There Will Be Spoilers

There Will Be Ray. Ray Oldhafer chats with me about his closest near-death experiences, growing up with Carolla, and where he got his fashion sensibilities. We also discuss his favorite movies, books, and guns, and answer the age old question of whether ’tis better to shit or piss thine own pants. Click to stream, or […]

There Will Be The Future. Joel Sinensky and I hypothesize about what will happen in our lifetimes and beyond. We also discuss our favorite versions of the future as told in film, what the difference is between machines and robots, and why the iPatch will most certainly be the next big thing. Click to stream, […]

There Will Be A Winter Movie Preview. Brett Rader and I are here to help you figure out how to spend your precious film-going dollars. We also discuss the films we explicitly do NOT want to see, whether or not the last Hobbit movie will drive me to insanity, and why we’re already tired of […]

There Will Be #Krocktoberfest2014. Chandler Krock returns to discuss the one-a-day horror fest he and I participate in every year. His brother Austin also joins for many spoilers, and many reviews of creepy films that range from the Universal Monster classics to the slightly (mostly) rapey indie flicks of the last few years. There Will […]

There Will Be The Shining. Bobo Boys Caelan Biehn, Chris Laxamana, and Gary Smith return for an in-depth analysis of The Shining– a film only half the guys had seen, and one of whom still had to finish. We also discuss the various between-the-lines meanings found in the doc ‘Room 237’, and Caelan tells a […]

There Will Be Witches. Julie Taylor, girlfriend and first time guest, helps me get the Halloween spirit going with a conversation about everything from witch movies to Wiccan hippies. We also discuss the problems with wizards, and the handful of Witch TV shows Julie enjoys while I read my Entertainment Weekly on the couch. There Will […]

There Will Be Obvious Titles. Robbie Starr returns to discuss movies where the title tells you everything you need to know. We also chat about the opposite: movie titles that serve no other purpose than to confuse the hell out of you. There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 254

There Will Be Revival Film Screenings. Matt Schulman, along with Kevin and Brett Buckalew, sit down for a podcast about the films we were too young to catch in theaters, but still managed to see on a big screen anyway. Good times at the New Beverly… bad times when a dog takes a shit in […]

There Will Be Blood, and other Women’s Issues. Jeff Newman joins for a semi-serious, mostly-offensive conversation about what life must be like for the ladies. I try to bring up important issues like sexual objectification and discrimination in the workplace… if only Jeff would stop obsessively talking about girl’s periods. There Will Be Spoilers, Episode […]

There Will Be Our 30s. Gary Smith returns to help me say goodbye to my 20s and welcome in the new decade of responsibility and consequences. We also look back on some of our favorite moments since college, and try to come to terms with the fact that we’re finally becoming adults. There Will Be […]

There Will Be Innocence Lost. Justin Haacke is back for another landmark episode. This week we discuss ‘Coming of Age’ films, and raise important questions like ‘does the kid from Big get laid a lot now?’ and ‘why is that kid from Dead Poets Society such a miserable little shit?’ Click to stream, or Right […]

There Will Be Simpsons. Colin Fitzpatrick chats with me about the record-breaking cartoon that’s burned into our memories forever and currently marathoning on FXX. We also discuss our favorite episodes, the show’s impact on popular culture, and *SPOILER ALERT* Who Shot Mr. Burns! Click to stream, or Right Click+Save Link As to download mp3: There […]

There Will Be Summer in New Hampshire. Mike Frizzelle is back, and doing much better than he was six months ago. This week I check in on one of my oldest, best friends, and we chat about the success of his new brewery, seeing movies by yourself, and finally feeling semi-comfortable in his new home […]

There Will Be Cooking. Joel Sinensky must prepare a meal for me and my girlfriend using four mystery ingredients in an episode that is absolutely nothing like the show “Chopped” whatsoever. We also discuss Food Network personalities, Romano’s Macaroni Grill mafia, and my special recipe for floor kebobs. Stay till the end for a special […]

There Will Be Online Dating. Dan Erickson returns to the show brave enough to let us go through his OK Cupid dating profile. We talk about the fun and frustration of flirting with strangers over the internet, and how to make sure no one will ever respond to your messages. Click to stream, or Right […]

There Will Be Bonnaroo. Brett Rader talks with me about his epic cross country road trip followed by four days of non-stop music, partying, and camping. We also discuss Brett’s favorite performances, Kanye’s onstage meltdown, and why Beyonce is such an inspirational powerful independent woman. Click to stream, or Right Click+Save Link As to download […]

There Will Be Beans. Caelan Biehn, son of Michael Biehn, fan of Sean Bean, and eater of pinto beans, sits down for a revealing one-on-one interview that lasts as long as we can think of bean puns. Click to stream, or Right Click+Save Link As to download mp3: There Will Be Spoilers, Episode 244

There Will Be Trilogies. Robbie Starr returns for a landmark episode: #243 aka TWBS 3⌃5. For the fifth– and perhaps final– time, Robbie and I discuss our loving and loathing of the film series that just keep going. This time around, we tackle Trilogies Completed Since 2010 (the last time we did a Trilogy episode), […]

There Will Be Stupid Pop Songs That Are Actually Smart. Andrew Fox brought his keyboard along for a surprisingly edu-taining episode about music theory and pop songs. Hear the similarities between Katy Perry and Beethoven, marvel at the lyrical sophistication of Cyndi Lauper, and learn about the Justin Bieber remix that will change your life […]

There Will Be Dreams and Nightmares. Chris Laxamana returns to discuss something he apparently hates talking about. We try to understand the thing we spend a third of our lives doing, and also discuss Dreamsicles, I Dream of Jeanie, the Dream Team, and more! Click to stream, or Right Click+Save Link As to download mp3: […]