Cult Of Muscle!!!!!!!!

Blood is spilled, bowels are emptied, and that's not even taking into account the reviews!  This week's episode gets real macho and masculine on your asses with reviews of Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man and the Nick Nolte Vietnam love fest Dog Soldiers aka Who'll Stop the Rain! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-38:10 Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man- 40:05-1:18:00 Dog Soldiers- 1:19:55-1:54:10 Feedback- 1:54:10-2:32:40

Get your loafers and mustard suit jackets on, The Cult of Muscle covers the Jean-Paul Belmondo action/giallo/crime hybrid Night Caller and we hear the siren song of PM Entertainment calling once again so we cover Joseph Merhi and Jeff Wincott with the explosive-laden Last Man Standing. Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-48:15 Night Caller- 50:10-1:31:20 Last Man Standing- 1:33:05-2:17:10 Feedback- 2:17:10-3:05:10

The Estevez brothers run roughshod through the hallowed halls of The Cult of Muscle this week!  Emilio runs away from Mick Jagger in a silly helmet in Freejack and Charlie Sheen is a skydiving scamp in Terminal Velocity in this week's featured reviews.  We also make up for prior weeks' weak pumpage with a healthy ass Whatcha' Been Watching segment! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 0:00:00-1:21:50 Freejack- 1:23:50-1:53:40 Terminal Velocity- 1:55:45-2:39:00 Feedback- 2:39:00-3:39:25

This week on the Cult of Muscle we're confronted with a monumental stinker from one of our all time favorite directors and action stars.  We're also confronted with Dennis Hopper calling himself "daddy".  That's right, we got Double Team and Speed on the episode this week and we wouldn't want it any other way, Wildcat! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-24:45 Double Team- 26:35-1:14:20 Speed- 1:16:10-1:54:30 Feedback- 1:54:30-2:42:00

This week our muslces are set to "contemplate" as we head on over to Norwegia for the survival meltdown of the century Zero Kelvin and we dig into the 70's with the psychological crime film Man on a Swing. Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-33:20 Zero Kelvin- 35:05-1:13:35 Man on a Swing- 1:15:35-1:43:00 Feedback- 1:43:00-2:28:30

This week the better halves of the Cult of Muscle helped program the episode in the spirit of Valentine's Day!  So this week, Uncle Tony gets back on the show with True Romance and Jackie Chan gets beaten mercilessly by his father in Drunken Master II.  Love is in the air! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 0:00:00-1:19:30 Drunken Master II- 1:20:50-2:01:50 True Romance- 2:04:20-2:54:40 Feedback- 2:54:40-3:44:50

Dynamo Marz from the venerable Trick or Treat Radio podcast filled in for Jakey-poo this week and CD-R dropped the heavy hammer of HK action spectacles on him.  This week on the show, Yuen Biao rights some wrongs in Righting Wrongs and Tsui Siu Ming and company do awful things to their bodies in Mirage! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-55:05 Mirage- 56:30-1:39:00 Righting Wrongs- 1:40:55-2:34:25 Feedback- 2:34:25-3:16:30

In the latest episode we tackle the John Glickenhaus/Christopher Walken/Michael Ironside/Steve James/Maria Conchita Alonso action spectacle McBain and we also review the recently released Salma Hayek actioner Everly.  Also CD-R does his best Sly impression.  And Jake wheezes.  A lot! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmial.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-47:35 Everly- 49:10-1:26:45 McBain- 1:28:20-2:04:55 Feedback- 2:04:55-2:48:00

This week on The Cult of Muscle, we are joined once again by good pal Kelly for a couple movies that are short on muscles, but long and strong and male impotent rage!  We're covering a sleazy slice of Canuxploitation called The Surrogate and we dabble in the evil kid genre with Mikey.  Mommy issues for everyone! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 0:00:00-1:02:10 The Surrogate- 1:04:20-1:41:40 Mikey- 1:43:20-2:18:15 Feedback- 2:18:15-3:04:10

So how else are supposed to follow up episode 50 other than dig into CD-R's sack of misfit movies?  This we cover two sequels of dubious honor with Hoodrats 2: Hoodrat Warriors and The Crow: Wicked Prayer.  Why?  Save your stupid questions!  Class is in session! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-43:25 Hoodrats 2- 45:15-1:20:30 The Crow Wicked Prayer- 1:22:20-1:58:10 Feedback- 1:58:10-2:32:00

