Roundball Rock

Dave, Sean, and Joey return to break down the playoffs like it's a Kawhi Leonard ankle ligament. We talk about dirty players, Steph's Hamilton hat, Tony Awards, Kobe meeting George R.R. Martin, and Coach Pop reignites the Woke Off! Plus we explore the next trolling fashion trends beyond Funeral Games, predict Game 7 of Wizards-Celtics, and the Warriors battle another famous destroyer of ankles, Kathy Bates from "Misery." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Spurs superfan/hilarious comedian and host of @TheEveryReport joins us to talk James Harden, Spurs-Warriors, and more. Plus you get to hear Sean and Joey poorly explain who Lil' B is! Don't curse us Based God! Plus, Joey calls a listener a coward and IMMEDIATELY regrets it! (please forgive me listener!) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a Full Squad Pod as Dave, Sean, and Joey break down the second round of the playoffs, along with Lonzo Ball's new shoes, Kristaps Porzingis' Twitter, Mike Brown's ties, brawling Kellys, the We Also Believe Rockets, and the possibly-racist Utah mascot, Jazz Bear. Plus Stallone fights a beehive, the Rockets are a deck of Magic cards, Joe Lacob commits a HIPAA violation, and the Warriors face one of their most formidable opponents yet - the Guardians of the Galaxy.Sponsored by Pop Clips, the hair salon by Gregg Popovich. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean and Joey welcome comedian Erin Foley to talk about Larry Bird, the Knicks, Kevin Durant, and lead-blowing. Plus Sean & Joey break down the second round of the playoffs, the Bulls are run it back, and LeBron needs other activities besides beer drinking to keep him engaged. Sponsored by Victor Oladipo's Vaccums. Closing music by Iman Shumpert. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave is back on the pod, and Sean and Joey are back from the BIG3 draft in Las Vegas! We break down all the teams from Ice Cube's 3-on-3 league, and Joey asks players a very important question about triple-doubles. There's playoff previews, including misguided confidence in the Toronto Raptors and LaMarcus Aldridge. Dave throws out a reverse jinx, Joey makes a sound collage, Sean remembers the Jay-Z/Souljah Boy proxy war, and the Warriors play a squad of BIG3 All-Stars.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Writer-director Daniel Ralston joins Joey and Sean for an episode that puts the ROCK in Roundball Rock. We talk about Daniel's Sixers fandom, the poetry of William Joel, overrated players, Orlando's child GM, infuriating playoff commercials, the glory of Allen iverson, the un-clutchness of Paul George, new Twin Towers, and the hardboiled newsroom that is the Players Tribune. Plus a thrilling new game called "Rock And Roll Five-On-Five," a dream date with Joel Embiid, and the Warriors take on one of their toughest opponents yet: The Polyphonic Spree. Sponsored by NBATickets.gov. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave joins us from Portland to recap the weekend of NBA playoffs. We talk pre-game outfits, the parallels between Joseph Smith and Joe Johnson, Blake Griffin's injury and improv career, Draymond's trash talk, Fred Hoiberg's trash coaching, and Kobe's bizarre speech at the Tribeca Film Festival. Plus the Warriors battle a very special Portland Trail Blazers All-Star team and a brand-new playoffs drop. Sponsored by Hoi Burgers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Julien Rodriguez (@Juicemanji) joins the show for a trade deadline spectacular! We analyze all the deals and the Lakers front office shakeup, play Monopoly with Danny Ainge, and roast Vlade Divac like he's a Serbian pepper sauce. Dave bets big on Toronto, Sean investigates other NBA conspiracies, and Joey pitches a crazy Adam Silver time-travel Woke-Off scenario. Also the Warriors play the 2017 Brooklyn Nets pick and we find a new job for Charles Oakley: Collecting on loan debts as The Collecting Tree.(Closing music: Frankie Muniz's Twitter, read by a robot) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Comedian Billy Wayne Davis (@BillyWayneDavis) joins Sean and Joey for a football-heavy episode of Roundball Rock. We talk about the playoffs, concussions, the shadiness of college basketball coaches, and Billy Wayne delivers a passionate defense of both college football and Rudy's father. Featuring hot takes like "The TNT Bulls are like the Harlem Globetrotters," "James Dolan is the owner from Major League," and "Phil Jackson is like a terrible LA landlord," and a handy story about Bill Russell. Plus Death Row Records, Native American hypnotists, the Reggie Miller plane banner, Rumpelstiltskin, new civic slogans for Memphis, and "the Bo Jackson of arson." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave, Sean & Joey preview the Eastern Conference Playoffs, and Joey delivers some of the scorchingest takes in Roundball history, including a prescient "Bulls in six" prediction. We debate the postseason awards and invent some of our own, including Joel Embiid as both the Comeback and Goneaway Player of the Year. We also review our terrible over/under picks, struggle with Zipsermania, and learn that Plumlees = Poison, while the Warriors face their archenemy: the TNT broadcast team. Shouts to the Turner family!Sponsored by Malcolm Brogden's Frog Den. