Forever Midnight

Part Bush-Era morality tale, and part Anti-Road-Dome-PSA, 1996’s “Thinner” is on the waning arc of quality when it comes to Stephen King film adaptations. Nevertheless, the FM3 tuck their napkins into their collars and hunker down for a heapin’ helpin’ of Gypsy magic and misdirected anger as Tom Holland serves us a fat slice of Richard Bachman pie! Plus, to wet your appetites, we’ve prepared a teenaged-Josh phone call for an hors d’eouvre …from back when he was… Thinner

The Forever Midnight Audience has spoken, and the FM3 have listened! Evidence is here in our first ever voicemail-only episode - and friends, these stories are CRAZY. Thrill to tales of nature-poops gone horribly wrong! Return again to The Haun(k)ted Adult Bookstore! Hear the grizzly confessions of the Kentucky Sloppy-Pocketeer! All the while, your dudes pipe in with their own candid tales of woe (whoa!). We barely break the surface here, but it's a bonafide hoot.    P.S. Call the Forever Midnight Hotline today! Don't delay! (707) 327-2984. Please leave a message at the sound of the pooooooop...

It’s morning time for the FM3 and we're gearing up to put our whole mouth around a hot cup of The Stuff. Enough is never enough of us talking about -  yep, you guessed it... The Stuff (1985), and when we're done, you'll be left “wanting mo.” (*wink wink).

How do you do? Forever Midnight feels it would be a little unkind to present this episode without just a word of friendly warning. We're about to unfold the story of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994), a story of man who had big ideas but piss-poor dexterity, and nary a shirt in sight. I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you. So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now is your chance to, uh... Well, we've warned you.

We are dropping a big fat jack-o-lantern on your head with this one. In the style of some more classic FM episodes from the past. This episode covers not 1... or 2... but 3 movies!!! Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988), Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) & Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995). So get comfortable and enjoy our treats you mark ass tricks, cuz this is a long one. Happy "halfway to" Halloween, y’all! 

In this episode, the FM3 go to see a remake of the movie that ironically warned us in 1989 that “sometimes dead is better." And, like many of the story's characters, we knew better... and STILL wandered over the deadfall only to end up in the remake of 'Pet Sematary'. The dudes send this shit-show off into the great beyond, hopefully never to be watched again.

How do you describe the indescribable? That is the challenge we face this episode as we try to make sense of the 1983 “batshit awesome” fever dream that is... The Boxer's Omen (Mo)

In this episode the FM3 join hands and travel underground to Sunny Santa Cruz to visit below the beautiful and busted-ass Beach Boardwalk. While there, they have an honest-to-goodness chat about Jordan Peele’s newest film “Us”. So sit back, relax, and get tethered to your boys at Forever Midnight. 

In this episode the FM3 talk new Horror documentaries, grand holes in the ground, and we dig into a newer and somewhat lesser known film “Ghost Stories” (2017). Plus we got more voicemails. Join us and enjoy this new episode!

In this episode the FM3 decided to take their asses out for a night on the town filled with popcorn, candy and soda pops. They found themselves sitting in plush recliners torturing their poor little eyeholes with the brand new 2019 film “The Prodigy”.  Join them for this wild ride to the hospital and beyond as they birth a new evil episode of Forever Midnight.

Come with us for a magic Wonka boat ride full of madness, murder and the undead, as we review Dead & Buried (1981). And if that doesn’t satisfy your appetite, we go on to discuss the joy of cooking... your own genitals. Yep! Even in a world of pure imagination, your snozzberries will certainly taste like snozzberries.

To kick off the new 2019 season of Forever Midnight, a wonderful Patreon Patron chose the lumpy, bumpy, slimy, grimey “Society” from 1989 for the FM3 to watch and review. The boys had a lot of fun talking about this crazy movie... they actually couldn't shunt-up about it! We hope you buttheads enjoy this slippery episode half as much as they did.  

In honor of dropping our 100th episode, we dive back into our Stephen King ‘Night Shift series’. Josh unearths ‘Petaluma Junior High School Massacre: Part 1”. Jef gets “instant drunk” and reaches out to two beloved guests of the show. And finally we are blessed by amazing friends and fans leaving us incredible messages that we will share with you all. Thank you so much for listening and your continued support as we’ve grown the podcast over the years. We couldn’t have done it without you. 

“PUNISH!!” The FM3 must have been extra naughty this year... Santa brought us a big ol’ lump of coal called ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2”. It’s now “garbage day”, and the boys are ready to take this trash out! 

In this episode the FM3 discuss the joys of revenge, sex with E.T., seeing Goblin perform live, and a review of OVERLORD (2018). 

In this episode we reach critical wackness with our review of the 1998 classic... err, I mean 2001 horror flop, ‘13 Ghosts’. We totally stay on topic the entire time ...err, I mean get distracted by random nonsense and laugh our way through such amazing subjects  as... shoelaces, virtual reality, all day orgasms & nail biting.

This Halloween, we discuss Halloween (1978), Halloween (2018) and also the Halloween 40 convention we attended. Could we get much more Halloweenie this Halloween?! Its the most Halloween we’ve ever Halloweened! Happy Halloween, everybody! 

In this episode the FM3 find themselves checking out a film that might be a figment of their imaginations, or at the very least a “choose your own adventure” Fever dream. Listen as the boys conjure the 1981 film “The Pit” out of thin air and into your VCR’s.

This Halloween season, San Francisco Drag Queens, Peaches Christ and Trixxie Carr - along with roughly 30 other performers - are blowing open the gates (of the creepy old SF Mint Building) with ‘Terror Vault’ - an all-engaging theatrical haunt experience. Trixxie is with the FM3 in-studio to talk about the event, as well as Panos Cosmatos’ divisive 2nd feature film about acid and revenge, 'Mandy’. Come trip balls with us, won’t you?

In this episode the FM3 were at the mercy of one of our top tier patrons on Patreon. They got to pick our poison and choose us a movie to review. Lucky for us we had a blast and got to kick back and watch Black Sheep!