I Don't Get It Podcast

Behold, the $1000 hooded sweatshirt from Barney’s! People are wearing gym clothes outside of training and look like a wave of depression sufferers who can’t stand belts or structure in their garments. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Athleisure? 15:18 -- Why is Athleisure so popular? 21:26 -- Would you have liked Athleisure if you were a kid? 24:42 -- Is Athleisure a sign of the apocalypse? 28:51 -- Is your irrational hatred of Athleisure based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Slit Skirts” by Pete Townsend. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Two non-smokers go in on e-cigarettes to see what the deal is with the newest fad in destroying your lungs, a pastime as old as combustion. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is vaping? 10:30 -- Why is vaping so popular? 18:47 -- Would you have liked vaping if you were a kid? 21:58 -- Is vaping a sign of the apocalypse? 24:45 -- Is your irrational hatred of vaping based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” by The Platters. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

What a goddamn miracle! Someone inverted sushi and dumped it in a fucking bowl, and we’re all supposed to go cuckoo for cocoa puffs over here. Listen as we stuff our faces with oily fish and contribute to its extinction in this double-sized holiday episode. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is poke? 17:08 -- Why is poke so popular? 30:04 -- Would you have liked poke if you were a kid? 36:13 -- Is poke a sign of the apocalypse? 40:44 -- Is your irrational hatred of poke based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Learn and Burn” by The Sheepdogs. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We grapple with the minor fame of sullen, sardonic sensation Aubrey Plaza: Where she’s been, where she is now, and where she’ll be in ten minutes. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Aubrey Plaza? 15:58 -- Why is Aubrey Plaza so popular? 20:00 -- Would you have liked Aubrey Plaza if you were a kid? 21:53 -- Is Aubrey Plaza a sign of the apocalypse? 26:01 -- Is your irrational hatred of Aubrey Plaza based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Killing Moon” by Echo and the Bunnymen. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We touch on a real spark of greatness with Rick and Morty, the outre cartoon sensation from Adult Swim. Warning, there’s a lot of references to burping and gagging noises, in case you’re misaphonic. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Rick and Morty? 16:27 -- Why is Rick and Morty so popular? 23:14 -- Would you have liked Rick and Morty if you were a kid? 27:09 -- Is Rick and Morty a sign of the apocalypse? 31:13 -- Is your irrational hatred of Rick and Morty based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Rick and Morty Theme.” New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We flash the pan so hard this week by looking at the hottest rapper in the game, Cardi B. How’s this going to work out? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Cardi B? 15:23 -- Why is Cardi B so popular? 22:20 -- Would you have liked Cardi B if you were a kid? 25:09 -- Is Cardi B a sign of the apocalypse? 29:23 -- Is your irrational hatred of Cardi B based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Bodak Yellow” by Cardi B. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We might be living in blessed times if there are two Star Trek-themed shows on TV at the same time, but unfortunately, the one we’re speaking about is the one made by Seth MacFarlane. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is The Orville? 14:44 -- Why is The Orville so popular? 19:34 -- Would you have liked The Orville if you were a kid? 23:14 -- Is The Orville a sign of the apocalypse? 26:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of The Orville based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: Main theme of “The Orville.” New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are eminent comedy stars and bonafide successes best know for their groundbreaking Comedy Central sketch show. Listen as we ply them with praise and discuss their career with unvarnished adoration. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who are Key and Peele? 15:28 -- Why are Key and Peele so popular? 22:39 -- Would you have liked Key and Peele if you were a kid? 25:09 -- Are Key and Peele a sign of the apocalypse? 28:28 -- Is your irrational hatred of Key and Peele based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Pirate Shanty” by Key and Peele. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Under scrutiny this week is an oleaginous Angeleno named Adam Levine, the well-known frontman of Maroon 5. If you’re a 13-year-old girl, you might as well just tune out right now. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Adam Levine? 16:18 -- Why is Adam Levine so popular? 19:58 -- Would you have liked Adam Levine if you were a kid? 24:54 -- Is Adam Levine a sign of the apocalypse? 28:04 -- Is your irrational hatred of Adam Levine based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Adam Levine” by Electric Six. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill are treating tiny collectible Shopkin toys as candies, and like any good toddler they’re choking on tiny pieces of plastic. Listen as we describe this childhood phenomenon. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are Shopkins? 16:39 -- Why are Shopkins so popular? 22:54 -- Would you have liked Shopkins if you were a kid? 26:57 -- Are Shopkins a sign of the apocalypse? 29:36 -- Is your irrational hatred of Shopkins based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Candy” by Morphine. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

