Nursing And Cursing

Here’s a little stocking stuffer for you to listen to while you spend 5 hours wrapping shit that they will open in 5 seconds and play with for  5 minutes and will haunt your credit card for 5 months. We love you mamas!!!! #Holidays #GiftGuide #Santa

Huh? Wha? Mmmm hmmm sure sweetie go ahead, you can cut your sister’s hair. WAIT WHAT NO!!! I was scrolling mindlessly on my phone while you came in here to grab the scissors , but I’m done insta stalking my bff’s boyfriend’s ex girlfriend now and IM READY TO PARENT!!!! Put the knife down! Well girls, this week we are discussing and confessing PHUBBING OUR KIDS....the phenomenon of sticking our heads in our phones and ignoring (snubbing) our kids. We are not proud, but we are also not alone. So go ahead, listen on your phone. We won’t tell. #Phub #Phubbing #Snubbing #Texting #Parenting

Pumping sucks. LITERALLY. This week we are discussing how/where/why we pump. Share our panic when the chips are down, the tits are out, and we’re hiding in a bathroom stall tryina squeeze out a few precious ounces before our lunch break is over. Plus ali shares some #wipingwisdom that she used on her 4 yr old. Just another pro move from Hawaii. ENJOY. #pumping #breastfeeding #liquidGold #breastmilk #parenting

Happy Halloween, Moms!! You know what scares the shit out of us? Hand making our kids' costumes for months and then letting them eat candy for weeks. So what's a mom to do? Call in the switch witch (the WHAT!)? Order some costumes on amazon? Skip the whole thing ? This week we discuss the lengths that we will go to ruin the fun on Halloween, and Sarah makes her husband an autumnal salad. A what ? #halloween #switchwitch #trickortreat #costumes

Moms, we know you planned to feed them organically, limit screen time, set clear and kind boundaries and never ever have sex with them in your bed. So, how's that all working out for you? This week, it's about the things we said we would never do as parents - but somehow we are out here-doing them. #Nursing&Inserting #NursingandCursing #Parenting

#Parenting #TwoKids #Transitions

Names are just like assholes. Everyone has one (Actually babies are just like assholes too, but that's another ep). How did you pick your baby's name? Was it a name you have been sitting on since grade school, just waiting and waiting to use on your very own real life Baby Alive ? Or did you use a family name? Or a baby name book? Or an app?! Or did you steal it from a friend (it's ok, we won't tell). And did your partner have a say, or nah? This ep we talk about what goes into naming your newborn. But for real, it's never ok to joke about a baby's name, Roger that? #BabyNames #Names #Parenting #Relationships #MomLife #DadLife

Your 3 year old is lying on the floor screaming his head off for no/every reason. Do you gently encourage him, "Sweetie, use your words!" or do you hold his chin just a teeny bit too hard and hiss, "Knock it off before I really give you something to cry about?!"" Well, that all depends who is watching, of course!! This episode is all about parenting in public vs parenting in private. #Parenting #PrivateParenting #PublicParenting

You guys!!! Know what's harder than labor, newborns, bloody nipples, no sleep, or life with two kids!?!? Getting a mom on the mic just a few weeks after having her second baby. But we did it!!! Listen in as molly tells us all about that late labor and answers the most pressing question we have: Did she have sex to get that baby out!?!?!? WELL MOLLY, DID YOU!?! #birth #postpartum #labor #delivery

Yay molly had a baby! He's 3 years old now and loves the ninja turtles, face painting, and eating spaghetti. That's because at 41+ weeks pregnant, Molly's last baby is still her oldest son. WTF baby, where you at?!? This EP we catch up with molly and talk about the mental and physical pressure of going past your due date as your family and friends balance the demands of the real world while being on call for your (late) labor. Plus molly tells us what "electro leg" is and we decide if she should have sex to get the baby out. Well, should she!?! #overdude #overdont #42weeks #pregnancy #electroleg

Did baby Jesus sleep through the night!? Just wondering over here as we try to manage school holiday parties, kids high on candy canes, visiting family, Amazon prime, wrapping catastrophes, lies about Santa, and OMG that f*cking elf. And is Molly gonna have a Christmas baby!?!? Ahhh, the holidaze. We're here for you mama. Call us the 5 wise women bringing gifts of wine. And wine. And CHEER! #holidays #christmas #santa #hanukkah #parenting #momlife

Admit it mom, no matter what you tell yourself, you didn't just "run in real quick," for a 500-pack of 7th gen diapers, soap, the latest Nate Berkus wall tapestry, your kid's prescription from the pharmacy, or even a latte. No mom, you needed a sweet fix of the kind of sanity and salvation that for some reason can only be found at Target. Listen in as we discuss how Target went from being a store to Safe Space.

Sex during pregnancy...who, when, how, and why. Mostly why. Like WHY. Were you a luscious fertile earth mother ready to go all night or were you out of commission and letting your pubes grow to your knees. Or a combo? Whatever your style was, we got you covered. #ORGTRACTIONS #PREGNANCY #SEX #PREGNANCY SEX #HORMONES

What's your favorite part about Back to School? The million dollar school supply list? The emotional trauma of dropping off a kid who's devastated to be there? The Google doc of play dates, parties, sports, and activities? The waking up in the dark to pack a lunch that will come home UNTOUCHED, the passive aggressive PTA emails, or the lice? Wasn't Back to School supposed to mean twinkies on the couch and General Hospital!?! Listen to this episode in the doctors office while your pediatrician runs that strep test....(spoiler alert: it's positive). #school #backtoschool #parenting #anxiety #lunch #lice

Being a mother can feel like being cluelessly lost in the wilderness with no way out and no one to help you. Usually this is a metaphor. But for one of our hosts it was recently a literal reality. Join us for a very special episode and hear how one of us coped when a 3 mile family walk (without daddy) turned into an overnight emergency. Mom, what would you do if a regular day turned into a fucking SOS

Welcome to the second installment of our birth story series! In this episode, Chrissy starts having contractions and hits LA rush hour for the hospital while screaming the whole way at her husband about how messy the car is because: LABOR. Our sweet story starts where every baby story starts...with diareahh. Grab the wet wipes n and the wine and listen up.

Happy Mothers Day you guys!!! What kind of day are you planning to tell your partner to surprise you with this year!? Did you order a gift for yourself? Help your kids make you a card?! Or are you leaving it all to your baby daddy and kids to fuck up? This episode we chat about our hopes and dreams for Mother's Day. Thank you for listening Mamas, We ❤️You.

Kate's Homebirthstagram was perfect: it all happened in the Willow filter, Kate's hair was in a perfectly messy bun, her skin glistened and glowed, and her baby slipped blissfully and effortlessly into the arms of her burly husband who was wading shirtless through the birthing pool like a merman. Turns out Sarah was there and remembers it a little differently.....listen up for the first in our birth story series.

Bad kids, bad kids, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when mama comes for you? This week we talk discipline. Why is it so hard to get these damn kids in line!? Ali shares an ingenious method for keeping the peace in paradise....listen up and join us for the #checkmarkchallenge (it's not what you think).