Cult Of Muscle!!!!!!!!

This week your baby boys continue their Halloween festivities and take a nosedive into the gritty, gloopy, nasty and profane world of microbudget horror and discover two shiny gems in that crown with Bloody Muscle Builder to Hell and Leif Jonker's Darkness. Corn syrup is flung and sleeves upon sleeves of salteens are imbibed all to a chorus of barely pubescent screams, so put on your giant owl masks and kick your Skeletor boots up because it's orgy time! Smack us up with some feedbacks at: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Visit our facebook page at: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Check out our tumblr at: cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Adorn yourself with our merch at: www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Watcha Been Liftin': 0:00:00 - 0:55:00 Bloody Muscle Builder: 0:58:00 - 1:36:00 Leif Jonker's Darkness: 1:37:00 - 2:22:00 Feedback: 2:22:00 - END  

  It's that time of year again at the cult and we're busting through the doors of October with a trilogy episode that's been a long time coming.  We take a look at the seminal series of comic book adaptations: Blade, Blade II, and Blade: Trinity!  Does Wesley Snipes escape unscathed or does he get lectured over the virtues of e-cigarettes by Stephen Dorff?  Tune in! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-51:10 Blade- 52:30-1:53:30 Blade II- 1:54:50-2:37:10 Blade: Trinity- 2:38:40-3:16:00 Feedback- 3:16:00-4:37:10

With two films plucked from our maniacally deranged childhoods, this week we come to you with Albert Pyun's Post-Apocalyptic opus, Cyborg (1989) starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and we address a grave injustice by finally having Sonny Chiba on the show with his seminal martial arts spectacle, The Streetfighter (1974)!    Send in your feedback to: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Join our facebook group at: facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Check out our tumblr at: cultofmuscle.tumblr.com Head on over and snag some merch at: http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Whatcha Been Lifting: 0:00:0 - 0:58:00  Cyborg: 1:01:00 - 1:55:00  The Streetfighter: 1:55:00 - 2:53:00 Feedback: 2:53:00 - FIN   

Hits are rarely heavier than what we have ready for this week's episode.  We dial up uncle Tony Scott's The Fan featuring Wesley Snipes and Robert De Niro and his sexy pants, but we also turn the lights down low, light up some candles, and revisit The Crow! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:17:45 The Fan- 1:19:15-2:11:55 The Crow- 2:13:35-3:09:10 Feedback- 3:09:10-4:18:00

For this week's episode we bring good friend Kelly back on the show to cover a couple low budget action movies with everything from Lance Henriksen punching children in the face to rooming with a shack full of doves.  We are covering William Lustig's action crime bonanza Hit List with Jan-Michael Vincent, Leo Rossi, Chucky Naps, and Lanny Hands, but then we also cover the recently released sequel to a dearly beloved film Hard Target 2 with our boy and yours Scott Adkins! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:29:05 Hit List- 1:30:40-2:04:55 Hard Target 2- 2:06:40-3:07:20 Feedback- 3:07:20-3:58:30

  This week we look at burgeoning action vod auteur William Kaufman and his unlikely muse Johnny Strong.  We review their 2010 New Orleans crime action film Sinners and Saints and we also cover the recently released Daylight's End!  Also a couple mma fighters and the Mandylor brothers show up to raise a ruckus! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:01:50 Sinners and Saints- 1:03:25-1:55:00 Daylight's End- 1:56:35-2:31:30 Feedback- 2:31:30-3:16:10

For this week's episode we are joined by our friend Joe from the the Small Screen Cinema podcast to talk about our inner child and our inner hissing incestuous kung- fu psychopath. That's right, we're going to cover the Jonathan Brandis pseudo psychological thriller Sidekicks with Chuck Norris and we also dip our toes back in the sleaze with a late 70's exploitation mash up Bare Knuckles!   Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:22:35 Sidekicks- 1:24:00-2:26:10 Bare Knuckles- 2:27:45-3:22:40 Feedback- 3:22:40-4:41:10  

Lots of dreadlocks, lots of teeth, and lots of long butt on this week's episode!  We cover the 90's class Surviving the Game with Ice-T taking a rogue's gallery of villains and Gary Oldman gets up to no good in the 90's neo noir Romeo is Bleeding! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-57:50 Surviving the Game- 1:01:00-1:47:00 Romeo is Bleeding- 1:48:40-2:30:30 Feedback- 2:30:30-3:22:20  

