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChip von Pierre: Jeff MurdochBippy von Pierre: Jo ScottOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanEpisode Art: Tyler SchmidtYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy CareyBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain how it works.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetamore:Bill ArnettSpants: Meridith StepienGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBridge Troll: Padraic ConnellyGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungUteriah: Nicky MargolisBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Scholar: Craig CackowskiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanSpecial Episode Art:Winnie SongRecorded Live at: XOXO Festival 2015You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEternia: Becca BarishBurger King Employee: Max TemkinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpecial Guest: Brooke BreitGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienPuddle: Brian HoldenReverend: Jakob SchaefferSpindella: Jamie BurnsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTechnical Difficulties Witch:Shama JacoverProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditors: Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverLive Audio Engineer: Mark SwiderskiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanRecorded Live at: iO Chicago as part of A Jangleheart Circus.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Pr

I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHungho: Brett LyonsOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hosts are traveling THROUGH TIME to give you an important message FROM THE FUTURE…about Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraw: Joseph WalkerFlappy: Brian HoldenOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He's my guest this week.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie McCrackinBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanSpecial Episode Art: Dave InnisYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSoul Walker: Ross BryantOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanEpisode Art: Ross BryantAdditional Sound Effects from Mike Koenig via soundbible.comYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's here!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSarah: Sarah MaherSpants: Meridith StepienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Evan JacoverTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTom the Traveler: Steve WaltienBurger King Employee: Max TemkinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandSpecial Episode Art: Jillian SamowitzMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSouza Gurnick: Katie RichBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMerlinda Flimpery: Irene MarquetteOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanEpisode Art: Sadieh RifaiYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim RyderOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.