That Larry Show

When you’ve screwed up big time, can you make your way back?

Where are the space aliens hiding among us? ▲ What do they look like? Answer: Like UPS men with Pit Bull dog heads ▲ Do they eat beef jerky?▲ Why do they love doing anal probes? ▲ How to prevent an anal probe ▲ Why do aliens depict Santa as half-dressed and drunk? ▲ Why do they depict Jesus standing on baby heads? ▲ What are Atonemints, and do they really freshen breath as they remove sin? ▲ Did Dorothy have sex with the Scarecrow?▲ Which soda flavor tastes better, Martian Poop or Alien Snot?

What are the ruins of tomorrow - Larry predicts ● What really caused Chernobyl? ● What Larry finds when he tours a bomb shelter ● Bomb shelters vs panic rooms – which is for sissys? ● What’s a Heracles couch and why do men need one? ● The movie in your head and how it can destroy you ● Who needs a $70,000 cork screw? ● How a New York paradise turned itself into a ruin ● The word nitwits love to use ● Larry reveals his secret recipe for the best malted milk shake ● What junkyard ghosts know about you

Larry performs a miracle ● How to get sainted! ● Larry envisions his Feast Day ● Are Pope saints politically rigged? ● Which saints can be your fixers? ● Why Bar Mitzvahs beat Confirmations ● The heavenly advocates that are better than saints ● What’s “heroic virtue?” ● All this and more in Brother Larry’s St. Paddy’s Day Special!

What’s behind Collegegate? ● Why is everyone guilty – including the FBI? ● What makes a school “elite?” ● What’s the toughest part about being a father (hint: it’s not the kid) ● What is America’s true national pastime? ● Who are the most fu*ked up people in America?

Are you an auto-sexual? ● Why are NBA stars depressed? ● How will Larry destroy social media? ● What will the UK do without free internet porn? ● Who wants to “save" the World Wide Web and why is he an idiot?● Why Gen Z’s are dumping smart phones for dumb phones ● Why are we letting Silicon Valley manlets put us in the corner? ● How can we cut off their balls? ● All this and more in gloves-off Episode 171

Would Jesus do Mardi Gras? ● Why has Lent become 6 weeks of insufferable virtue signaling? ● What kind of woman is “Church Hot?” ● What’s a Faux Modest Goddess and why are they a worthy obsession? ● What did the Beverly Hills priest say that pissed off his congregation? ● Why you shouldn’t bother giving up chocolate or booze or anything for Lent ● Which Sunday podcast do soldiers in Iraq listen to? ● All this and more, in Sinners’ Sunday # 51

Kim’s loose-lipped girlfriend is back and tells ALL! ● What is HUCOW & Bronco buster? ● What do HE-MAN and SHE-RA have to do with Kim Jong Un? ● The 5 words Trump could say to Kim that would make him disarm ● How Bloomberg’s anti-self defense “culture of compliance” wants to control YOU! ● The difference between cooperation and compliance ● Words Commies use to control you ● Update on United Airlines passenger beat-down.

Is John McAfee the last outlaw? ♦ Why are outlaws an endangered species? ♦ What is the quintessential element of the outlaw persona? ♦ What’s a meat parade and where can you see one? ♦ Who are the greatest outlaws in sports, fiction and more? ♦ What made Joe Namath a heretic? ♦ Why weekend warriors are all phony punks ♦ What single attribute USED to make a man a man but has been outlawed? ♦ Why Bernie Sanders is a Commie, a punk and a puke ♦ All this and more in the first of the OUTLAW SERIES

What’s God’s real name? ● What is evil made of? ● What 4,000 year-old protection has been taken from us by “Secular Guardians?” ● Which 4 words can replace all 10 Commandments? ● What will future archaeologists call the 21st Century? ● What is the key to your own peace? ● All this and more in Brother Larry’s 50th Sinners’ Sunday!

Tips that make you scam-proof ♠ The Fyre Festival – exclusively for morons ♠ How anybody could have known the Fyre Festival was doomed from the start ♠ The difference between Positive Thinking and Magical Thinking (one is for imbeciles!) ♠ What “social influencers” really are ♠ How to spot any scam ♠ The thing that destroys logic ♠ This episode can save your life!

