Impale Your Resolution

Oh, joyous Friday. It is here and new IYR is here with it. We tackle the latest superbly retarded crusade against Cracker Barrel. We try to resurrect MySpace, and The Impaler has a thing for old people...... I guess. Listen in and figure out what all this means. 

Now that the technical difficulties have been fixed we present Crazy Dave in Space. Although we really just entered the space that is Crazy Dave. Trying to pin down this episode would be like trying to flatten a balloon without popping it, it just can’t be done. So, enjoy this general conversation that is all over the place. If you’re wondering the website we gush about at the end is shinesty.com.

We goofed while talking to Crazy Dave and forgot to include him in the mix. What that means for you is that you get to be the first to experience what we are calling Interactive podcast. Now this will not work unless you have some clues on what we’re talking about. We start with ska music. Move into Dave’s cat in space, and eventually get to talking about his made up super hero and his powers. Come play along, fill in the blanks yourself, and let us know if it was entertaining for you. l

So, like we said we re-visit the Johnson amendment and correct ourselves. The solar eclipse is coming so we have some fun with that as well. We give Trump some props where it’s due and we touch on our views of suicide. No music on this one due to server space constraints.

On this IYR we begin on the fact that ANTIFA is now a domestic terrorist organization thanks to the great (using that term loosely) state of New Jersey. That got us to the gender spectrum (admittedly not sure how that happened) which lead us straight into pederasty and its current defense to be part of said spectrum. We also go over the repeal of the Johnson amendment, which we will be re-visiting next week because new information has come to light that we were not aware of while recording this. Music a track called Sanctuary by the band Elder.

How do you deal with the capitalist society we live in? Some people think they need a coping mechanism to deal with going to work and paying their bills. It doesn·t sound all bad at first, but it does have its flaws. We dive in and take a look at the soc

This is a really loose one where we go over some recent concerts we have either gone to or are going to. We also dive into the perspective you get being a traveling craftsmen, the situations, and social outlook you received from living like that. Some people like to celebrate Christmas in July but we are going back to our childhood and talking about some fond memories we have scaring people while working at a haunted house. It’s a new tradition, Halloween in July. We also expand on Bill Burr’s premise about taking a cruise and add in the element of CLUE the game. Prepare those resolutions, The Impaler is coming in hot.

Time travel. How does it work? Is it possible? Are there set rules to abide by or can we just make them up as we go? We will probably answer none of these questions but we will still try. The Resolution has a beer bath update for everyone and he has a fee

IYR radio is back and better than ever. In this episode we start to peel back the outer layer of this (inverted commas) revolution (end inverted commas) that people are wanting so badly, and start poking hole in it like a loose shrimp in the fondue pot.

We took the show on the road for the first time. The Negator is getting married (congratulations bro) so we decided to setup shop in our hotel room and pump out some ear pleasure for you. We scratch the surface of net neutrality and somehow we ended up at flat earth and space coke.

Ah the illusive question...vaping or gay porn? Are you a gay porn star if you vape? If you vape does that automatically mean you like gay porn? It's these important questions that we are not answering because it doesn't really matter. It's just an inside joke that started on the second half of our time with Crazy Dave. Yes that's right two episodes in a row with Crazy Dave. So what's this episode about you ask? Well Impaler watched Escape from New York which got him thinking and expanding on his idea about segregated prisons per offenses, and making an entire self sustaining city. The Resolution is still not on board

Doesn't reminiscing about the good old days just give your inner child a boner like it's the first time all over again? Probably not unless your weird like that. (GROSS!) We touch on the nerdy things we collected and played as kids. Crazy Dave is with us too! Cheers!

If you have to force it, you know it.....well....you know. We shine a light on alternative poop pronouns and Boston Antifa (hi Dustin, love your comedy work). The Impaler has an idea about correcting corrections. The Resolution is not fully on board. 

This one starts out slow and nasty, but eventually we get going and dive into The Impaler's idea about a resource based economy and how partisan politics is not helping in the long run. Music: "Now or Never" by Benedict Arnold. 

Oh my, what twisted road of thinking got these two to name an podcast Churn Dem Taters? Well for one it doesn't make sense because you would churn milk into butter, where does the potatoes come in? Well you're gonna have to listen in to find out. If you're feeling froggy go leave a review on iTunes. Maybe give our Facebook page a like. You know you want to. Music is Chlorine & Wine by Baroness off of their album Purple. 

Why would science so this? Was the grape not good enough? Was granulated sugar and a dry texture not good enough either? We don't know and we're not afraid to say so. Here's a link to prove it. http://grapery.biz/index.php/grapes/cotton-candy Other than that we go deep into space and come out with the link between Trumps shitty diet and his tweets.

In his gator shoes he walks through the valley of the shadow of death, and makes you take note, that your argument, though well thought out, is invalid and wrong. At least he's not like that (too much) anymore. The Resolution and The Impaler catch up with The Negator and go down tons of fun rabbit holes such as religion, the wall, college, snowflakes, and the English language. Hold on kids this one is bumpy. Music is ITAEWON FREEDOM by UV fest JYP. Go YouTube it if you want to know why we picked this song. No not the live one, the one that looks like it was shot in the 80's. Yea that one. You wont be let down.

It's like de ja poo and the Impaler is back on the mic with Res Juan. No spoilers here, just listen. Music is Bizancio by Toundra.

The Resolution has some stories about rooting phones, Trump's intent, and exploring Arizona. Music is by Asthma Castle: Ceased to Be off of Jesus, Mary, and Broseph EP which can be found here https://asthmacastle.bandcamp.com/

The Resolution gets grumpy about Christmas, parking at a hockey game, and Aleppo. He also found a place to float.