This week loyal listener and acolyte Cecil was granted the unwieldy power to program the show and he dropped a couple tv movies in our lap and ran away giggling like the dastardly villain he is.  This week we cover the Keanu Reeves/Kiefer Sutherland/Billy Zane movie Brotherhood of Justice where rich kids become vigilantes and wear sweaters year round.  We also cover the Alex Cox...something...called Death and the Compass featuring Peter Boyle in a silk robe.  So there's that. Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:19:25 Brotherhood of Justice- 1:20:55-2:04:15 Death and the Compass- 2:05:50-2:42:00 Feedback- 2:42:00-3:59:50

This week we're joined by Dynamo Marz of Trick or Treat Radio and The Elm St. Kid's Movie Club podcasts to drive a techno-stake right into the candy colored brain of David Ayer's recently released Suicide Squad and try not to short out the entirety of Neo Tokyo's computer systems with our tidal wave of drool for Yoshiaki Kawajiri's profanity laden Cyber City Oedo. So strap in, put on your hottest pair of hot pants and hike up them fishnets because it's time to RAWK!!!! E-mail your feedback to: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Check us out on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Hit up our tumblr: http://cultofmuscle.tumblr.com/ Snatch dat merch: http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/   Watcha Been Liftin': 0:00:00 - 1: 22:30 Cyber City Oedo: 1:24:00 - 2:23:00 Suicide Squad: 2:23:00 - 3:35:00 Feeback: 3:35:00 - END

  This week's episode focuses on two icons of the 80's as well as self-described playboys.  If you thought Corey Feldman and John Matuszak: A) You're lying B) You're at the right place.  So this week's episode pits Dr. Kelso and Patrick Swayze's brother against Corey Feldman and troop of boyscouts in Edge of Honor and the Tooz thinks he can take on the combined might of Chuckie Naps, Ronny Cox, Robert Tessier, and Richie Lynchie in One Man Force! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:12:20 Edge of Honor- 1:14:00-1:56:45 One Man Force- 1:58:25-2:45:40 Feedback- 2:45:40-3:43:00

The oppressive heat of the summer pummels the cult into submission and demands its yearly sleaze.  So this week we return to the grimiest alleys of France in a gangland crime film called The Syringe and Papa Cirio Santiago tries his hand at the rape/revenge genre in Naked Vengeance and...well, it goes about as you expect it to! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:00:55 The Syringe- 1:02:25-1:48:10 Naked Vengeance- 1:49:55-2:41:20 Feedback- 2:41:20-3:48:50

This week on the cult we tackle two sci-fi infused oddities with ample amounts of sleaze.  Up for review is the Tadashi Yamashita gonzo martial arts film Sword of Heaven and heads get blown the hell up in Scanner Cop with Richard Lynch and his handsome self! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Lifting- 00:00-1:00:55 Sword of Heaven- 1:02:25-1:48:10 Scanner Cop- 1:49:55-2:41:20 Feedback- 2:41:20-3:48:50

This week Wes and Jake give CD-R and Kelly the silent treatment as they stumble, bumble and fumble to convince them of the merits of Spring Breakers (2012) but the tables are turned and things get decidedly HEATED with a tense discussion of John Wick (2014)!! Tune in and experience the realness lest ye be called a coward, y'all!! This is poetry in motion, y'all! Fallin' money and big booties CoM style!! SPRING BREAK FOREVAAAAH!! (and stay tuned after the grunts for some extra tomfoolery!) email your feedback to: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Check out our facebook group at: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Hit us up on tumblr at: http://cultofmuscle.tumblr.com/ Snag some of our merch at: http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/   Watcha Been Liftin': 0:00:00 - 1:17:00 Spring Breakers: 1:20:00 - 1:58:00 John Wick: 2:00:00 - 2:53:00 Feedback: 2:53:00 - END  

