Inside The Pallet House

This week we are reminded of why boats are so cool by way of a Facebook Marketplace ad.  We are also reminded of why boats are the worst.  They really do walk a find line between cool and awful; kind of like Anime. 

We live in a fascinating time, and we are getting closer to understanding what is really happening in the great vastness of space.  Katy Perry is really pushing us all to broaden our horizons, and we see some statistically significant data from a far off planet. We can't spend all of our time focused on science though so we introduce you to a new streaming app that we should all be using.  

It is fitting that the week of the Master's we discover a new twist on the Arnold Palmer.  Troy is back from Spring Break, and it sounds like he managed to find a cheeseburger in paradise multiple times.  He is officially marked safe back home; we can't say the same for the wife of the Weezer bassist. 

Spring Break is upon us, and it has left us without the Audio Dreamboat, because he is on a boat. Don't worry though because a couple of us cut our Spring Break short to bring you fresh content, or something like that. 

It is hard to keep yourself safe these days with all of the different scams that are reaching out to us everyday.  As a rule of thumb you don't click the link, and get yourself a very solid passphrase.  In some cases you aren't even safe in your sleep with all of the succubi around. 

It's Troy's favorite time of the year, March Madness.  It is the perfect time of year to be reminded about how little anyone knows about college basketball.  We are also reminded about how finickey we can be when it comes to why we do or don't like some schools. At least we can all see eye to eye on the value of the fish doorbell.

March Madness is upon us, and you know what that means, it's time to throw some money away.  Yes trying to grow grass can cost more money then it is worth, but you can cut some corners with spiked shoes.  That may not be the best example of cutting corners, but we have some other ideas that might help. 

Spring is coming, and we are getting ready.  On the cheap front this simply means buying Costco shorts; other ideas seem to cost a bit more.  Before Winter fully moves out though we have our eyes on 895.

Wedding season comes every year, but it is more often reserved for the young.  They are typically a good deal for the guests, but be careful with the steak.  Speaking of good deals; we learn about a "good" one that only preys on those who have already bought in.

Sometimes what you are looking for can be underfoot for miles, and you can still miss it.  Other time it pays to enlist an expert if what you are looking for can ruin your junk in the process.  If you are looking for your finger it may be over by the Igloo cooler.

We learn a pro-tip from a listener this week, and another has found an interesting way to motivate us.  We also learn about how being motivated in the middle of the day could end in tragedy, and   that sometimes taking the easy way out can actually pay off.

The SuperBowl is here, and our picks are in.  We may not agree on who will win, but we all agree that the food is going to be on point.  There are a few things we can't agree on this week, and some of them are pretty controversial...I guess.

Far too often our expectations are not met by the reality of the experience. Then there are times in which we overreact and create something out of nothing. Unfortunately there are other circumstances that are so unfathomable that whatever reaction you have is probably not enough. We manage to have each of these happen to us this week.

If you are into ASMR and peanuts you are going to love this episode. If you are fan of the graham cracker you may want to tune out.  Don't say we didn't warn you.

On this week's very special episode we learn about a new high score, but nobody is celebrating.  We also discuss another game that we played, but this time we have a clear loser, and I am not sure there was a winner.  That can't be said for the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick. I guess we all know who won that one.

We keep getting older, but we still feel like we are the same age.  In the end this is a good problem to have, because one day you will not be able to pretend you are not old.  Enjoy it while you can people. 

Gifts come in all shapes and sizes.  Some are left by the door to thank those who are working hard all season, and those can find their way into the wrong hands.  Other gifts can be purchased for display, and find themselves in very different places.  Tis the season. 

A hat can make the look sometimes, but even under a good hat the haircut matters.   You have to be very careful when taking any steps to better yourself so you don't get hurt.  It's the Holidays; be safe out there. 

Dave gets his wish and we record after a full day of watching football and drinking beers. The good news is we have plenty to recap with another epic Stache Bash under our belts, and a million dollars raised for the kids!  The bad news is drones are watching your every move, and they aren't just here to watch Dave play darts.

We are back for our annual Holiday Drink Challenge, and we have some heavy hitters join us.  Namely James from @just_something_i_ate , and we welcome AI to the conversation.  As always it is a festive fight to the death.