My Google Diary

This week our guest Jono Diener, of the band Baggage, discusses the life of former 90's Hollywood heart throb Jonathan Taylor Thomas , and the human races's inevitable demise at the cold hands of super-intelligent robots. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, the legendary and award winning Omar Hasan, gets dark in the dreary depths of Disneyland and rides The Pirates of The Caribbean with a bunch of psychopaths, which may or may not include Walt himself! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Joe Crawley, hits us with a fist full of truth nuggets! You think Elvis is dead? Think again! You think he wasn't in Home Alone? Think again, again! Marvel as he takes us from the age of the dinosaurs, through ancient Egypt, to the present day legend of the Irish Birdman. Make sure the windows are locked and your babies are safe, because once you hear this, there's no going back! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

There must be something in the water! This week our guest, Daniel Brady, fills us in on what really happened with the Titanic, the ship not the movie, and why the old woman, from movie not the ship, is a terrible, terrible person. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Aisling Conboy, dishes the dirtiest of dirt on the worst and best celebrity interviews she has done, and also tells of how she discovered a gruesome murder plot in her own backyard! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, John Carroll, suppresses his animalistic rage for competition to tell us about how his 15 minutes of fame was destroyed by internet trolls, and how he refuses to believe anything brilliant is real. He even accuses St David of Attenborough of lying to us all! The cheek of him! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Tony Cantwell, joins us for the second time and tells us how he's been dealing with his new found viral fame, and how he's found himself tangled up in the dark underworld of the mythical Dublin Pintmen! He also fills us in how to really get clean, you know, down there! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Omar Hasan, returns for the second time to ask some rather rude questions, and to tell us all about his oh so brilliant original idea for a hit board game. He then takes us down the snakes and ladders of time to teach us all about the history of some of the worlds best known games, and why the victorians were a big bunch of stupid idiots. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

Is it possible to be a lover and a fighter, and if so how much of a lover and a fighter at any given time? Comedian and actor Owen Colgan joins Jordan in the studio to reveal his techniques that help him maintain the status of Ireland's Number One Top Lover And Top Fighter! In this episode the two discuss Owen's upcoming solo comedy tour, the future of Hardy Bucks, and how to have a bath in your neighbours house. He also explains why he spends 20 minutes every morning 'pulling'. Plus, how do you defeat a caravan? How do you rid your body of toxins? How do you train a crow to attack Taoiseach Leo Varadkar? It's simple, listen to this episode of My Internet Diary to find out.

Jordan is joined in the studio byJordan Dreyer and Corey Stroffolino, AKA Vox and The Axeman, from the American Post-Hardcore band La Dispute. Aside from the discussing their upcoming European and American tour, the boys talk about their upcoming record, not to mention the ten year anniversary reissue of their debut album, Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair, that can be pre-ordered now. Other Jordan discusses being humbled by an Irish Immigration officer the day before, as well revealing his prediction for the upcoming 6th(?) wave of Ska, his favourite ska band, and the revelation that the band is now called Ska Dispute. Corey admits to turning to youtubers to help him learn one of the bands songs, whilst referencing the made-for-tv movie The Langoliers more than any other human in history. @ladisputeband @coreystroff @JordanOrdinary

In this monstrously fun packed episode Jordan is joined in the studio by the Sexy Beast podcast, otherwise known as Marc Jago and Tony Cantwell. Jordan pitches the boys a brand new scary creature for them to rate and review (like they do on their own podcast except its on this one). They discuss their recent live show, where Jago insulted every one involved. Tony reveals his compulsion to delete old tweets in light of recent Hollywood scandals, just to be safe that is, and Jago spreads awareness of the subbiest of Japanese sub cultures. Also, what is a Longbottom? Is it a boy Jordan went to school with? Is it a weird disease? Is it a phrase taken from a book for nerds? Plus, Hollywood legend and Oscar winning actor Nic Cage stops by to chat movies and bang off a couple of his famous lines!

Jordan welcomes comedian, Mob Theatre founding member, and all round wonderful guy, Stephen Bradley to the MID studio in this jam packed episode. Stephen is regaled with the scatological goings on of Jordan's work place, and the two delve deep into the twisted mind of the dirty protester. Who pooped, and why? Seriously, why? The gender of a certain classic horror demon is pondered, and the praises of a certain over the counter wonder drug is sung. All the while Stephen suppresses his unbridled rage for a certain robot-cowboy-themed TV show that just didn't quite cut the mustard. Man, That's a lot of certains! You'll CERTAIN-ly enjoy this episode. ...certain. www.myinternetdiarypodcast.com @JordanOrdinary @aStephenBradley @MobTheatredub

It's third times the charm as Omar Hasan joins Jordan to complete his trilogy! In this episode Jordan tells the true and stupid story of not being allowed to fly, and unravels the Scooby Doo family tree. Omar discuss safety coffins, what to do if your dead but you're not actually dead, and the origins of April Fools! And who is Dick Smith the Dicksmith? You'd be a fool to miss this banger of an episode! Join us as we take and in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guest. Each episode we'll be clicking the 'I'm feeling lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search. https://www.myinternetdiarypodcast.com https://www.audioboom.com/channel/my-internet-diary

In this very special episode we say goodbye to a dear friend, and bring you TWO MID world exclusives, live tattooing and an episode where the main point of the podcast is forgotten! Jordan and Aisling discuss confirmation names, Aisling's departure to Manchester, and the medical condition known as 'bollock tongue'. We also hear about Jordan's campaign to have the Pope bless Shrek's swamp. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the google searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search. https://audioboom.com/channel/my-internet-diary www.internetdiarypodcast.com

(fixed audio) Season 2 is officially here and it kicks off with our guest Joey Crawley, The Conspiracy Kid! Marvel as he explains how everything we know is a lie, from the moon landing, to The Beatles breaking up, in this dimension that is! Also, we discuss the recent Hollywood sex scandal, and a bus riding gorilla. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

Season 2 of My Internet Diary kicks off soon, and to get those ear holes warmed up we give you a special bonus mini episode! Episode 00 if you will. In this lonely special ep Jordan discusses the time a dog ejaculated on a train, and flashing his winkle at the man from Channel 5! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

In this very special episode we say goodbye (he's not dead, don't worry!) to our guest and long time friend of the show, Tony Cantwell, as he leaves the old smoke of London Town (City) for the home shores of Dublin Town (City). Ever the dude with 'tude, he lets us into the google searches he's made whilst living a bachelor lifestyle these last few weeks, and explains all things Japanese, like eating live animals and kicking monks in the nuts. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This episode our guest, Daniel Brady, returns to the show to tell us how man went from ape to people by munching on some naughty mushrooms and getting freaky! Did anybody say fun guy? Then prepare yourself to drink the cool aid as we hear all about cooky cults! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Omar Hasan, returns for the second time to ask some rather rude questions, and to tell us all about his oh so brilliant original idea for a hit board game. He then takes us down the snakes and ladders of time to teach us all about the history of some of the worlds best known games, and why the victorians were a big bunch of stupid idiots. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

This week our guest, Tony Cantwell, joins us for the second time and tells us how he's been dealing with his new found viral fame, and how he's found himself tangled up in the dark underworld of the mythical Dublin Pintmen! He also fills us in how to really get clean, you know, down there! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.