Episode 50 has been unleashed!  In this super max episode we are joined by friend of the show Christian to review To Live and Die in LA and The Rock!  We also choose the winner of the inaugural grunt contest and assault your sense with every single macho entry!  Thanks to everyone for a fantastic year and all the incredible support! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 0:00:00-1:17:35 To Live and Die in LA- 1:20:30-2:27:00 The Rock- 2:29:20-3:31:05 Feedback- 3:31:05-4:13:35

The Cult of Muscle rings in the new year with a couple ninja sizzlers!  Eiichi Kudo's Castle of Owls and junior high school favorite Ninja Scroll gets reviewed this week and we do our best to keep ourselves from saying 'awesome' too much.  We fail! Send in your feedback(and grunts!) to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 0:00:00-1:29:55 Castle of Owls- 1:32:20-2:10:15 Ninja Scroll- 2:11:50-3:02:10 Feedback- 3:02:10-3:37:10

This week's episode seeks to say goodbye to 2014 in style!  So this week we tackle two heavy HEAVY hitters with Conan the Barbarian and Yor the Hunter From the Future!  That's right, Reb Brown and Arnie Schwarzie close out this banner year for us here at the cult.  Also, be sure to listen during the intro for details on our first ever contest! Send in your feedback/grunts to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-58:05 Yor- 59:40-1:42:40 Conan the Barbarian- 1:43:55-2:45:50 Feedback- 2:45:50-3:08:10

Happy Holidays from the merry buttheads here at the Cult of Muscle!  In our very special holiday episode we tackle a trilogy near and dear to our hearts, the No Retreat No Surrender trilogy!  That's right we gonna stuff our fat faces with Kurt McKinney, JCVD, Loren Avedon, Max Thayer, Cynthia Rothrock, Matthias Hues, Keith Vitali, and more!  Good friend of the show, Fabian, also dropped in from the rafters to crack some skulls for the episode! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com No Retreat No Surrender- 0:00:00-1:07:50 No Retreat No Surrender 2: Raging Thunder- 1:09:35-1:48:45 No Retreat No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers- 1:50:10-2:31:30 Feedback- 2:31:30-3:10:50

This week's episode straps on its football pads and abandons any hope for a brighter future as we dig into a couple post-apocalyptic films.  First up is a Russian daisy of a film known as Psy(or Dogs) and Cirio Santiago bursts onto the show with Wheels of Fire! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-54:15 Dogs- 56:00-1:29:10 Wheels of Fire-1:31:10-2:03:30 Feedback- 2:03:30-2:57:30

Cult of Muscle legend, Bunta Sugawara passed on recently so in our infinite wisdom we decide to review The Tattooed Hitman, a film that is only available in the West with his voice dubbed over.  We also get Johnny Travolta on the show with an incredibly random review of his direct to video 90's film Chains of Gold! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-49:10 The Tattooed Hitman- 50:50-1:33:55 Chains of Gold- 1:36:00-2:11:00 Feedback- 2:11:00-2:54:30

This week's episode gladly welcomes back our pal Kelly into the wam, firm bosom of The Cult of Muscle!  In his bag of goodies is the Jim Mitchum/Erik Estrada sleazeball film Trackdown and we also try to fumble and bumble our way through a review of the inimitable Raw Force! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 0:00:00-1:15:10 Trackdown- 1:16:45-2:01:00 Raw Force- 2:02:40-2:45:20 Feedback- 2:45:20-3:21:10

This week's episode tackles Ray Liotta in No Escape and the Kihachi Okamoto directed film Big Shots Die at Dawn.  Just some lean, mean podcasting to butter you up before Thanksgiving.  That is, if you're American.  If not, keep pumping! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00- No Escape- Big Shots Die at Dawn- Feedback-

In this week's episode we get to see Clint Eastwood recapture the magic(not really) with Charlie Sheen in The Rookie and Brandon Lee fall in love with Dolph Lundgren's package(no really) in Showdown in Little Tokyo!   Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-48:30 The Rookie- 49:55-1:45:30 Showdown in Little Tokyo- 1:47:10-2:40:20 Feedback- 2:40:20-3:06:15

PM Entertainment returns to the cult with two shining examples of what this esteemed company had to offer.  Robert Patrick and Titus Welliver get their fancy hair on in Zero Tolerance and PM Entertainment spins their special take on X-Files in The Silencers! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com and check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-36:00 The Silencers- 38:10-1:17:05 Zero Tolerance- 1:18:45-1:59:20 Feedback- 1:59:20-2:33:30