Tales From The Porkside

In possibly our most erotic story to date, Khyper "The Viper" Dindle inherits his father's movie theater, and makes it his mission to bring the films of Treat Williams to the public.  Unfortunately, this includes dozens of stolen home videos, and Treat is forced to send in an army of no-name actors to take him out.  Will Khyper survive?  Will Treat Williams recover the footage of his children?  Is divorce the greatest sin?  All of these questions and more are answered on this episode of Tales from the Porkside. This episode brought to you by Blew Aprün. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick.  Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive.  Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Episode 6 follows the life of Mike Revolution -- a brewing master.  He crosses paths with Brown Pollock, boss of the nefarious mob known as the "Fish Packers."  Can Mike brew his way out of this debacle? *NOTE* This episode was recorded at our Pork Mansion, so please excuse any background noise or shitty editing.  Thank you. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Episode 5 takes us away from Earth, into outer space.  Corey and special guest Ron recount a peculiar bedtime fable their nanny, Prence Löks, told them.  Patrick does his best to comprehend this ludicrous adventure.  Banker Moran encounters much peril on one of the moons of Saturn, Tequatl.  He also hides sinister secrets behind his veterinary practice, Smokes.  Be prepared as we uncover the darkest mysteries of deep space. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.  

We are feeding you a sneak peek from the upcoming episode featuring Ron.  Patrick and Ron discuss real pork-life stories while chuckling and breathing swine-filled air. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Episode 4 examines the perplexing craft of magic, the wonders and horrors of heroin abuse, and the baffling story of a rogue cop. Corey, Patrick, and special guest Corey (of The Green Book Podcast), discuss Damascus' crippling affair with horse, and how it effects his perspective on reality. Are his friends, Chilli, Baryl St. Crabbe, and Tad real people, or merely heroin induced apparitions? You may actually find out, but we can't promise anything. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Episode 3 explores the rich history of Oahu, Hawaii, bringing along seasoned patron, Ryan. Patrick cringes as he navigates the dastardly tale of Theory Grange, a "local" homeless Hawaiian woman, both of whom Ryan and Corey have had steamy interactions with. The beautiful islands of Hawaii turn dark, as they take a walk along the porkside. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Corey and Patrick explore the saga of Hovard Beller, VCR repairman, coal miner, and claim jumper. Hovard tries to live the American dream after an abrasive upbringing. He takes on the evil Krill twins and stumbles upon love in the process. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Corey and Patrick explore the strange life of Perry Tremór, and the dark side of Hollywood. This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.