Couch Pilots Podcast

S39 ‌EP04 “TRASH”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ TRASH**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review TRASH from 2003. We also bring you two great interviews with @todd_lowe and @docstrangelove who both were involved with the pilot. We talk canceling the show, counseling, being A sexual, and Reddit. We give you some interesting facts, break down the pilot, and give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ FOOTBALL WIVES**‌

S39 ‌EP03 “TWO FISTED TALES”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ TWO FISTED TALES**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review TWO FISTED TALES from 1992. This star studded pilot failed and we are here to tell you why. We also talk about Blake’s Bday, fisting, Metallica, and blood. We also have some suprised visitors pop in during the show. We give you some facts about this pilot, break it down beat by beat, and give you our expert ratings. Come enjoy the flight with us.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ TRASH**‌

S39 ‌EP02 “AMERICA 2100”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ AMERICA 2100**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review AMERICA 2100. This failed pilot is from 1973 or is it 1979? We talk about being patriotic, war, boner pills, a possible CP love connection, and so much more. Want to know why Jason has a ton of championship rings? Come join the fun and check out another great episode of the show. We even give you our expert ratings on this pilot as well.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ TWO FISTED TALES**‌

S39 ‌EP01 “WHAT”S ALAN WATCHING”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ WHAT’S ALAN WATCHING**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review WHAT’S ALAN WATCHING. We are joined again by Terry and also our good pal Derrek. Blake is 100% side tracked and rushing during this episode and he says sorry.Jason does a great interview with Rob Bartlett We discuss Ernest, solar panels, Canada, and ending the podcast. We give you facts about this 1989 failed pilot, break it down, and give you our expert ratings. Come fly with us.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ AMERICA 2100**‌

S38 ‌EP10 “THE MAN FROM THE 25th CENTURY”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ THE MAN FROM THE 25th CENTURY**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review THE MAN FROM THE 25th CENTURY. We are joined by returning guest Terry. We talk thirst traps, pugs, Kentucky, Wade Boggs, and so much more. We give you facts about this 1968 failed sci fi pilot television show. We also break down the pilot and give you our 100% professional ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ WHAT’S ALAN WATCHING**‌

S38 ‌EP09 “ODDBALL”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ ODDBALL**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review ODDBALL the 1986 failed game show. We again have Bryan and Wes sitting in with us. We talk about horror movies, game shows, balloons, wrestling and much more. We give you some interesting facts, break down the pilot and give you our expert ratings. Come join us for some great laughs.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ THE MAN FROM THE 25th CENTURY**‌

S38 ‌EP08 “SCARED STIFF”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ SCARED STIFF**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review SCARED STIFF from 1971. We have special guests Bryan and Wes on the show as well. We talk divorce, dating apps, Gilligan, Tetris, and so much more. We give you some interesting facts, break down the pilot and of course give you our expert ratings. Come laugh with us.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ ODDBALL**‌

S38 ‌EP07 “PAID PROGRAMING: ICELANDIC ULTRA BLUE”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ PAID PROGRAMING: ICELANDIC ULTRA BLUE**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review PAID PROGRAMING: ICELANDIC ULTRA BLUE from 2009. We invite Matt back to review this pilot with us. We also call ATOMZ to see how the baby is doing. Jason bags it out of the park with another great interview with actor Topher Cusumano @tophcus . The fellas discuss slot cars, Mid Life Crisis, David Cross, crypto cars, and much more. Come join us as we fly the friendly skies for another failed pilot.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ SCARED STIFF**‌

S38 ‌EP06 “ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE and BACK AGAIN”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE and BACK AGAIN. We have a special returning guest on the show, Jason’s daughter. We talk about Mexico, comics, high school parties, Riverdale, and the Mandela Effect. We give some interesting facts about the pilot, review the episode, and give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ PAID PROGRAMING: ICELANDIC ULTRA BLUE**‌

S38 ‌EP05 “MIDDLEMAN”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ MIDDLEMAN**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review MIDDLEMAN. We have a first time podcast guest Janice on the show. We talk about murder, meeting people, fear, and being sassy. We also bring back an IBWIP segment and play Getting to Know You, but Janice turns it around on the guys. We give you some interesting facts, break down the pilot, and give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN**‌

