College Stories

Andrew Collin’s got his favorite shirt, Binaka, and 4 condoms…he’s ready to party. Which is good, because in this episode, he gets stabbed in the f*cking chest during a visit to Tulane. It’s probably the most incredible story we’ve had on College Stories yet. Please, for the love of God, listen to this insanity. Inspired...

This episode is a compilation of the best deleted scenes from all our episodes in 2014! All the best clips that didn’t make the episodes on the first try. It’s fun! Listen!

It’s all McCaffreys, all the time on this Christmas episode! Kevin’s youngest brother & current med student “Owen” makes his 1st appearance, clears up rumors about his ACT scores, talks long distance relationships & one crazy loss-of-virginity story. Middle brother Joe McCaffrey makes his second appearance, and wife/co-host/sister-in-law Jaimie McCaffrey is there too. We find...

We’re talkin’ about practice! Specifically, about getting out of Notre Dame football practice, with former d-lineman Brandon Newman. Ever had a doctor talk to Regis on the phone while he’s checking out your butt-related medical issues? He has! Brandon played at Kevin’s childhood dream school, and still gets recognized from his playing days at his...

“Weezer Stole My Girlfriend!” – Josiah Madigan, Harvard Freshman, 1997. What happens when an actual rockstar (Rivers Cuomo) steals your girlfriend? If you’re Josiah, you start a one-man Weezer boycott, post-Pinkerton, knocking the band down from a level they would never regain. Elizabeth’s breakup involves a full weekend in Vegas, and making her ex-boyfriend hang out...

We’ve never had more fun talking about terrible, terrible times. Andrew went to, and hated, two highly esteemed colleges: one in Montreal, one in Cincinnati. He talks about finally letting loose his summer before college, getting in huge trouble for drinking, and then, a week later, getting arrested for drinking. Was one of those drunken...

Adam Newman joins us to reveal one of the greatest mysteries of life: what the F is up with a white guy with dreadlocks? He talks touring with his college metal band, and the NYPD interrupting his show at UCB, leading to a viral video.* He also talks about the University of Georgia, his “All Hot...

Author & comedian Dan Wilbur attended the almost absurdly liberal Bard College, and while there, had a ton of free time. He spent that time achieving excellence in pranking…sometimes, while naked. Other pranks include: surveillance cameras, a dancing dildo, Pokemon radio call-ins, moving beds into the woods, and the saddest Spring Break ever. You can...

One of our greatest stories of all time: Halloween. 4 of the 5 co-hosts make out, one gets his skull fractured, and people chant “Rodney King.” All on Halloween at Ball State. And Kevin’s cousin Kristen tells us about her own Halloween injury incurred as a jogging, drunken greenbean. If you listen to any episode,...

Adam Mamawala – one of the top college comedians in the country (he won an award!) – joins us to talk about his best and worst college shows, and an epic prank war that may or may not be over, six years after it began. This episode is brought to you by Valley Girls and...

Sarah Hughes, Fashion Designer/Chairwoman of the Bear Squad is our guest on a College Stories episode recorded in Portland, Oregon! At Wash U in St. Louis, Sarah was in charge of school spirit, and had a freshman year roommate who collected some seriously insane things to put in her drawers, and who listened to Jewel...

Brendan Fitzgibbons (comedian) made his entire college decision based on what college town was letting 18 year olds into bars, and it worked out! He ended up surviving a tornado and getting a sobriety coin…without getting sober. All in Iowa City, a town with bars that consider Jack Daniels “top shelf.” Also, he introduces us...

Dave Miller (college football analyst) lets College Stories invade his downtown Chicago home in this episode. Dave talks about his college internship with the Chicago Blackhawks, an insane, drunken party with NHL players, and his very first time getting drunk as a college senior. Dave and Kevin also stroll down memory lane to recall their...

In the first ever College Stories recorded on the road, Joe McCaffrey, the 2nd of 3 McCaffrey bros, talks about his time at Ball State. He and Kevin talk “haters,” and how Joe basically talked a girl out of doing him. They talk about their time hosting a college show called BSU Late Night at...

Tommy Cody…from parts unknown! The reason he keeps the identity of his college a mystery is because he pulled off one of the most clever “cheats” of all time. It’s like Ocean’s 11, but with one guy. So just like “an” Ocean. Shane talks about creating the tiniest, most inconvenient cheat sheet of all time,...

Brian Greene (Producer, MTV & BET) talks about getting food poisoned & the blatant idiocy of student health centers (even in the Ivy League), and having one of the most famous women in the world ask for his firing at TRL. Hear why you could literally call this “our shittiest episode yet!” Brian & Kevin reminisce on...