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey are joined by comedian Chris Garcia (@_chrisgarcia) to talk about one-day contracts, Pearl Jam's induction into the Shorts Hall of Fame, Steph Curry's terrible new shoes, white slavery in 80's sitcoms, college jobs for classic Lakers, and how fucked up it is that Mexican-American superstar Tony Romo named his son Rivers. Also the Warriors face the Dominic Toretto gang and there's a new film about Cliff Paul finding his birth parents called "State Farm Lion."Sponsored by Tomo Romo's Hobo Dojo. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave is in Utah, Sean is in SF, and Joey is in LA, but the podcast must go on! We choose who teams should send to the lottery draw, talk unwritten NBA rules, speculate about Orlando's dry-erase board foibles, and make our MVP picks. Also the Basketball Hall of Fame screws up again, Lance Stephenson comes home to Club Rio, the Warriors battle Neil Gorsuch and the Senate, and we announce our slate of new shows on the Roundball Rocketeerist podcast network. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave, Sean & Joey are joined by Turner family cousin C.J. Toledano of Bleacher Report. C.J. talks about making videos for the Pistons, plays "Shitty Bull or Bullshit?" and we all visit Kobe Bryant's Musecage. We also assign draft prospects their worst possible home, endorse Sam Hinkie for the team president job in Sacramento, and everyone taps the brakes on the Devin Booker bandwagon. Also, the Warriors battle "True Romance," but really, this is all about Lil Mamba and the Musecage.Sponsored by Don Nelson's Boozecage. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a full-squad Skype pod as Dave, Sean & Joey discuss the resurgence in NBA fighting, James Harden's attempt to join The Hoopers, San Antonio women, the Tinderization of the NBA, and Jay Mohr's new relationship with Jeanie Buss. Plus we take a deep dive into the Dirkwurst, Matt Barnes battles future Matt Barnes, Kristaps Porzingis channels Jonathan Lipnicki, and we explain why "Juwanna Mann" led to Michael Jordan drafting Jared Jeffries.(Closing music: "Gangsta," by Troy "T-Hud" Hudson) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a special bonus Roundball as Sean goes solo to talk to SF comedian - and mascot expert - Ben Kolina (@BenKolina). Ben breaks down the remaining matchups and explains why the Miami Hurricanes are the most devastating possible mascot. We also talk InfoWars, industrialization, Roger Stone, and the awkwardness of Baylor University playing a team called the Gamecocks. Who's cutting down the nets this year? Not the working class! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's an episode for Big Ballers this week as Dave, Sean, and Joey talk about Lavar Ball's one-on-one battle with Michael Jordan, Larry Sanders' return to the NBA, the resting Warriors ruining birthday parties, and the toaster some weirdo sent Klay Thompson to sign. Plus Chandler Parsons has to recruit a new meniscus, Ricky Rubio is dominating, and Darko is a 360-pound farmer. Sponsored by George Karl's Junior. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Comedian, baller, and Tar Hell sueprfan Erin Lennox (@ErinDeweyLennox) joins the podcast for a March Madness special that's mostly making fun of Duke. There's listener calls, shining moments, the Phoenix Gorilla, one-on-one with Jason Kidd, the King in the North Hollywood, and the poetry of J.J. Redick. Plus the Warriors face a North Carolina All-Star team and we answer the question, "Who's the worst person in America - Richard Spencer, or Grayson Allen?" Sponsored by the Jerry Sloan Conference. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The greatest shooter in San Diego State history, Zach Harper, joins the boys as we discuss the Timberwolves, Sacramento landmarks, Festus Ezeli's cadaver knee, bust names, Cleveland's pyromania, and why voice texts are like dick pics. Plus Zach plays "Fictional Gunner/Actual Gunner" and the Warriors take on an All-Star team of guys with devastating knee injuries.(Closing music: "Ricky Rubio Rap" by T-Pups) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys react to the Kevin Durant injury and pick the worst injury replacement of all time. Bad hombre Matt Barnes and his hairstyles join the Warriors, Jimmer Fredette forms a Big Four in New Orleans, and we might be living in a computer simulation. The Golden State Warriors face La La Land in a lead-blowing competition, the NBA has its worst rookie class ever, and Tom Thibodeau will play you long time, and fake doctor Glenn Rivers has a parasite. Besides Austin. Sponsored by D-Will's Spray-On Hair.(Closing music: "Alec Baldwin's Voicemail" read by our robot.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s an All-Star Weekend special where Dave joins us from New Orleans! We talk about the Saturday night All-Star events, learn the truth about Dwyane Wade and sea bass, and debut "Roundball Playhouse," with a dramatic reading of Kyrie Irving flat-earth speech from Anna Seregina (@touchingcheeses). Plus an EMERGENCY ADDENDUM POD after the Boogie Cousins trade news breaks, Sean’s mom makes a guest appearance and we take a first look at the script for the Uncle Drew movie. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.