To celebrate the most patriotic weekend of the year we pair the reddest, whitest, and bluesest movies we could dig up for this episode.  This week we are covering the Kathryn Bigelow directed/Jamie Lee Curtis starring/Ron Silver sliming Blue Steel, we dig into the unregulated madness of Taiwanese action cinema with Mr. Slick Shoes himself in Red Pirate, and we unbox a whole world of Turkish infused/French softcore porn infused/Robert Ginty infused madness in White Fire! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-1:02:10 Blue Steel- 1:03:45-1:39:20 Red Pirate- 1:41:30-2:17:30 White Fire- 2:19:20-2:58:20 Feedback- 2:58:20-3:56:35

The mean streets of LA have never been weirder and sexier and more Ice-T'd than this week's episode!  Up for review this week is the Dennis Hopper directed urban crime drama Colors and Russel Mulcahy gets into the weirdness with Denzel Washington and John Lithgow in Ricochet! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-53:40 Colors- 55:35-1:37:20 Ricochet- 1:39:20-2:18:10 Feedback- 2:17:10-3:23:40  

Jakey returns from the sun baked beaches of the Bahamas, himself scorched by the sun and possessed by the soul of a Bahamian shaman and with him he brings two disparate tales of humanity on the edge in Bullies (1986) and Last Gasp (1995). MARVEL!! as Canadian youth gone wild puts a family to the test!! GASP!! As Robert Patrick slathers himself in baby oil and stalks his prey in search of their tasty tendons! WEEP!! As Olivia D'Abo goes for a sensual swim! GRIMACE!! As Bobby bends a woman over his kitchen island and does the beast with two backs!   Email feedback to: cultofmuscle@gmail.com Check out our facebook group at: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Hit us up on tumblr at: http://cultofmuscle.tumblr.com/ Snag yourself some merch at: http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/   Whatcha' Been Liftin': 0:00:00 - 1:14:00 Bullies: 1:15:00 - 1:48:00 Last Gasp: 1:50:00 - 2:20:00 Feedback: 2:21:00 - END  

This week our favorite subs, Wes and Kelly return to the show and attempt to help CDR reassemble his shattered psyche after experiencing the horrors of war and cannibals in Cannibal Mercenary (1983). Luckily, there's a big ol' plate of comfort food awaiting them in Arizal's American Hunter (1988) and through the power of backflips, carsplosions, ass padding and forced ice cream shaves the boys are able to regain their dignity and come together as friends once again. The extra special news of the week is that once again The Gentleman's Guide to Midnight Cinema are teaming up with OMG Entertainment for a DVD release of American Hunter (aka Lethal Hunter)!! Hit up their Indiegogo campaign to help make that happen and get yourself a copy (Seriously, you're gonna wanna get in on this). There's less than 2 weeks left so get to it while the gettin's good! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/lethal-hunter-dvd-release#/   Check out our facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle/ Check out our merc

Do you worry about the future? The world we live in has become an exponentially more terrifying place to inhabit over the past several decades and it can often seem like humanity is rapidly slipping into a deep, dark putrescent morass of inequity, sinful desires and hatred all spurred on by the convenience of the internet and the prevalence of corporate power. Well, The Cult's here to reaffirm your fears as Jake and CD-R dive headlong into the stinky fires of modern gaming culture and medical insurance tomfoolery with Gamer (2009) and Repo Men (2010). So get your jellydicks out and get ready to stroke those hate boners because this one's gonna be a bumpy ride! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com Join our facebook group at facebook.com/groups/cultofmuscle Buy our merch at www.redbuble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop   Whatcha' Been Lifting: 00:00:00 - 1:16:00 Repo Men: 1:18:00 - 2:06:00 Gamer: 2:07:00 - 2:44:00 Feedback: 2:44:00 - END

This week's episode is a veritable international house of uncut masculinity!  We jump over to Japan for another indulgent slice of yakuza mayhem featuring Ken Takakura and Bunta Sugawara in International Gangs of Kobe and then we jump stateside for some lasers, some magic tricks, Lurch, and a true dad bod in Night of the Kickfighters! Send in your feedback to cultofmuscle@gmail.com, check out cultofmuscle.tumblr.com, and head on over to http://www.redbubble.com/people/cultofmuscle/shop for our merchandise! Whatcha' Been Lifting- 00:00-50:25 International Gangs of Kobe- 52:00-1:30:10 Night of the Kickfighters- 1:31:40-2:18:10 Feedback- 2:18:10-3:24:00