We Love To Watch

The year is 1982. Thermonuclear war between the Russians and the Americans could happen at any minute. The USSR has developed a stealth fighter that's faster and better than anything the US has, and listen to this: it fires bombs by thought. Seems like a dramatically terrible idea, but the US wants it anyway. And Clint Eastwood is the only one who can get it. We're joined by Joseph Finn, in the 5 Timer Club! http://joeseesmovies.blogspot.com/ We're on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, and directly uploaded to your brain (only available in Russian).

Oh hai, WLTW fans! The Great Podcast Council of Haidoggy decreed that all movie podcasts must cover 2006's The Room at some point. Little did we know that deliverer of our fate would be our good friend Andrew Daar during the holiest of months: Guest Request Month. For the sky opened, and Andrew spoketh, and yay, we have heard the call. We can found on ITunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, Google Play, being flung over the side of the roof by our best friend, and Soundcloud.

The guests don't stop coming, the requests don't stop coming, the guest request month can't stop, won't stop, and the inevitable march of time comes to take us all. The Guest: Liz Lerner The Request: A fucking crazy ass movie that you've probably never heard of called Urge from 2016. The movie is on Amazon Prime. Watch it! You can find other episodes of We Love to Watch, sometimes about movies you've heard of, on Stitcher, ITunes, TuneIn, Google Play, delivered in a suitcase by the Red Bastard and then vaped, and Soundcloud.

We kick off Guest Request Month with both a guest and a request! The guest: Three-time returning champion Bridgett Taylor The request: 1990's Pump Up the Volume It's about high school and feeling isolated and we. get. into. it. Check out Bridgett's Friday night radio show at http://www.royaltonradio.org You can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Google Play, Soundcloud, on a pirate radio station while Christian Slater jerks off, and TuneIn.

In the late 70s, Wes Craven set out to make a grungy horror movie in the California desert. What he came out with was a bona-fied classic. 3 decades later, he decides to team up with a "hot young director" in Alexandre Aja to remake the movie. Did Aja and Craven top the original movie? Tune in to find out. We're available on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Tunein, and a broken old CB radio in the corner of your shanty.

Our month on killer rednecks, KILLBILLIES VOL. 2, hikes on with the horror-comedy TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL! Two good ol' boys are heading to their summer home/fixer-upper, and run afoul of a bunch of douchebag teens and Allison, a nice teen. Through comic mishaps, the teens and the boys both think they're hunting each other. We're joined by Carrie N., filmmaker, archival researcher, and all around not a murderer. Find her work below! https://www.amazon.com/Long-Strange-Trip/dp/B072HHSYTQ/?ref=dvm_us_dl_sl_go_ast%7Cc_201269419629_m_iFVjSBUd-dm_s__&gclid=Cj0KCQjwierMBRCHARIsAHl9i4HQDiZtsQxV5NCl8trOLs_cdPtgi9j0rR2VgeuLyQiYJDedSty-HnMaAtR4EALw_wcB https://vimeo.com/carolynnelson You can find us on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Tunein, iTunes, and on an old gramaphone in the corner of that creepy old cabin.

We Love To Watch Presents... Pod's Not Dead! Hey WLTW fans, Peter and Aaron recorded a pilot with frequent WLTW guests, Rick Kelley and Liz Lundberg around movies made by Christians, for Christians. There's more details on the show, as to the concept and how we plan to cover these movies. For now, this is just a pilot, but let us know what you think! We just might make more of these... We Love To Watch resumes next week with Tucker and Dale VS. Evil with Carrie N.

For our second week of KILLBILLIES PART DEUX, we tackle a movie that should really be called HavingABlastHouse: Tobe Hooper's 1981 film, THE FUNHOUSE. Why we having such a jolly good time at the laugh-a-minute house? That's because we're joined by Fun Brothers themselves, Dustin and Adam Koski. Psst...lean in. We have fun. But do you want to have a really good time? Why don't you head over to Amazon dot com and buy Dustin and Adam's book: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01EOA96EM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502333601&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=dustin+and+adam+koski&dpPl=1&dpID=51Z8fkB85pL&ref=plSrch If you want to hear more of Aaron and Pete, you can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, contorted to fit in a mine cart, and TuneIn.

We kick off KILLBILLIES Vol. 2, our redneck killer hillbilly month, by going international with our killbillies! Australia's Greg McLean directed an outback horror drama and introduced the world to Mick Taylor, the terrifying opposite of Crocodile Dundee. A charmer and a killer in one, Mick Taylor went on to lead a franchise - and we talk about how weird that is. Amanda Lett joins us again! You can hear us on iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, or deep in the running whine of a chainsaw.

