I Can Talk Kayfabe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn discuss: Sports Review Wrestling - December 1988 Topics include: - Joe burns his lip on a Hot Pocket - George Gulas’s Universal Championship Wrestling from 1984 - Animal and Hawk share a make-up mirror - The Ascension beats the Brainbusters for the tag titles after 25 yrs - the most racist VHS advertisement ever - the Gersh Kuntzmann Agency - what would wrestlers do if they were US President - Bob Smith goes refereeing - the biggest Adrian Adonis fan of all time Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn discuss: WRESTLING WORLD PRESENTS STEVE AUSTIN VS GOLDBERG - March 1999 Topics include: - Shawn watches two full hours of the American Wrestling Federation - Joe gets depressed over Goldberg in 2017 - shout out to the classic Tom Galley / Batista duo of 2004 - the sad tale of Mike Rapada aka the Colorado Kid - Shawn names the Nitro Girls - Scott Steiner forgets to tip the pizza guy - Steve Austin beats Goldberg with the Pabst-Plex - Extreme Music Vol 1 and Grinspoon memories - Sandman and Chris Jericho get shafted on action figure royalties - shout out to Southern Ontario wrestling in 1999, ESW and Kwan Chang Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn discuss: THE WRESTLER - January 1987 Topics include: - Joe witnessed NWF Wrestling and DC Drake - the Warlord has a hard time in the airport - Col. DeBeers makes everyone uncomfortable - Jimmy Garvin’s shoot stepdad - Misty Blue Simmes is Jim Duggan’s sister - STRRRREEEEETCH~!!! - the Top 10 Male Wrestler Breasts of 1986 - shout out to AWA Remco action figures Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn discuss: THE WRESTLER - August 1986 Topics include: - Joe and Baron Corbin are losing their hair - Paul Ellering channels Andrew Dice Clay - Wendi Richter goes on Unsolved Mysteries - Kendall Windham is too skinny - Thumbs Down to Jesse Barr (always) - the secret origin of the M.O.D. Squad - the absolutely gigantic Mid-South North American title - shout out to Showbiz Pizza Place and Major Magic’s Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn discuss: WRESTLING SUPERSTARS - Fall 1988 Topics include: - Hogan vs Tyson! - Vince McMahon’s nautical courier service (probably Tugboat) - Mike Tyson…does he have a study? - Gary Hart…too tall to manage - Sting’s turn-offs - Sexiest Wrestler of 1988 (probably Stan Lane) Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: INSIDE WRESTLING - June 1987 Topics include: - South Eastern Championship Wrestling is shockingly offensive - Scott Hall goes to the bank…again! - Paul Heyman and friends rock out to the Beastie Boys in Florida - Dr. Sidney M. Basil tells us if Roddy Piper is right for Hollywood - Bruiser Brody cripples Bane - Abdullah the Butcher in a can Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: WRESTLING ALL STARS - August 1984 Topics include: - Boogie Jam ’84 - the forgotten WWF World Championship belt of 1984 - Blackjack Lanza busts out the WHITE outfit - Buzz Sawyer = American Alpha - when did Hercules becomes Hercules - Dusty jobs to Hacksaw? - the New Guinea Man-Eater gets over in Continental Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: NEW WAVE WRESTLING - November 1995 Topics include: - the greatness that is California Championship Wrestling from 1986 - is ECW “pro wrestling?” - Bob Backlund is qualified to be president - the not-so fascinating history of the Canadian Heavyweight Title - the most anyone has ever talked about the South African pro wrestling scene - Nailz throws a stool in the AWF - Mil Mascaras will probably no-show - Joe works in a boxing ring - wrestling pen pals (only if you like Jim Powers) Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: WRESTLING SCENE - April 1987 Topics include: - Scott Hall wins his own money - Hacksaw Jim Duggan gets “devestated” - the 1st Annual American Wrestling Festival - the legend of Silo Sam, the AWA hillbilly - the greatness that is Ed Wiskowski - B. Brian Blair fights his own son - Wendi Richter takes a taxi - Shawn dreams about Boris Zhukov - the UWF votes to turn Honky Tonk Man heel Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

WRESTLING WORLD - October 1998 Topics include: - the many faces of Ernie Santilli aka Stately Wayne Manor - the official wrestling rulebook is out of print - Kevin Nash hosts the Larry Shandling Show - the Don Mattingly Sports Bureau - Joe misses out on the Imaginary Wrestling Association - Shawn Michaels runs afoul of Jim Evans of Binghamton - Honky Tonk Man draws a crowd - Owen Hart treats himself Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: PRO WRESTLING ILLUSTRATED - August 1988 Topics include: - Miguel Perez’s sentient back hair - Kerry Von Erich’s 2nd darkest hour - Hulk Hogan is a big dummy - Al Perez wins the World Class title; Joe gets an Atari - Eddie Gilbert burns a sandwich at an airport - Johnny Valiant gets work - Ronnie Garvin doesn’t fit in - Top 10 Managers of August 1988 - Capt. Lou’s son gets his hand raised twice in one night - Kamala’s Ugandan brother gets a tryout Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: WRESTLING’s MAIN EVENT - December 1982 Topics include: - Pac-Man: Man of the Year - Heated Caribbean Blood Blath - young Tom Prichard is dreamy - Jacques Rougeau is Razor Ramon - WWC Universal title CONTENDER Carlos Colon - Dusty loses to The Rock in a squash - Joe discovers the history of the Freebirds - a poor man’s Wahoo McDaniel - The Wrestler Complex - Bob Orton misuses a Roadblock Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: SUPERSTAR WRESTLER - August 1986 Topics include: - the lost art of the movie magazine companion - Jesse Barr and Kendall Windham brush a pony - the last good photo of Superstar Billy Graham - Kendo Nagasaki eats a steak - the Road Warriors go to a disco with Neil DeGrasse Tyson - Corporal Kirchner is Pat the NES Punk - Larry Hennig is George Lucas - Harley Race is Frank Reynolds - the debut of Kong Kong Bundy - get your VETA players ready - underrated Sheepherders Also, sorry about the food prep noises in the background. We can assure you that the pork roast was delicious. Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: VICTORY SPORTS WRESTLING from Fall 1986 Topics include: - Steve Williams gets his eye exploded - the Road Warriors makes us uncomfortable - The Kremlin keeps an eye on Flair/Slaughter - Hulk Hogan’s PR keeps him from the tag titles - Jerry Lawler beats up a crooked ref Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe

On this week’s show, Joe and Shawn talk about: SPORTS REVIEW WRESTLING from June 1991 Topics include: - the legend of Chief Thunder Mountain - poor Undertaker photoshop - NWA expert Donald Wayne and his brother Bruce - does Dan Murphy know Batman? - Queen Elizabeth disowns Davey Boy Smith - Billy Jack Haynes takes off his shorts

On this week's show, Shawn and Joe talk about: WRESTLING EYE - November 1986 Topics include: - variant wrestling outfits - Bobby Heenan is an overrated "wrestler" - the bloodiest mat in pro wrestling history

On the debut episode of I CAN TALK KAYFABE, Shawn and Joe talk about: WRESTLING SUPERSTARS - Summer 1985 Topics include: - Can Butch Reed (today) press-slam Shawn Marek (today) - Ric Flair gets beat up a lot - a violent wrestling match goes down in the mountains