Stinker Madness - The Bad Movie Podcast

Brought to you by Scripts R' Us - the only spot to get a movie script when you have absolutely no writing talent. This episode, we prepare for what has been heralded as the most awesome thing ever, the Godfrey Ho YouTube sensation that is Undefeatable. From what we know there is lots of bad kung fu, some ridiculous stunts, an epic mullet, and the "best fight scene of all time", according to many movie reviewers. We have high hopes that this will be a new entry in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame. Netflix Do's and Don'ts Oculus Reindeer Games Spitfire Stranded Special ID

The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014? The Categories are: Best Bad Picture Best Bad Actor Best Bad Actress Worst Bad Picture MST3K Most Riffable Award The leaders in nominations: Noah - 6 nominations A Winter's Tale - 5 nominations Sabotage - 5 nominations Left Behind - 5 nominations Godzilla - 4 nominations Expendables 3 - 3 nominations Vampire Academy - 3 nominations Pompeii - 3 nominations Hercules - 3 nominations Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations 3 Days to Kill - 2 nominations Drive Hard - 2 nominations Rage - 2 nominations See the Full List of Nominations

Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt remind us why the 80's should stay dead in this zaniest, craziest, wildest, freshest, bubblegum romp. Sarah Jessica Parker plays Laney, a girl who just wants to dance, and Helen Hunt plays Lynne who just wants to put weird stuff in her hair (lobsters, grasshoppers, dinosaurs, etc...). But the pair are thwarted by the reality of life and the harshness of societal norms (like jobs and school). The movie is the 80's in a can of pepper spray applied directly to the head. Everything is pink. Everything. Fine. Everyone has atrocious fashion sense. Fine. The music is awful princess pop. Fine. If you can get past those things there's still more non-decade specific problems that this movie suffers from (and rewards with). Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun. We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Curse of the Dragon Slayer Dragonfyre Dawn of the Dragon Slayer The Crown and the Dragon: The Paladin Cycle The 2014 SMABFA Award Nominations! Best Bad Picture Best Bad Actor Best Bad Actress Worst Bad Picture MST3K Achievement for Riffability

Stallone makes his 4th appearance on our show as he teams up with Golan and Globus (who make their third appearance) for the "one tough cop" showcase that is Cobra. Marion Cobretti has to protect a key witness that can identify the Nightslasher, who isn't just a raving murderer as his name would suggest; he's also the head of a criminal organization that wants to take over the world. How about that? We all quite like Cobra and would give it a recommendation. If you enjoy any type of action films with badassery in it, this is a must do for you. Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

Presented by Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, because one Cobra isn't enough. Its time for us to give ol' Sly Stallone another go (for the fourth time) as he teams up with Golan and Globus for Cobra. One tough cop must teach some bad guys a lesson...or something. Streaming Do's and Don'ts Overkill The Burbs Killing Season Legendary Jackie's Rant Hollywood Trickery or going to a movie and you are lied to about it.

Prepare to have your childhood dreams shattered! There's a reason the Star Wars Holiday Special has been buried and left to bootlegs as the only avenue to its viewing. It's terrible. Birdemic is a better film. We kid you not. The entire "concept" (I can't call it a story) is that Life Day is being celebrated on Kashyyk, the Wookie homeworld and Chewbacca is trying to get back to his family to spend the day with them. But that pesky Empire won't go away (even though their Death Star just go sploded) and tries to prevent the Millennium Falcon from reaching Kashyyk (or Kashook, depending on who is talking). Meanwhile at Chewbacca's house, the Empire has decreed to raid all homes and look for evidence of Rebel Alliance affiliations. When put that way it sounds like it might be ok right? Wrong. Watch at your own risk! Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Ba

Watch the Original CBS Bumper and Intro! Brought to you by the Star Wars Prequels Awesome Editions - the way we would have made them (hint = more Splosions!) Justin's Christmas wish is about to come true as we all prepare to view a film so notorious even the filmmakers tried to block everyone from every viewing it. With every single major cast member from Star Wars Episode IV plus singing and dancing (is that Bea Arthur and Heady Lamar? (That's HEADLY!)) this has got to be the greatest moment of our 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vid crawl. 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies! Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2 The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

Two Earth children get swept away to the magical Christmas planet of Eternia, where no one knows what they are talking about, get kidnapped, get kidnapped by someone else, get imprisoned, get kidnapped again by someone else, crash land in a space ship, almost freeze to death, almost get eaten by a snow beast, and get sucked up by a tractor beam for kidnapping purposes. Along the way they teach the entire Eternia gang (including Skeletor) about Christmas. Skeletor learns that it's ok to be nice to people one day a year and we learn that robots that transform into other things are inherently evil and that we shouldn't buy them. Thankfully this movie is only 44 minutes long.... Individual Ratings: Over the top action:Cheesy effects: (For bad animation)Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners: Overall Ratings: Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality: 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue yo