I could sleep. I could sleep. When I mined on Mars, is there a ghost in my cave? My caaaaavvvvveeeeeeee.... We wrap up Carping About Carpenter Month with the definitive answer: Yes. But we couldn't have done it without the help of Marcus Jones from www.crushedcelluloid.com You can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, a dust cloud waiting to posses your ears, and TuneIn.

In our next entry about CARPING ABOUT CARPENTER, Snake is BACK, and this time, he surfs! In the controversial sequel to Escape from New York, Snake is again tasked with going into a prison city to recover something - this time, a doomsday weapon in the hands of an international terrorist. We're joined by Tom Peeler, of Sycamore Street studios, and of the YouTube series Mise en Game. https://www.sycamoreststudios.com/ You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, or your own personal hologram devices.

This is a message from the year 2017. You still have time. You can change things. By hitting play on this podcast. You can stop the anti-WLTW. If you do, you will be treated to the second week of Carping About Carpenter, and the movie PRINCE OF DARKNESS. The guest? Eric Galliani. The hosts? Sure. Can't get rid of them. They're like an infestation. And don't forget to check out Eric's production company, www.invertedlands.com You can check us out at Soundcloud, ITunes, TuneIn, hidden inside a homeless man delivering a message of doom, and Stitcher.

In our first entry of CARPING ABOUT CARPENTER month, John Carpenter channels the popularity of Stephen King, the themes of Lovecraft, and the "very good at playing crazy" of Sam Neill. We spend a lot of time on this one, folks, so settle in. This week, we're joined by Ryan Boland, a close friend of the show and previous guest on the Southland Tales episode! Thank you for listening! You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, and prehistoric stone tablets that will drive you mad.

Just before 1990, three "under the sea" thrillers came out, all around the same time, and are frequently confused for one another. DeepStar Six, about an undersea crew setting up a Navy missile launch center, Leviathan about an undersea mining crew working for a corporation, and James Cameron's The Abyss, about Ed Harris looking pissed off to be wet. We'll take on the first two movies today, and put them head to head to see which one of these is more worthy. There are plenty of other fish movies under the sea, but today, we must choose one. You can find us on Stitcher, iTunes, TuneIn, and at the bottom of the Marianas trench.

"Get your ass to Mars." - John F Kennedy From the earliest days of our species, we looked up at the sky and saw a red marble staring back at us. We waited to go. Waited until our best were ready. Finally, they were: Tom Sizemore and Gary Sinise. What was their conveyance? The second week of DOUBLE TROUBLE month! Peter and Aaron get a double dose of double trouble when Douglas Laman AND Michael Guarnieri help them cover RED PLANET and MISSION TO MARS. You can find Douglas's excellent film writing at www.landofthenerds.blogspot.com Both Michael and Doug write for www.the-solute.com You can find Michael's essay in the book The Oliver Stone Experience by Matt Zoller-Seitz. You can find us on ITunes, Souncloud, buried under glacial ice, flashing the peace sign to the Mars Rover, Stitcher, traveling to another plane of existence, being farted out of bugs, and TuneIn.

It's great day here in the heart of podcast country. The sun is shining, not a cloud in the sky; what a day for a PODCAST EPISODE! Double Trouble month takes the mound with the one-two pitch of Rookie of the Year and Little Big League! But big slugger Anthony Pizzo is up at bat, and ready to to knock this one out of the park. Other clever baseball references. You can find Anthony's photography and art on Instagram at @atpizzo and @pizzo_cartoons. And you can find We Love To Watch on iTunes, Soundcloud, TuneIn, most hotdog vendors, deep in the heart of America, the cheap seats, and Stitcher.

So, we promised you a break from more episodes this week. SURPRISE, we actually went back and did another episode on Futuresport, to meet listener demand (citation needed). Pete called up Aaron on vacation, and... well, let's see how this goes. And always remember. Dead men get nada. We Love to Watch is available on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Aaron and Pete finish up MUSICAL MAY with Xanadu, a film with Olivia Newton-John and ELO and Gene Kelly in it. That's... all I can say.

We made a deal with the devil, and found ourselves joined, once again, by Adam and Dustin Koski, or "The Broskis" for short. We're hitting the high note of Musical May with Brian DePalma's Phantom of the Paradise. Will Peter finally like a goddamn musical? Will the sweet Paul Williams snuggle Peter's angry heart down with his sweet melodies? Maybe stop reading a podcast description and find out for yourself. We're available on ITunes, Stitcher, on top of rafters, TuneIn, on a video tape you have to play to yourself every night, and Soundcloud.

OH! HEY! Youse watchers want to order a newspaper? Tough luck, flathead! Because the Newsies are on strike! In their place is Aaron, Peter, and guest Rachel Graff, casting on the streets. In the gudder. Da trash. You could say, it's a hard knock life. But you shouldn't, because that's a different musical, peabrain. Use ya head. We're available on ITunes, Stitcher, Yankee Stadium, certain hot dog stands, and Soundcloud.