S38 ‌EP04 “NOBODY’S WATCHING”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ NOBODY’S WATCHING**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review NOBODY’S WATCHING from #2006. The captains discuss tickling, Michael Jackson, fetishes, face tattoos, and diets. We even get some issues from @GarrettDonovan who was involved in the show. We give you some facts, break down the pilot, and give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ MIDDLEMAN**‌

S38 ‌EP03 “HERE TO STAY”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ HERE TO STAY**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review HERE TO STAY. We have 2 amazing guests on the show this week. Erica and Andrea bring us tons of laughs as we all discuss New Orleans, stand up, and so much more. For this #1986 failed pilot we give you some facts, break down the pilot, and give you our expert ratings. **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ NOBODY’S WATCHING**‌

S38 ‌EP02 “THE ORSON WELLES SHOW”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ THE ORSON WELLES SHOW**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review THE ORSON WELLES SHOW failed pilot. We talk about #orsonwelles, #nostradamus, Santa Claus, King of the Hill, and foster puppies. Jason has a great interview with Joseph McBride. We give facts about this #1979 pilot, break it down for you, and give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ HERE TO STAY**‌

S38 ‌EP01 “THE PHANTOM”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ THE PHANTOM**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review THE PHANTOM. Tim is back as our guest. We talk about family, marriage, and Blake finally asks Jason about his life. We hit divorse again, relationships, and therapy. We smack 1961 in the face with fact, breakdown of the pilot and of course our expert ratings. Come join the fun **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ THE ORSON WELLES SHOW**‌

S37 ‌EP10 “CARMEN GOT EXPELLED”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ CARMEN GOT EXPELLED**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review CARMEN GOT EXPELLED. We have our good friend Tim on the show tonight. We talk divorse, Elon Musk, 2010, and self medication. We also talk about drugs, eclipes, and Billy West. We give you some facts about the pilot and break it down beat by beat. 2010 was a great year. Can’t wait to see you onboard.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ THE PHANTOM**‌

S37 ‌EP09 “WACKY RACES FOREVER”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ WACKY RACES FOREVER**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review WACKY RACES FOREVER. We ring in the new year with some resolutions, Blake show’s his senior pictures, we talk pegging, cartoons, and 2007. Come join a great flight and hear some interesting facts, We breakdown the pilot and give you our ratings. Can’t wait to see you onboard.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ CARMEN GOT EXPELLED**‌

S37 ‌EP08 “PENGUINS BEHIND BARS”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ PENGUINS BEHIND BARS**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review PENGUINS BEHIND BARS. We have Jason’s brother Ryan back on the show. We talk Sam Cooke, video games, board games, Larping, 2003, and kids. We give you some facts about the show, break it down, and of course give you our expert ratings. Come join the flight. **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ WACKY RACES FOREVER**‌

S37 ‌EP07 “CHRISTMAS IN TATTERTOWN”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ CHRISTMAS IN TATTERTOWN**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review CHRISTMAS IN TATTERTOWN. We have Marty back on. We also have Kebmo Slice on as a guest. We talk pizza, Jesus, boners, youtube, 1988, and Peoria. We also get our yearly Christmas present from our good pal Chris Tuckley. We give you facts about the pilot, break it down, and give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ PENGUINS BEHIND BARS**‌

S37 ‌EP06 “DEADTIME STORIES”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ DEADTIME STORIES**‌ ‌ This week the Captain’s review Deadtime Stories from 2003. We also have a great return guest Marty from Meanwhile Back in Peoria. We talk about zombie porn, apartment fires, MTV, New York City, and so much more. We give you some facts, breakdown the pilot, and of course give you our expert ratings.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ CHRISTMAS IN TATTERTOWN**‌

S37 ‌EP05 “PSYKO FERRETT”‌ COUCHPILOTSPODCAST.COM‌‌ ‌ ‌*‌ ‌‌PATREON‌ ‌ ‌ **‌THIS‌ ‌WEEK:‌ PSYKO FERRETT**‌ ‌ The‌ ‌Captains‌ ‌review‌ PSYKO FERRETT for our ANIMATION DOMINATION season. We call Blake’s mom to flash back to Blake’s childhood. We also talk about gambling, pyrex, Jason’s projects, and hall passes. The podcast gets crashed by the one and only Stewardess Mollz. We breakdown the pilot, give you facts, and give you our profession ratings on the failed pilot.  **‌NEXT‌ ‌WEEK:‌ DEADTIME STORIES**‌