Cashing In With T.j. Miller

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Dead Sea Scrolls, barn porn, Bob Barker, elephant tears, bunny ears, hog pads, going naked, fat shamers, teeter totters, paper moons, tuna corns, Dwight Eisenhower and ask the question, “Can your pockets be trusted?” Take this episode inside your cottage and feel free to zip it and dip it… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Robocop, costume parties, nihilism, Rochester Big and Tall, silent auctions, double Adams apples, potato kin, chicken pox, mulch forks, pre- tipping, neck cheese, poodle skirts and ask the question, “Can a pause be pregnant with quintuplets?” Listen to this one in the back of a pool hall and don’t forget your bitcoins…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about free love, St Patricks day, The Oscars, Kermit the Frog, The Tooth Fairy, Yoda, the 7 year itch, Goerge Bush, waterslides, Delta Tao, and ask the question, “Which animals are ticklish?” Listen to this episode on the radio, it’s like a tranquilizer for the ears… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about DNA testing, Green Eggs and Ham, The Matrix, The Doors, turkey lips, flip books, carrot sneezes, rescue plants, short protestors, grab bags, double taps, equality, Mitch Hedberg, and ask the question, “What’s happens to a broken elevator?” Chub it up while you listen to this one, it’s better then a witches brew…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about santa, elves, egg nog, Little Drummer Boy, ham hock socks, sexy elbows, neck farts, clairvoyant drunks, elephant walk, dunk tanks, and ask the question, “What’s the best gift you’ve ever given?” Listen to this episode with some tough actin tenactin while eating a tube of turkey slices… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Ace of Base, rally caps, burping whales, The Orient, Star Trek, ugly sleepers, Siri, Bill Cosby, The Birdcage, bad parenting and ask the question, “Where do your texts end up?” Listen to this while eating a full plate of Rib and wash it down with some porridge… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about pilgrims, zippered hats, turkey necks, Solvang, cruises, spurs, allergists, DJ’s, hotel advice, and ask the question, “Bees?” Listen to this episode with a fog machine inside the belly of a whale… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Maple Leafs, Chinese lanterns, Little Italy, Turkey, Istanbul, protestors, wedding cake, Triumph, Orchestra Conductors, Rob Ford, Josh Donaldson, free bowl, Eccliptus Interuptus, suburbs, and ask the question, “When is the best time of year to set yourself on fire?” Listen to this episode during the next Supermoon, it’ll be worth the wait… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about nicknames, Rick Stevens and The Cat, The Edge, Chris Rock, the hidden marinara cup sauce trick, bad pizza,  gummy worms,  water slides, The Critics Choice Awards, "Sweet Home Alabama", annoying noises, underwater welding, flatbread and ask the question, "Why don't horses have chairs?" Pick up some beef jerky and rock out with your cock out, this episode is better then a Flying J… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about CNN, Wolf Blitzer, Sweet Home Alabama, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Bigfoot, diminishing returns, wedding speeches, state slogans, happy hour, electronic music, disorganized crime, jock itch, Nancy Grace, and ask the question, “Is sex better the second time?” Listen to this episode in a fog storm, you’ll still miss the laughter… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about David Letterman, The Flintstones, funhouse mirrors, Starbursts, tiny spectacles, elongated belly buttons, animal states, Weekend at Bernie’s, onesies, The Hitler Card, laughing Hyenas, bad doctors, and ask the question, “What will you say on your death bed?” This episode has a twitch which can be useful in the city… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about outdated phrases, Facebook, Sisyphus, Hollywood fashion, effective insults, cyanide overdoses, arsenic, parquet floors, shoe shiners, plump dumpers, Sherwin Williams, superstitions, and ask the question, “What’s the going rate for a pig?” Listen to this one in a help balloon, the show must go on... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J talk about state slogans, moon wizard, armadillos, The Rio Grande, line dancing, high heels, spurs, show and tell, bearded dragons,  Russian roulette, and ask the question, “Is it bragging if it’s true?” This episode is recorded in stereo, please listen with both earholes… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J talk about The Sundance Film Festival, Nordic clown shoes, the time police, gondolas, wet naps, The Big Dipper, Sean Connery, Rambo, Tonya Harding, Mucinex, daylight savings loopholes and ask the question, "Are M&M's slumming it with trail mix?" This one is even better then the shirt off your back, put it in your pipe and smoke it... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices