Forever Midnight

In this episode the FM3 go for a nice Sunday drive and end up crashing into some bushes, stranding them in the cuts. Luckily for them, Ma and Pa Dusty Doll’s mansion was just a stones throw from their car and they were invited to stay. Unfortunately it was a rough night spent dodging shifty eyed killer dolls and creepy ass magician’s hell bent on turning the Forever Midnight crew into a handful of chapped ass Cabbage Patch kids. Good thing Jef, Brian and Josh are young at heart because they lived to tell the tale!     

In this episode Jef and Josh hop inside old Brian’s Soap Box derby car and ride off into the sunset talking about Netflix’s newest installment in the dusty, dicey Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Chalk full of spoiler’s and other doodoo filled nonsense, the FM3 are really just glad it’s all over, at least until Netflix busts open another poo-pipe and dumps a stinky Chainsaw sequel down your pants. Hooray!

In this episode Josh and Jef reluctantly go squatchin’ because it is old Hairy Henderson’s pick this week. As the crew heads into the wicked woods of the Pacific Northwest they are greeted by not only the biggest of foots but also other freaky ass forest creatures in the 2021 film “Dawn of the Beast”. So Grab a weapon, a flashlight and a pine tree air freshener because Bigfoot might smell like doo doo but he is also friend. 

In this episode, the FM3 finally did it: they stepped over the line from family fun show to the podcast that will probably put you on a list of criminal weirdos that the CIA has been compiling. Things get REAL adult REAL quick. Listeners, please heed this warning: this podcast is for mature listeners and parental guidance is suggested. With that said, this episode is full of good times, lots of laughs and yes, a few crimes. Enjoy! 

In this episode the FM3 hop in their spooky space ship and head off world to the planet of Gigax hoping to find some allies in the never-ending fight against Evil, instead they run into a host of wonky ass creatures and budget booty battlebots, some so janky that the Forever Midnight crew decide to leave the far off freak fest and return to earth. Once back home they find themselves face to face with the darkest evil in the galaxy, the infamous Psycho Goreman!!  Luckily for Jef, Josh and Brian they are true Hunky Boys and PG offers to spare them and their loyal listeners as long as they talk about the film based on his life and exploits in the universe as the one and only Archduke of Nightmares. Hooray for Forever Midnight!!          ReplyForward

In this new episode, the Forever Midnight crew once again have their fate chosen for them by a wonderful Patreon Patron. This time, that fate is a dark and desolate one, at least in regards to imagery and subject matter. The FM3 are talking about one of the best zombie films in horror history: George Romero’s “Day Of The Dead!” Join the gang as they talk about this fan fave’s high points, flaws and the hard scientific truths about blue and green zombos. You may just learn something... but probably not. We are just three chuckle heads!

In this holiday hootenanny of  an episode, the FM3 close a chapter that's been 5 years in the making. They are talking “Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker”! This movie’s stocking is filled to the brim with all kinds of nonsense: weird kids, ugly killer toys, fake Santas, rubber arms (that can think), Mickey Rooney, Robots, and Ricky - played once again by the holiday savior himself, Clint Howard! Really, what more could you ask for in a holiday Episode??! Merry Clintmas to all and to all a good night! 

Just in time to fill your stockings with “Hot Content”, the FM crew is back ramblin’ again. This time around there has been a lot of “Buzz” about the new Texas Chainsaw Reboot and the upcoming Texas Chainsaw video game. So in true Forever Midnight fashion, a brief discussion becomes an episode. Join the fun as Brian gets on his Chainsaw Massacre soap box, Old man Staples explains why things were better way back when, and poor Jef just tries to make sure Brian doesn’t have a brain aneurysm and Josh doesn’t break a hip.          ReplyForward

This latest episode of Forever Midnight sees the FM3 on a trip to the dank dark woods of Oregon, where they decide that it’s time to figure out this Lil-Cryptid situation. Expecting to find a snuggle-bandit like Bigfoot, they instead find a truly terrifying creature that will leave them all praying they don’t split open like a pair of Lenny Kravitz's jeans, spilling forth a heaping helping of horny Wendigo pie. Stay tuned as we talk about the long-awaited 2021 Creetchie-Feetch, “Antlers”!! 

In this week's episode, the FM crew are caught with their sweatpants down after a wild and crazy October and realize Gnarvember is already in full swing. Trying to formulate a plan to appease the Rock Gods, Forever Midnight stage dives right into the 1987 film “Zombie Nightmare”! They would come to realize very quickly that among the many things this film lacks, a Rock-N-Roll band is numero uno. After surrendering to Thor’s super strength and an awkward ass Adam West the guys in true FM fashion finish the film and are left feeling a lot less Rock-n-Roll and a whole lot more Rick Rolled. 

