Roundball Rock

Joey & Sean are back to preview Round Two of the playoffs, debate Brad Stevens' sexual history, check in with Dirk Nowitzki's trainer, come to no agreement on Al Horford's handsomeness, return to Nellie's Poker Room, and speculate about Stephon Marbury's new Chinese bitcoin bum fighting league. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's another late-night playoff recap for Sean & Jory, where we eulogize and euthanize the T-Wolves and Heat, preview the Roundball Rock Infinity War, cast the Mark Wahlberg movie about the Celtics season, and check in on child-of-racists Keaton Jones. Sponsored by Antoine Walker: Texas Ranger. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey go through the alternately exciting and depressing first round, with fake fights, trash talk that's never backed up, Ricky Rubio's triumph, the Warriors' malaise, and Coach Thibs getting outscored by 30 in a single quarter. We don't think they should break up the Blazers; just break up Meyers Leonard's body for parts. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A stretched out-late-night podcast from Joey and Sean, talking first-round NBA playoff action. Who will sweep? What players are abject failures? Will Kelly Oubre attack Drake? Will Sean incur the wrath of #NurkNation? Will Joey's Jrue Holiday stock triple in value this spring? Where is Jason Kidd watching the playoffs? Predictions, character assassinations, and a reality show for Rajon Rondo & Kyrie Irving. After all, someone has to record a plus-sized NBA podcast on Thursday nights.Closing music: "Bust A Bucket," 1990 Portland Trailblazers See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave Schilling returns to talk to Joey & Sean about the first round of the playoffs. Can the Pacers knock off the Cavs? Does Dwyane Wade chug a pipe full of sea bass before playoff games, like Popeye? Should the first round be five games? Will Thibodeau grow a mustache to psych out Mike D'Antoni? All of these and more are answered, plus we take a look at the NHL playoffs and wlecome our new sponsor, the Taj Mahalo Casino! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Heroes of sarcastic basketball podcasting Corbin A. Smith, Joey Devine, John Wilmes, Keith Parish, and Sean Keane unite for a very special four-way playoff preview game show of your dreams and nightmares. Will the Portland Trail Blazers go all the way? Will Brad Stevens finally go all the way with a woman? What's wrong with Tristan Thompson? And are the Oklahoma City Thunder the weirdest playoff team in recent memory? All this and more on Take It Or Break It: Infinity War (A Fastball Rockfast production feat. Wilmes). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean take a look at the exciting Nuggets-Wolves play-in game, and the slightly less exciting Jazz-Blazers play-innish game. We get deep into Minnesota misery, Rookie of the Year pettiness, the most hilarious Thunder players to steal rebounds from Westbrook, and Luka Doncic's love of the Hard Rock Cafe. Sponsored by the mew movie, "Blakers." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean talk about the NBA 2K league draft, playoff seeding, the imploding Timberwolves, Kyrie's knee, Klay's brother, achievements in tanking, and what it's like to be a pod boy. Thanks to our friends at Bleed for the intro music! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey and Sean talk about Markelle Fultz's return, Steph Curry's injuries, the Kroenke family's ineptitude, Andrew Bogut's work for Slobodan Milosevic, Giannis Antetokounmpo's Stormy Daniels boost, Grayson Allen's future, the "fake news" of NBA weight fluctuations, Coach Pop's hatred of Trump, moving the Orlando Magic to Seattle, and M. Night Shyamalan's greatest twist ending yet.(Closing music: "We Dem Hornets," Desmond Mason) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Vivek Ranadive and his robots join the Woke Off, Mike Bibby Uncle Drews some young ballers, and shockingly, Joey & Sean express sympathy for the Boston Celtics. We discuss Dwight Howard's legacy and get to the bottom of who was really begging Kawhi Leonard to play at that closed-door Spurs team meeting. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Corbin A. Smith (@corbinasmith) of VICE Sports and the Take It Or Break It podcast returns to Roundball Rock to talk about Miles O'Brien's wife, his dream Blazers playoff opponent, which podcasts pair best with which drugs, and the biggest basketball question of the year: Which NBA coach has had the most sex? There's also Star Trek trivia, Metta World Peace & Tony Robbins, Elliott Smith's high school band, and Billy Crystal turns 70! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean return to talk about Steph Curry's 30th birthday party, the Spurs tanking their way to the 13th pick, the Get Money Blazers, how Joey's weirdly into Zach Collins now, Sean takes more cheap shots at Tanner Ainge, we name a new BIG3 commissioner, and we're sick of ESPN's statistical shenanigans. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean are back to talk about the Clippers' Bumble jersey patch, DeMar DeRozan's untouchability with NBA Twitter, NBA mental health issues, the Warriors' deadly menorahs, the imploding Nuggets, the return of Derrick Rose, and the future Oscar winners of the NBA. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey and Sean return to discuss new developments in the Woke Off, the wild Western Conference playoff race, Wesley Johnson's murder, the Thaddeus Young stats that put him in rarified company, Mark Cuban running away with the Broke Off, and what Obama REALLY said at the Sloan Conference, including his shocking opinions on podcasts. Also Sean and Joey deal with toddlers and Hollywood location scouts but soldier through bravely nonetheless. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey review the All-Star Weekend events, including Billy Crystal's standup, Mark Wahlberg's fitness to judge a dunk contest, James Harden's hangover, the thrilling Celebrity Game, and the glory of dunks. Also we make bold predictions for the end of the season, answer reader mail, and pitch a Dirty Jobs reboot starring Rasheed Wallace. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Peter Moses (@DangerMoses) from the Air Buds podcast joins us to talk about the Cleveland Cavaliers new squad, slumlord Dan Gilbert, and the Uncle Drew movie. We also preview the All-Star Weekend festivities, the lackluster Skills Challenge field, the World team's imminent Rising Stars blowout, and the most important event of the weekend, the All-Star Celebrity Game. Spoiler: Team Lakers is in serious trouble. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bryan Kalbrosky from Hoops Hype joins Sean & Joey for a discussion of wingspans, death pools, Liam Gallagher, DJ Bruno Caboclo's future in Sacramento, boxing gloves as motivating tools, buyouts, Paul Pierce, the real-life Jerry Maguire, and so much more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave returns to the podcast to break down the wild and wooly NBA trade deadline, as GM LeBron gets himself a new team, the Kings give up on their draft from 18 months ago, and a Miami legend returns home. Welcome back, Luke Babbitt! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

David Gborie (@thegissilent) joins Joey & Sean to discuss his new podcast, "Shinin' With Sam & Dave", plus Stephon Marbury's retirement, LeBron pretending to go to the Warriors, Derrick Rose's secret marriage, the Seattle Supersonics, Anthony Davis' kinks, and re-named NBA teams. Sponsored by Brook Lopez's Only A Few Tears Baby Shampoo. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey and Sean break down the blockbuster Blake Griffin deal, with help from our Clippers correspondent, Clipper Darrell. We'll talk winners, losers, and Austins, plus welcome a new sponsor: Doc Rivers' River Docks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.