Week 2 of the #15BadXmasMovies pod/vidcrawl gets going as we pull our sword out, get "The Power" and attempt to enjoy the holidays with He-Man and She-Ra. Remember them from Episode 1?! Well they are back and Skeletor has an itchin' for some sweet Christmas loot...in the form of two Earth children who get teleported to Eternia. Hiyo Silver! I mean, I HAVE THE POWER! Also be sure to check out our 2014 Holiday Buying Guide for Bad Movie Lovers. 11 Great Xmas ideas for the movie lover in your family. 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies! Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 12nd – Santa with Muscles Dark Corners - Releasing December 16th – Don't Open til Christmas If We Made It - Releasing December 10th – Silent Night Deadly Night 2 The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 12th – Black Christmas (2006)

We kick off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vidcrawl with the non-Culkin theatrical Home Alone. This time its not even a Christmas movie (or is it?). A kid kinda gets left at Home Alone (he's got the chicken pox) and unintentionally inherits a chip that can render missiles invisible to radar. Four super espionage thugs seek to get the chip back and "hilarity" ensues when Alex Pruitt (the kid) sets them on a path to pain via Rube-Goldberg devices. So this movie strangely takes place beginning on Jan 8th and best as we can determine ends on Jan 14th. Yet everyone in this movie still has Christmas decor everywhere and is mentioned frequently. Why can't this have taken place during Christmas?!? We couldn't figure that out. But as is tradition in these movies, the protagonist is a precocious little scamp who is smarter than any adult and loves to inflict pain on bad guys. He also is a murderous little butthole because all 4 of the bad guys would have died at the hands of his death traps (in reality). Instead t

We start off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies with the last of the theatrical Home Alones. Jackie gives us her rant about movie births and why they suck. Streaming Dos and Don'ts Snowpiercer DeepStar Six Hard Rain Lawless Follow the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com Releasing December 5th – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Dark Corners - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EF2D18AD0AB7504 Releasing December 9nd – Elves If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com Releasing December 3rd – Ernest Saves Christmas The JT Movie Podcast - jtmoviepodcast.wordpress.com Releasing December 5th – Jack Frost

Nic Cage delivers one of the finest bad performances of all time in a movie whose plot isn't even a thing (bee crops?) all for the sake of the dumbest evil plan of all time. The Wicker Man serves as a shining example of why we do what we do, to find these movies that are so over the top awesome that you can't help but love them despite how terrible they are. Nic Cage plays a California highway patrol man/super detective who gets imformed that his ex-fiancee's daughter is missing and that he must come to the island of Summersisle in Washington to find her. Little does he know that this island has many many mysteries. He ends up being the focal point in a plot to restore the islands unsuccessful honey crop (because they angered the bee gods or something) and so now the island needs a sacrifice to restore their ability to grow honey....uh what? There are so many epic moments of sheer stupidity and horrible dialogue with even worse delivery that this movie is a complete must see for every bad movie lover out t

We get set for Academy Award winning Nic Cage to make his second appearance on the show in the 2006 thriller "The Wicker Man". And this show is all about Mr. Ex Coppola with the commercial and improv featuring guest appearance from the Ghost Rider himself. It is also HIGHLY recommended to check out the 3 Minute Wicker Man video if you haven't seen this movie or don't have access to the whole film. Three Minute Wicker Man Streaming Do's and Don'ts: The Explorers Endangered Species 3 Days to Kill Dead Heat Jackie's Rant: Actors/Actresses who went away and came back but should have stayed gone.

This movie is like a slow painful death from baby-piranha bites. Mike Myers puts his career in a noose, takes its pants off and then kicks out the chair. Rubbish. Pure rubbish with no enjoyment value at all. Its so bad and unviewable that you would be better suited spending your time taking a tack hammer to your temples. Avoid this film at all costs. Even the appearances by every human ever in this film can't save it. I hate it! $*#& *#@$! AAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!

Mike Myers commits career suicide and we want to see it happen as we prepare for The Love Guru. We review the Netflix streaming movies of: V/H/S 2 Shivers The Horror Show (or House 3) Left Behind: World at War Plus Jackie reveals her new segment called "The Rant". This week she complains about stupid 3D movies. This episode brought to you by Scatman Coruther's We're Going to Scatmando Guide to Dating for People Who Like to Poo on Each Other.

Imagine yourself in a world where everything that was on the left is now on the right and vice versa. What would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?! Don't we have this now and its called England?

Sam takes us to space again as we get ready for the model work masterpiece from the Andersons. In honor of our 50th episode we recap our favorite movies that we've done episodes for (Beastmaster gets a vote from all three of us). Plus Streaming Dos and Don'ts, movie trivia and in depth info about the movie forthcoming. Get some.

We get in the Cage and the Rapture when we visit the local $1 theater to see the remake of a classic stinker. Can it be worse than Kirk Cameron's Left Behind? Can it possibly be worse than Noah? Can it be the worst movie of all time? The answers lie within...

LOTR director Peter Jackson directs and stars (with 2 roles) in Bad Taste, a film so amazing it took 4 years to make and was banned in Australia. This movie tells the tale of the Protectors of Earth as they take on the evil Lord Crumb and his evil fast food employee horde. Can Derek defeat Crumb or is the yummy goodness of human meat just too much to ignore? Will Crumb's Country Delights take over in market share? Will the board of directors see increased profits? How does Barry keep such an excellent beard for 4 years? Your questions are answered, when Mark guests with Jackie and Justin. Plus, seriously...is Sam dead?