We take an observational look at streaming service cut-up Aziz Ansari, a man who has climbed the walls of success quite rapidly. There might be some intersection with Noah’s own comedy career, and a few of Bill’s friends, but they make an effort to be as impartial as possible. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who is Aziz Ansari? 15:22 -- Why is Aziz Ansari so popular? 23:43 -- Would you have liked Aziz Ansari if you were a kid? 28:54 -- Is Aziz Ansari a sign of the apocalypse? 32:51 -- Is your irrational hatred of Aziz Ansari based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Galaxy (I’m the Ruler)” by Bill Campbell & Aaron Harry. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill take a trip to a Canadian soundstage designed to look mysterious and sexy -- the only town dangerous enough to be called Riverdale! We’re not talking about the leafy Bronx neighborhood, but the desperate cash grab by the CW to cash in on ancient IP. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Riverdale? 13:04 -- Why is Riverdale so popular? 22:52 -- Would you have liked Riverdale if you were a kid? 24:27 -- Is Riverdale a sign of the apocalypse? 29:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of Riverdale based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Candy Girl” by Josie and the Pussycats. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Noah and Bill are ordering a bunch of bullshit they don’t need from Amazon and they carefully open the boxes on camera to show you. Want to hear them talk about? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Unboxing? 16:13 -- Why is Unboxing so popular? 19:42 -- Would you have liked Unboxing if you were a kid? 23:22 -- Is Unboxing a sign of the apocalypse? 28:09 -- Is your irrational hatred of Unboxing based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "3 Lock Box” by Sammy Hagar. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Swinging in the backyard, pull up in your fast car whistling my name. Open up a beer and you say get over here and play a video game. For some godforsaken reason kids are watching recordings of other kids playing games. We try to puzzle this out. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What are a Video Game Playthroughs? 10:11 -- Why are Video Game Playthroughs so popular? 13:58 -- Would you have liked Video Game Playthroughs if you were a kid? 17:19 -- Are Video Game Playthroughs a sign of the apocalypse? 19:57 -- Is your irrational hatred of Video Game Playthroughs based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Video Games” by Lana Del Rey.. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Meet Bill and Noah -- they’re a couple of witty teenagers like you, fast with a quip, they eat go-gurt out of a tube, and grind out wicked skateboard moves with.... skateboards. They discuss the weighty and sad Netflix sensation “13 Reasons Why,” a suicide parable about thin, wealthy teens played by 26-year-olds. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a 13 Reasons Why? 12:50 -- Why is 13 Reasons Why so popular? 21:57 -- Would you have liked 13 Reasons Why if you were a kid? 28:44 -- Is 13 Reasons Why a sign of the apocalypse? 33:20 -- Is your irrational hatred of 13 Reasons Why based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Vienna” by Ultravox. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah get their grubby hands on an even number of cups to stack swiftly, as some of the sharpest minds of the younger generations do. They talk about how inscrutable the practice of cup stacking seems to old men. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Sport Stacking? 11:13 -- Why is Sport Stacking so popular? 16:28 -- Would you have liked Sport Stacking if you were a kid? 20:07 -- Is Sport Stacking a sign of the apocalypse? 25:35 -- Is your irrational hatred of Sport Stacking based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "New Tomorrow” by Miami Nights 1984. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Mix four tablespoons of Bill with three tablespoons of Noah, sprinkle a little borax on them and you get slime. It’s the hottest sensation amongst teen girls, and they try to figure out what the hell the appeal is. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is a Slime? 9:57 -- Why is Slime so popular? 16:54 -- Would you have liked Slime if you were a kid? 21:49 -- Is Slime a sign of the apocalypse? 24:39 -- Is your irrational hatred of Slime based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Rydeen” by Yellow Magic Orchestra. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Bill and Noah probe the soulless reaches of Bruno Mars, trying to reach some sort of concrete definition of self. Noah finds the slick pop to be pleasing and non-threatening, while Bill tires of identity-free art blowing up huge with the kids. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and Who the fuck is Bruno Mars? 19:13 -- Why is Bruno Mars so popular? 29:37 -- Would you have liked Bruno Mars if you were a kid? 34:10 -- Is Bruno Mars a sign of the apocalypse? 39:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Bruno Mars based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "24K Magic” by Bruno Mars. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

The level of meta irony is stunning as a podcast looks at another podcast -- this time, Noah and Bill consider the McElroy Brothers’ show “My Brother, My Brother, and Me,” an audio show with a 30 minute Seeso video series following close behind. @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is My Brother, My Brother, and Me? 12:41 -- Why is My Brother, My Brother, and Me so popular? 18:35 -- Would you have liked My Brother, My Brother, and Me if you were a kid? 20:48 -- Is My Brother, My Brother, and Me a sign of the apocalypse? 25:42 -- Is your irrational hatred of My Brother, My Brother, and Me based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "A Sermon” by The Police. New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!

Hell has filled up, so Transformers will walk the earth. Michael Bay has thoroughly warped not only a good brand of transforming robots, but the very art of motion filmmaking with five travesties in a row. So, Bill and Noah ask, why are these things so popular around the planet Earth? @noahandbillshow -- @williamscurry -- @noahtarnow 00:00 -- Introduction, and What is Transformers? 16:18 -- Why is Transformers so popular? 23:13 -- Would you have liked Transformers if you were a kid? 26:36 -- Is Transformers a sign of the apocalypse? 30:30 -- Is your irrational hatred of Transformers based on jealousy, and conclusion This week's theme: "Transformographagizers Theme” and “Soundwave By Dre” by the Auralnauts (http://auralnauts.com, @auralnauts) New episodes every Monday morning on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and GooglePlay!