Cult Of Muscle!!!!!!!!

Startling revelations aside, this week's episode brings the ooey gooey bloody goods.  Godfrey Ho runs around with snake demons and snake princes and Richard Harrison in Scorpion Thunderbolt and Brandon Claudius Cronenberg gets real real stabby in Possessor! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 34:40 Possessor: 36:10 - 1:16:40 Scorpion Thunderbolt: 1:18:10 - END

The coffins are back in storage and the sweat is plentiful, because the Cult is back and doing what it does best. Pick questionable movies and spend way too much time talking about them.  This week Christopher McDonald assembles a bum army to do his bidding in Bums and the waft of Pyun moves through the air in Dollman! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 38:40 Bums: 40:10 - 1:12:10 Dollman: 1:13:40 - END

Halloween is a state of mind here at the Cult as we cough and wheeze well past the finish line and do a victory lap over everyone's favorite month.  We finish up the spooky festivities with a couple very American kids doing very American things in Witch Story and we don our sailor cap and quack our way through Lucio Fulci's seminal The New York Ripper! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 29:05 Witch Story: 30:35 - 1:01:00 The New York Ripper: 1:02:30 - END

A delusional artist wreaks havoc and an Italian painter thinks he's the second coming of Vinnie Van Gogh in this week's episode of spooky frivolity.  Late 80s Italian horror gets real freaky with some gray matter in Blood Delirium and Robert Zombie saves his vision in Halloween 2! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 36:30 Blood Delirium: 38:00 - 1:10:10 Halloween 2: 1:11:40 - END

Alright soldiers, get down on your bellies and army crawl through the tunnels of despair.  We got snotty Ben Foster and a dick collecting bigfoot in our midst and they're going to get the classic Cult of Muscle treatment.  First up, bigfoot loves slingin intestines and snatching peckers in Night of the Demon and vampires are chomping on throats in 30 Days of Night! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 47:50 Night of the Demon: 49:20 - 1:29:10 30 Days of Night: 1:30:40 - END

Philly Dilly gets her long overdue shine in the candlelit spotlight and who better to welcome her is good friend of the show Dynamo Marz!  This week Diller and co. deal with a bunch of weird scabby zombie kids in The Boneyard and Takashi Miike skeeves the shit out of us in Over Your Dead Body! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 47:00 Over Your Dead Body: 48:30 - 1:26:00 The Boneyard: 1:27:30 - END

It's spooky season here at the cult and the undead have never been sexier or had so many glowing red weak spots!  There's a vendetta in the air as Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy gun all the damn fu in Resident Evil: Vendetta and vampires dare to be sexy in Interview With the Vampire! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 24:25 Resident Evil: Vendetta: 25:55 - 1:09:35 Interview With the Vampire: 1:11:05 - END

Before the spookiest month in the spookiest year of recorded history kicks off, cult compadre Cody returns to the show and he brings the stinkiest tidings.  Joel Schumacher gives Jim Carrey some tribal tats and a sax in The Number 23 and Kurt Russell slinks back into those fine fine pleathers in Escape From L.A.! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 51:00 The Number 23: 52:30 - 1:37:00 Escape From LA: 1:38:30 - END

This week we court controversy with two spicy hot takes on treasured exploitation favorites. We kick thing's off with Brian Trenchard-Smith's Aussie Teensploitation classic, Dead End Drive-in and then pond jump over to the great US of A and cover ourselves in grime and ice-cream with Linda Blair in Savage Streets!  Liftage: 0:00 - 1:01:00 Dead End Drive-in: 1:02:00 - 1:32:00 Savage Streets: 1:34:00 - END

In this week's episode, brotherly vengeance and vengeance for your brother and brother on brother vengeance from real brothers playing historical brothers are all on the menu.  James Wan taps Kevin Bacon watch some sad home videos in Death Sentence and Walter Hill wrangles a whole gaggle of brothers to ride on in The Long Riders! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 38:00 Death Sentence: 39:30 - 1:09:50 The Long Riders: 1:11:20 - END

We thought we were done with the sleaze, but the sleaze wasn't done with us!  Killer Cumbia finds new frontier's of sleaze and Tony Scott comes back onto the show with sad Denzel, precocious Dakota, and an avalanche of garishness in Man on Fire! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 40:35 Killer Cumbia: 42:05 - 1:21:20 Man on Fire: 1:22:50 - END

Slip into some action jeans and settle in with you favorite designer drug, Hauser and Norris got something to show everyone at the cult.  Chuck Norris kickstarts an entire decade of action with Missing in Action and Wings Hauser lets the young hotshots take the lead while lurking in the shadows in Coldfire! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 40:25 Missing in Action: 41:55 - 1:17:15 Coldfire: 1:18:45 - END

The Vampires are on the prowl and Rutger got his best baggy pleathers for the Cult this week.  Tony Todd shows his fangs in Enemy Territory and Hauer's here to eat some sketchy chocoloate in Split Second! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 45:15 Enemy Territory: 46:45 - 1:24:10 Split Second: 1:25:40 - END

The cops are on the edge, which means you gotta grab your Detroit Tigers hat and nearly shoot yourself in front of a wedding.  But after that, you go after the bad guys with Jade Leung in Satin Steel and C Thomas Howell saunters back into the cult with To Protect and Serve! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 36:30 Satin Steel: 38:00 - 1:07:00 To Protect and Serve: 1:08:30 - END

The creeps are on parade this week and they don't get much more titanic than this duo.  Klaus Kinski scoots through the crawlspaces in...Crawlspace and Simon Yam dons his bathrobe and terrorizes the tenants downstairs in...The Tenants Downstairs! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 53:40 Crawlspace: 55:10 - 1:30:40 The Tenants Downstairs: 1:32:10 - END

Ol whiskers finally makes his way onto the cult and against all possible common sense we welcome Charlie Hunnam's strut back into these hallowed halls.  Lexi Alexander shows how the boys how you can be even more misguided in Green Street Hooligans and Charlie Bronson goes Cannon with a nakie killer in 10 to Midnight! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 34:00 Green Street Hooligans: 35:30 - 1:18:35 10 to Midnight: 1:20:05 - END

It takes a little bit of madness and it takes a little bit of lameness to survive the terrors of the Siberian wilderness and Joe Estevez lurking in the shadows.  The Russian grime is thick this week as jump into the post-war train-mania of The Edge and Nico Mastorakis dares to show us how paintball all-stars can handle real conflict in Zero Boys! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 37:00 Zero Boys: 38:30 - 1:14:40 The Edge: 1:16:10 - END

The dicks are swinging, the banana peels are shining, and a couple shots of fireball are on the menu this week in the cafe du cult.  Anthony Hopkins is a master of his own universe in The Edge and Dan Stevens stops blinking in The Guest! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 28:45 The Edge: 28:45 - 1:25:50 The Guest: 1:27:20 - END

Two titans of cinema, one blazing a trail of his own misguided ego and one blazing one last trail of trash.  Bruno Mattei brings us the only Aliens ripoff you'd ever need in Zombies: The Beginning and Steven Seagal makes R Lee Ermey cream his jeans in On Deadly Ground! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 40:45 Zombies- The Beginning: 42:15 - 1:12:00 On Deadly Ground: 1:13:30 - END

This episode goes out to all the ticking time bomb cops on the edge and dudes braving the LA heat in cableknit sweaters.  Ivan Rogers charms his way into our hearts with No Way Out and the strippers thrust like 14 year old boys in American Rampage! Feedback: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Facebook: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Merch: redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Lifting: 00:00 - 42:40 American Rampage: 44:10 - 1:15:20 No Way Out: 1:16:50 - END