Martinis And The Macabre

"...Fifteen men of the whole ship's list  Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!  Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!  Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!  ...And there they lay, and the soggy skies  Dripped down in up-staring eyes  In murk sunset and foul sunrise  Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum..."                                            -Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest                                             (Originally named Derelict) And we're ALL about the rum. Be sure to listen until the end for another song from Phazer765! And please rate and review us on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you get out podcast! It is greatly appreciated and helps us to introduce our show to a wider audience. Visit our website for our full catalog of episodes or just to find out more about us at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com A

For this episode, let's go back in time to the 80's, when big hair and stonewashed jeans were in fashion, when Madonna and Michael Jackson topped the charts, when mass shootings in public places weren't a thing. But wait! Actually, they were a thing, and one of those "things" happened in a Pennsylvania mall in 1985 by a schizophrenic female shooter who liked to drink furniture polish. Don't remember it? Well, let Erica and Billy bring you up to speed! Be sure to listen to the end for another song from Phazer765! And please rate and review us on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you get our podcast! It is greatly appreciated and helps to introduce our show to a wider audience. Visit our website for our full catalog of episodes or just to find out more about us at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com . Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork and closing son

For this episode Erica and Billy discuss the mental health risks one could suffer if he/she were in a real-life Call of Duty game, the physical health risks associated with abusing antibiotics, how to scare the sh*t out of everyone at an airport, AAAANNNND...a massacre in a car...because that's how we roll. We like to party. You should know that by now. Listen for another new song at the conclusion from Phazer765! And if you could be so generous as to leave us a kind rating and review on iTunes (or wherever you get our show) we would greatly appreciate it!   Visit our website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork and closing song-(Abstract) It All Has Ended-by Phazer765. You can find him on SoundCloud and YouTube. Music and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https

What do murder, the mail, and the internet have in common? This episode, of course! Erica and Billy discuss another strange Canadian this week, but with half of the mystery and twice the corpse mutilation as our good buddy Blair. (See episode #1) They've even sprinkled in some clips of the murderer himself for good measure. And be sure to listen until the end for another song from Phazer765!   Visit our website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork and closing song-Inward-by Phazer765. You can find him on SoundCloud and YouTube. Other music and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/     murder, mystery, true crime, comedy, macabre, morbid, dark humor, humour, paranormal, disappearances   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com

In the first episode of the Kids Who Kill Series, Erica and Billy discuss two little a**holes and their murderous crimes against other children, sprinkled with intermittent explosive disorder, crime scene investigation approaches, and where the term "raining cats and dogs" actually came from. They figured you had always wanted to know that, right?    *The More You Know...." I would like to thank Justina Roberts for her kind review on Facebook Messenger and Anthony and Jennifer Walker from Facebook as well-you guys keep me laughing!-Erica   Please rate and review us on iTunes! Visit our website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @ Martinis and the Macabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Email questions, comments and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork and closing song-Zelotz-by Phazer 765. You can find him on Soundcloud and YouTube. Other music and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ ht

Because Erica and Billy had some audio file issues and couldn't release a full length episode this week, they wanted to make it up to you. In this special mini episode, Erica goes solo to tell you about the truly disturbing torture and murder of teenager Kelly Anne Bates. No humor here, just horror.    Visit our website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook @ Martinis and the Macabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Follow us on Instagram @ Martinis and the Macabre Email questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork by Phazer765-find him on YouTube and SoundCloud Music and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/     murder, mystery, true crime, comedy, macabre, morbid, dark humor, paranormal, humour, disappearances Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do you do when a man that is checked into a hotel under a false name is found in his room naked, beaten and stabbed, and dies with no form of identification in 1935? Well, of course any good police department puts the mutilated body on public display for all to see! Join Erica, Billy, and special co-host Sarah as they delve into the story of the mysterious man of Room 1046! Another new song by Phazer765-Audio Extraction-is included for your listening pleasure at the end of the episode, followed by the podcasting debut of our youngest son, "Nugget"! Please subscribe and rate and review us on iTunes! Visit our website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions  to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork and closing song by Phazer765-Find him on SoundCloud and YouTube All other songs and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.je

Third time's a charm? Here's Erica and Billy's third attempt to record an episode with guest co-host (and Billy's sister) Sarah. Everyone was a little too inebriated the first two times, but they got some results on this go 'round.  Too bad there were some audio issues, which is why this is coming to your earballs as a bonus episode! Learn how to become a werewolf, how to cure werewolfism, and how to tame various wereanimals by creating a werefriendly environment. Lycan hardly wait! *Note: Erica stated that Martinis and the Macabre was the podcast of the day on "Radio FM" in error-it is Player FM.   A new song by Phazer765-Calculator Core-is included for your listening pleasure at the end of the episode! Please subscribe and rate and review us on iTunes! Visit our website at MartinisandtheMacabre.com Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com   Artwork and clos

