Roundball Rock

Joey and Sean get in a fight, and now Joey is suspended for a game. Also, Carmelo is sick, Jack In The Box is the best place to be sad, neither of the boys are on speaking terms with Drew Hanlen, and Kobe has poisoned both of their minds.Closing Music: "B*tch" by Meredith Brooks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean and Joey answer reader questions about the Jimmy Butler trade, talk about JJ Redick's secret family again, get bummed out for Wolves fans, and do a very dumb bit with sound effects. ALSO, Brett and Randy return for another episode of the podcast within a podcast, Slamm'd Up with Brett Slamson and Randy LeDoux. It's definitely the longest emergency podcast anyone did this weekend, if that means anything to you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean and Joey discuss Parker Posey, Angry Kyrie, the imploding Cavs, Magic Johnson yelling, and hall of fame apologies.Closing Music: The 1987 LA Lakers- "Just Say No!" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey sit down to discuss coach firings, Halloween Costumes, and UGH, Derrick Rose, but mainly end up talking about which NBA reporters are which X-Men for some reason. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean talk Rick Pitino, Ty Lue, Brook Lopez's Halloween plans, and in case you missed it, Brent & Randy were on the Super Hoopers podcast!subscribe to the Super Hoopers: https://www.almightyballer.com/super-hoopers/Also if you can help, our friend and hilarious comic, Mikey Walz has cancer and needs a new leg: https://www.gofundme.com/mikeyslegCLOSING MUSIC: "Rick Pitino's Rant" by The Boston Basketball Band See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey talk four first round picks, Udonis Haslem's dog semen, a child at the Malice at the Palace, and Joey giggles while Sean rips a guy from The National Review.Closing Music: Small Ball (Daryl Morey's musical)- Sex With Giants See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys talk about fights, awards, and what the hell happened to Kevin Love's hair.Closing Music- Let's Go Raptors song (2013/2014) by Let's Go Raptors See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey complete their division previews even though Jimmy Butler hasn't been traded yet. Also the last Slamm'd Up for a bit so make sure to download it more than once!Closing Music: ZAVEN - Donovan Mitchell (feat. Lil Gav) (Official Utah Jazz Rap Song) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The Suns fired their GM! Reader questions! Plus, Brook and Robin Lopez review Venom!Closing Music: Marvin Bagley 3 "Thoughts In A Freestyle" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's an emergency podcast about the craziest NBA practice since Latrell Sprewell choked P.J. Carlesimo. Sean & Joey are joined by John Wilmes (@johnwilmeswords), and Allen Iverson, you're goddamn right we're talking about practice. It's all here: faked interviews, inappropriate workplace behavior, cuckolding, a disappointing Canadian fist bumping his bully, and Scott Layden's unofficial promotion to "Bitch In Chief." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tim Hardaway's handle can step aside, because when Sean and Joey team up with Take It Or Break It host Corbin A. Smith (@corbinasmith), that is truly the NBA's greatest crossover. It's just three bros chilling out, until it becomes an emotional referendum on Jusuf Nurkic's place in the NBA center hierarchy. Plus Sean talks about his relationship with Amazon's greatest police detective and subsequent development of Boscholm Syndrome. Also if you like Swedish breakfast foods in the greater Portland area, Corbin has got you covered.Closing music: A Portland Trail Blazers rap song from 1990 called "Rip City Rhapsody." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean & Joey continue their division previews with the Southwest! Plus another episode of the pod within a pod, "Slamm'd Up With Brett Slamson and Randy LeDoux"Closing Music: "Dirk Nowitzki Song" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwkKqkwd0n0 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A jam packed Pacific division preview episode! Plus a lot of riffing about Adam Silver, Supreme tattoos, and another episode of the podcast within a podcast: Slamm'd Up!Closing Music: "BITF" Lonzo Ball feat. LiAngelo Ball See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean preview the Central Division! Who will Coach Bud go to a concert with? Will Robin Lopez get along with the young Bulls if they're DC guys and he's a Hasbro man? Sean thinks the Cavs are going to be good! All that and the podcast within a podcast, Slamm'd Up returns with it's episode yet! Plus we talk about the Pistons and Pacers!Closing Music: Green And Growing (The Bucks Don't Stop Here) by The Green Music Machine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean and Joey get together to talk about Kawhi's creepy laugh, Jimmy Butler and the T-Wolves, an email from Drew in Minneapolis, and Media day.Closing Music: "Ricky Rubio" by Yung Teddy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean preview the Atlantic division! Does John McEnroe eat a**? Will the celtics fans RUIN or DESTROY Ben Simmons when he visits TD Garden? Will Bryan Colangelo's wife tweet this season? The Nets? Hellooo Nick Nurse! And then, another very troubling episode of Slam'd Up with Brett Slamson and Randy LeDoux!Closing Music: "I Should've Known" By JD & The Straight Shot See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the 2018 Southeast Division preview, where Sean & Joey preview the Joey Tribbiani of NBA division, make bold claims, and identify franchise ass-eaters. We also take a look at LeBron's outing himself as a bottom feeder, celebrate the glory of Hall Of Fame Nellie, talk bike injuries, Hassan Whiteside deals, the combustible Wizards, and Tony Parker's incredible marriage-wrecking abilities. Featuring a special preview episode of Slamm'd Up! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Keane-on-Keene action as Louis Keene (@thislouis_) guest stars with Temporary Temporary Host Sean Keane, along with John Wilmes (@johnwilmeswords), recording on location from Michigan. We talk about marriage proposals, the unreality of arena entertainment, ransom-style NBA buyouts, Jon Stewart's barber shop wisdom, Marquese Chriss goes east, ill-fated NBA power plays, the dehumanization of Luol Deng, and Wilmes wants to induct any players who were "big moods" into the Hall of Fame. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Joey & Sean say goodbye to Spurs great, bat assassin, and proudly balding man Manu Ginobili. We also go through the NBA's rookie survey, Joey shares his hatred for all Halls of Fame, a dork sold his basketball fandom, sassy brands have gone too far, and Steven Adams is a gross person with gross hair who deserved those groin kicks. Plus we ask a crucial question: Has Jon Stewart ever been inside a real barbershop? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean Woodley (@WoodleySean) from the Locked On Raptors podcast joins Joey and Sean for a very Canadian 150th episode of Roundball Rock. We answer reader questions that are almost entirely about Tim Horton's, visit the magical world of the Raptors all-time statistical leaders, fat-shame Myles Turner, explore Tom Chambers' Scottsdale fight club scene, and discuss the profound sadness of Andrea Bargnani's career. It's Gordon Lightfoot's favorite podcast of the year! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.