Your 3-step Stud Transformation ♣ WTF is GALentine’s Day? ♣ Is PALentine’s day next? ♣ What’s a hostage holiday and why is Valentine’s Day the scariest? ♣ Larry creates the perfect Valentine’s Day card ♣ Ways your wife or girlfriend will kill you ♣ What’s the worst place to date or break up? ♣ The riskiest thing you will ever do ♣ Why you need to keep anti-freeze in a safe ♣ All this and more in this spectacular Valentine’s Day episode.

PROOF that Jesus would have drowned Andrew Cuomo ■ Why Andrew Cuomo is Satan ■ Why Hitler was more honest than Cuomo ■ The Mussolini Treatment and why Cuomo deserves it ■ When prayer is NOT the answer ■ What is the bloodiest sport of all? ■ All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #49. Eat it, Cuomo!  

Why our reality is scarier than The Matrix ■ They are taking your freedom – find out how ■ Why Larry hates Google ■ Why Larry needs govt. permission to buy medicine for his dog ■ WTF is a love contract? ■ Is your employer cock-blocking you? ■ Working 2019: Boss, may I have permission to get laid? ■ Is this the Take Sh*t generation? ■ Larry defines pointy chix – in detail ■ From Mad Men to Compliant Children – how did we get here? ■ Get yourself unchained in this very dangerous episode!

AOC sez: WE’RE DEAD! ▲ Smirk your way to freedom ▲ Hate crime, hate speech, and now FACE CRIME! ▲ Why you need to carry a police whistle ▲ F*ck groups, they’re destroying America ▲ What does your pigeon-hole look/sound like? ▲ Join AOC’s climate change army, get free money, a purpose and an acid-rain parasol (or a plastic, cone-shaped helmet – your choice!) ▲ All this and more in this IN THEIR FACE episode of That LARRY SHOW

Larry’s BIG PREDICTION (his last one, Epsiode 149 – was correct!) ▲ JC – STILL most wanted dead by liars and creeps! ▲JC’s toxic masculinity – how emulating it will make you invincible ▲ The Frankfurt school – the lie factory▲ The 6 criteria they’ll use to declare JC a toxic man ▲ How big pharma and shrinks are destroying humanity ▲ God’s real name

Gillette wants your balls... OFF! ♦ How the War on Men is heating up ♦ Bro culture vs. Sis culture ♦ Bezos’ bimbo ruins him with “Toxic Femininity” ♦ How cultural taxidermists are making men into stuffed trophies ♦ Why the Apocalypse is men's’ only hedge against extinction ♦ Psychology -- junk science from junkies ♦ Larry shreds Gillette and man-haters as never before!

Larry’s family road trip to the town built on bullshit ♦ How to re-arrange your chakras ♦ Aliens, monsters, vortexes – which do you believe in? ♦ The hoaxing broad who fooled millions ♦ What happened at the 1987 Harmonic Convergence? ♦ Who is Larry’s spirit guide? ♦ Death in a sweat box – the $10,000 spiritual journey! ♦ All this and more in this milestone episode of That Larry Show

"Simon Sez" rituals that make us jerks ♦ What we can learn about religion from the Wizard of Oz ♦ The real reason religions invent rules and regulations ♦ Do your clothing, diet and body positions trigger God? ♦ What can you learn about rituals from sun-bathing ♦ Why Moses’ original 10 were sufficient ♦ WISE UP, with Sinners’ Sunday!

Words Commies use to control you ♦ Why danger is better than safety ♦ The greatest fish story is about BIRDS ♦ Death by selfie ♦ The war on men/boys ♦ The war on strip joints ♦ ChiComs on Mexican radio ♦ Under Armour’s punk CEO and his war on fun ♦ Hollywood’s Walk of Feces ♦ The vintage T-Bird driving, pointy desert femme who ensorcelled Larry ♦ Warping time with Larry ♦ All this and more, in The Best of Larry, 2018.