Believe it or not, Erica and Billy didn't make up this episode's title! It was once the name of a "non-profit" organization in Canada. But they basically threw big parties with prostitutes and bikers in a converted pig farm's slaughterhouse. Doesn't it sound...grand? But you know what goes hand in hand with a run down pig farm and a slaughterhouse? A serial killer. Here's one straight out of a horror movie! Listen until the end for a new song from Phazer765-Don't Know Don't Care!         We want to extend a huge thank you to Maggie Martinez this episode! Visit our website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Like and follow us on Facebook and Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to MartinisandtheMacabre@gmail.com Artwork and closing song by Phazer765-Find him on SoundCloud and YouTube All other songs and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/     murder,

It's Erica and Billy's first bonus holiday episode! Who really wants to hear about love on Valentine's Day when you can hear about gangsters killing other gangsters in the Prohibition Era in Chicago? Right? Happy Valentine's Day! Or just Happy Tuesday if you'd prefer...     Visit our website at  www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Follow us on Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to        martinisandthemacabre@gmail.com Visit www.GikiClothing.com for official Martinis and the Macabre merchandise!   Artwork by Phazer765-you can find him on YouTube Music and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/     murder, mystery, true crime, comedy, macabre, morbid, dark humor, paranormal, disappearances Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay, okay... Erica and Billy took some liberties with the title on this one, changing "Wong" to "Wone". But if you get the reference you can be their Super Best Friends in a totally-not-trying-to-be-racist way! Seriously though, how can 4 men be in a house and claim an intruder came in just to stab and murder one of them and leave without anyone noticing?! Listen to the evidence and you decide. And maybe laugh a little.   Visit our website @ www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like and follow us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Follow us on Instagram @Martinis and the Macabre E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to  martinisandthemacabre@gmail.com Artwork by Phazer765-find him on YouTube Other music and sound effects provided by: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/     murder, mystery, true crime, comedy, macabre, morbid, dark humor, humour paranormal, disappearances Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch

In this episode Erica and Billy talk about alternatives to divorce and find out there are other ways to dissolve your unhappy partnership. It's a 2-for-1: 2 gloriously grisly stories in 1 episode for your listening pleasure! Visit our new website at www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com Like us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre New to Instagram! @martinisandthemacabre E-mail us with questions, comments, and topic suggestions at martinisandthemacabre@gmail.com Cover artwork by Phazer765-Find him on YouTube Music and sound effects: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/     murder, true crime, mystery, comedy, paranormal, morbid, macabre, dark humor, humour disappearances Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode Erica and Billy discuss the bullies of the ghost realm, the pranksters of the paranormal-Poltergeists. And Joe will even make a reappearance! Listen until the end to hear a personal audio clip from the editing room floor, sure to send shivers down your spine!   Like us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Webpage with full episodes: www.martinisandthemacabre.com E-mail us with questions, comments, or topic suggestions at martinisandthemacabre@gmail.com Artwork by Phazer765-you can find him on YouTube Music and sound effects: htttp://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/   murder, mystery, comedy, paranormal, morbid, macabre, dark humor, humour, disappearances Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Whoa, Nellie! In this episode Erica and Billy tackle the deadliest U.S. school massacre that no one knows about. Did you know that explosives used to be sold in sporting goods stores?!   Like us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martini_Macabre Website with full episode listing: www.martinisandthemacabre.com E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to martinisandthemacabre@gmail.com Artwork by Phazer765-you can find him on YouTube Music and sound effects: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/   murder, mystery, comedy, paranormal, morbid, macabre, dark humor, humour, disappearances Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode, join Erica and Billy at the dinner table as they discuss the beauty of the word "abattoir", the Frying Pan Movement, and that poor damn dingo... Like us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martinis_Macabre www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com   Cover art by Phazer765-Find him on YouTube Music and sound effects: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/   murder, mystery, comedy, disappearances, paranormal, dark humor, morbid, macabre, explicit language Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode, Erica and Billy discuss saving money at the mortuary by turning yourself into a molotov cocktail. From "dwagons" to Billy's term paper, they'll talk about your risk factors for becoming a human candle.   Like us on facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martinis_Macabre www.MartinisandtheMacabre.com   Cover art by Phazer765-you can find him on YouTube Music and sound effects: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/   murder, mystery, comedy, dark humor, paranormal, macabre, morbid, disappearances, explicit language Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In their first episode, Erica and Billy discuss what is likely the most baffling murder case in history. How did a twitchy, paranoid Canadian with PLATINUM and frequent flier miles end up dead in a motel parking lot in Tennessee? This starts Erica and Billy's descent into madness. If you have information on this case, no matter how trivial you may think it is, please call the Knox County Sheriff's Cold Case Investigations Unit at (865) 215-2243 or e-mail them at coldcase@KnoxSheriff.org. Like us on Facebook @MartinisandtheMacabre Follow us on Twitter @Martinis_Macabre www.martinisandthemacabre.com E-mail questions, comments, and topic suggestions to martinisandthemacabre@gmail.com Cover art by Phazer765-You can find him on YouTube Music and sound effects: http://www.purple-planet.com https://www.jewelbeat.com/ https://www.pond5.com/   murder, mystery, comedy, paranormal, disappearances, dark humor, morbid, macabre, explicit language Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice