That Larry Show

McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead ♠ What does John have against Santa Claus? ♠ How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic ♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit? ♠ All this and MUCH more in this first ever interview with living legend John McAfee!

My day with radio legend Don Imus ▲ Why Larry is a New Year’s Grinch ▲ What is ‘forced gaiety,’ and why should it piss you off? ▲ Who is Baba Vanga and why do people believe her predictions? ▲ What are Larry’s 2020 predictions? ▲ Why is it still Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, when he’s been dead for 7 years? ▲ All this and more revealed... in this milestone episode!

J.C. weighs in on retrospection, future-casting and slackers.

Meet the ghosts of Larry’s Christmas past ● The weight-lifter’s trick that helps you beat the holiday blues ● The difference between lost Christmases and haunted ones ● What you can do today to make your Christmas (and life) more enjoyable ● The vilest holiday libation ● The greatest Christmas story of all ● Merry Christmas, everyone!

A preview of Larry’s John McAfee interview! ●Why Larry’s STILL glad he helped Charlie Brown commit suicide ● Why Coca Cola thinks you’re a chooch ● The only 3 Christmas movies worth watching ● Why polar bears are NOT cute ● Larry disses cheap (but rich) party givers ● What’s pissing by candlelight, and how can it be stopped? ● All this and more in this stark look at the hellidays!

Hitch a ride with Larry in his Christmas Time Machine ♦ Meet Larry’s Magic Blue Star ♦ 39-18-33 = Barbie’s measurements = Larry’s first pointy crush ♦ Why knives can be better than guns ♦ Larry’s secret Christmas place you’ll never want to leave ♦ How Larry vandalized the family Christmas tree and got away with it ♦ Don’t do Christmas without this episode!

You’ve never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.

The BEST places to meet women (and there’s no cover charge!) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in this episode, you will find a girlfriend by New Year’s, or your money back!

Mental health tips from Charles Manson ■ Elon Musk’s success secret, revealed ■ How to navigate the family Thanksgiving minefield ■ Reality is a demon, and he’s out to screw up your holidays ■ Why car and wine companies are to blame for all holiday misery ■ The Commie punks trying to destroy Thanksgiving ■ Bring your appetite to this feast of an episode!

From Lust to Gluttony, how far can you go? ♦ What is moral relativism and why is it crap? ♦ How can pride be a sin? ♦ What’s the difference between wrath and anger? Which one is good for you? ♦ Which is the group sin – and the deadliest? (It’s not the one you guessed!) ♦ This episode will help you look better, have more fun and avoid eternal damnation!

Climate change? Puh-lease! The real existential threat our species faces is bullshit!

When you finally flip out, will it be like a champ or a chump? Here are the pro tips you need.

The Pope says JC’s physical body was never resurrected. Them’s fightin’ words.

What Larry learned from the Middleweight champion of the world ♦ How a jelly-bean jar can help you select the right mate ♦ The secret strategy that wins most battles ♦ Can a name change change your life? ♦ How a pointy chick Larry never even met introduced him to a boxing legend ♦ Meet Larry’s Commie-hatin’ Cubano buddy, Francisco ♦ Relationship advice every man (and woman) can use ♦ All this and more in this epic episode!

The sickest serial killers you never heard of ▲ What happens when a psycho calls his girlfriend “Ma”▲ Why sex in a van = death ▲ How Halloween went from Charlie Brown’s Great Pumpkin to gorn ▲ The 21st century calisthenics that cause obesity ▲ Why you should always heed a creepy feeling ▲ Do you know a serial killer? ▲ Are you a serial killer?

How would J.C. have handled the push for PC costumes?

HEAR a 35,000 year-old ghost declare you are GOD!▲Take the test and discover your spirit animal-guide-thingy▲What’s Larry’s spirit animal and why does he hate it?▲How Larry gave life to a reptile… twice▲What’s the dumbest line in movie history?▲Why do people derive their identities from everything from sports teams to sneakers?▲Why crystals, fossils and Bonsai trees are necessary at L.A. beaches

What do e-celebs have in common? ▲ What don’t they have? ▲ Fame on demand – pay with your dollars and dignity ▲ The stripper that visited Larry’s office ▲ Being famous for being famous ▲ The trajectory of an e-celeb – obscurity to less obscurity to infamy ▲ How you can be famous – for a day. ▲ Make those duck lips, jut that booty and get ready for your close up. Fame’s a-comin’ and it’s a bitch!

J.C. didn't play fair. Why should you?

Meet BEATRICE, the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed ‘indestructible’ light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say “duh” to L.A.’s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.’s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.’s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!