It's a rare and special occasion when the FM3 get to take a trip down to Haddonfield because a brand new Michael Myers movie just plopped into their candy sacks. Eager to see what old Mikey has been cooking up since 2018, the Forever Midnight crew hop into their best blue jumpsuits and get ready to rip this film a new eye hole! But when it comes to Halloween goodies, ya gotta welcome the sweet along with the salty and the sour (because we're all too familiar with the nasty aftertastes that certain chapters of this franchise can leave) and always examine your treats closely - you might just get a bloody good one!    

The Forever Midnight Podcast has finally made it to episode 200!!! It's been many years of magic and self discovery, and FM can finally call themselves "professionals." In this milestone episode, the crew decide to loosen up a bit and kinda go off the rails, talking about the new James Wan friendship-ender "Malignant” (2021) before they hop on the wittle goober bus and head back to school with the coming-of-age tale, “Ghoulies Go To College!” Yep folks, it is a lumpy and bumpy ride until the oversized bugs-bunny-bomb explodes, erasing all recent memories of these god-damned rubber puppets. Enjoy, and thank you so much for listening!!!         ReplyForward

In Forever Midnight's latest episode, the FM3 find themselves once again on the Charles Bandwagon. How they got onboard is anyone's guess, but they are going the distance with the funkiest of films by Full Moon Productions, the 1996 Humpty Lumpty story, “Head Of the Family.” Filled with freaky weirdos and enough nudity to make Hugh Hefner blush, it left the Forever Midnight crew scratching their massive heads, and searching for the swiftest road to emancipation from the Band family once and for all.

In this episode, The FM3 finally get to dive mouth-first into the sugary-sweet, long-awaited treat, “Candyman” (2021). Filled to the brim with art, violence & bees, Nia DeCosta's visionary, honey-dipped sequel to the 1992 cult classic is an urban folktale for the ages - perfect for old, bitter horror nerds as well as the fresh generation of fans who can't wait to say his name…

In this week's episode, a member of the elite Forever Midnight Society from Patreon give the sweet and sour (but mostly sour) gift of the 1976 film “Eaten Alive” for the crew to chew on. Happy to see their friends Freddy, Ruby, Morticia, Sally, Ali-Gator and Winslow, the FM3 do their best to talk through - and eventually come to terms with - what they witnessed in this Tobe Hooper mess-terpiece.

In this week's episode, The FM3 are headed to the carnival! But not just any carnival... this one is filled with all kinds of fantastic-looking rubber ghoobers. At first, the Forever Midnight crew were scared shitless that these widdle turds were gonna try to eat them, but soon realized these little ghoobers just wanted to entertain folks in the bullshit dark ride. After surviving the show, sh'boys were so stoked that they had to let everyone know that a big old stinky rat and a jacked-ass hoofed cat were murking fools in the spook house!! It was almost exactly what happened to the Uggos of Italy in the 1987 latex money pit known affectionately around the globe as "Ghoulies 2!"

In this week's episode, the FM crew wade even deeper into the rubber-filled, olympic-size swimming pool of 'Little Goober' movies finally choosing the greasy muppet symphony that is John Carl Buechler and Chuck Band’s "TROLL” (1986). Forever Midnight had a blast talking about how much better of an actor Phil Fondacaro is than Michael “Moe” Moriarty and coming to terms with our collective crush on the 70-year-old witch/stump in the film. All in all, it is a pretty bangin’ episode as per usual from the Ghouliverse’s favorite podcast!! 

Fire up your chainsaws and fix yourself a hot bowl of chili, because the time has finally come for us to review Brian’s second favorite horror movie: “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2” (1986).  At long last, we get to sink our teeth deep into the meat of this movie, exploring all of its spooky caverns, wild characters, and insane choices... and if any of you dog d's don’t like it, you can lick our plates!

We got a special episode this week. We are thrilled to be joined my our good friends Michael Conrad and Noah Bailey to talk about their brand horror graphic novel "DOUBLE WALKER". We had an absolute blast chatting with our boys, and hope you don't wait and just dive right in to this really fun episode. That's right... Don't think about it. Just hit play! And if you like what you hear please consider supporting these guys by picking up "DOUBLE WALKER". Which is out now on Comixology and available on Amazon. 

In this week's episode, the FM3 go head-to-head with a group of little hairy bastards from outer space. Joined by some bumbling booger-faced bounty hunters that offer no help, the Forever Midnight crew decide to take matters into their own hands and blow the living shite out of some Crites! After saving the world (and some reverse action home remodeling), what better way to celebrate than by talking all about “Critters” (1986)